QUICK! Get The Chisel! The Fillers Hardened Again!
Canadian Brangeloonies and the tortured loved ones they drag to shit like this, gathered at the Church of Brangie's traveling tent revival set up at The Toronto International Film Festival yesterday to worship their gods St. Angie and Brad Pitt live in the flesh. Some Brangeloonies immediately started mumbling in tongues (example: whatangelinadidwasreallyCOOLalalakdafbklallaCOOL) and others offered up their hysterical tears to the sacred vein on Angie's forehead, which might be hibernating in a cocoon of Botox for the month.
Believe it or not, Brad Pitt, who is trying to beat Tom Brady and Ashton Kutcher in a JTT hair-alike contest, nor St. Angie were the stars of last night's Moneyball premiere. Nor was her purse and chain (not to be confused with her ball and chin). Nor skinny Jonah Hill. Nor Anna Faris. Nor David Justice. Nor Stephen Bishop. The real star was the brave Cloonelooney who threw herself into a sea of Brangeloonies. Get some of this:
So now you know what your mama was really doing last night.
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I take that political shit back, Jonah looks like an over the moon lesbian.
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
The chubby chaser in me does not like the new Jonah Hill. He looks like he's running for political office. Gross. Love Anna Faris, that dress is bad ass!
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
I don't get the fascination with these two... Angiejo has certainly sucked the life out of Pitt the last six years, and she appears to be twice her age.
The looney tunes are the ones that keep them remotely relative!
LOVE THEM =] (Brad and Angelina)
voodooCHILD
Adore Faris' dress!!
It's interesting that Philip S. Hoffman looks less creepy compared to Brad, Angelina and Jonah.
Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 9:48am.
Angelina was amazing in GIA and she had her real nose too. She keeps her body so frail. Once her face starts to go it will be all over. Brad looks terrible for his age. He has paper thin skin.
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She did pull off a great performance in Gia (sad story, that one), but I think it's because the character hits close to home (drug use, bisexuality, strained relationship with her parents). She absolutely deserved her Oscar in Girl Interrupted, too. Angie seems to do her best work when playing characters that are crazy in one way or another...Original Sin, The Tourist, and Beowulf by contrast are completely forgettable.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
As a hairstylist, not a fan of the blondy-brown faded stringy look.
"She's a goddess and is veering into the hot Monica Bellucci territory."
Are we talking about Skeletina? She is nowhere near as stunning and built as Bellucci. She looks like a gaunt wax figure. WTF is going on with her skin anyway?
These two look like they are killing each other? I wonder what really goes on behind all the fake happy family smiles.. taking one look at them gives me an idea..
the picture of jonah.. gives me the serious sads.. he looks so unhappy and it's made me cry twice already.
She definitely looks high. It looks like she is just coming up as they get to the place, she is acting manic and Brad is trying to steer her around.
I love the second thumbnail were Angie is signing a picture of her old face from the tombraider days, before she looked like an anorexic zombie harpy.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 3:27am.
Homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt looks very gaunt!
(Does she have "the gift"?)
She has some sort of gift because she keeps getting million-dollar acting roles when she can't act to save her life.
Way to go to get a picture of her in the middle of talking..
She's a goddess and is veering into the hot Monica Bellucci territory. I love her face. It's so non Anglo, now if she can just let her natural skin coloring come though, all would be right with the world.
boston61 ITA Angelina was stunning in Gia, but she doesn't even look like the same person any more. It's a shame these women think that they have to look like stick objects in order to be beautiful when all it does is age them 10+ years and they always look miserable.
They look positively unhappy together.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
hahaha! I totally agree with the poster who said Angelina is channeling Courtney Stodden in that first picture.
Wish Jonah Hill was fat again. Something is not right with his face. Why can't fat folks be in the 'Hollywood" too.
What the hell man??
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Angelina was amazing in GIA and she had her real nose too. She keeps her body so frail. Once her face starts to go it will be all over. Brad looks terrible for his age. He has paper thin skin.
I know I am supposed to hate them, but I don't. I am not a "loonie"...they just don't bug me at all. (Maybe it is because I never liked Maniston).
I have been wishing for a bout a year, though, that he would cut his hair ( I LOVE his Oceans 11 buzz) and she would gain about 10 lbs and get a stylist. I think the lack of these items is why people think she looks "trashy" and why her tattoos can look bad on the red carpet. Plenty of female stars have tattoos on the red carpet that don't look bad...but hers are starting to (Tattoos when you are 8 lbs from death tend to make you look like a heroin addict).
I like them, but she has been on the fashion downward spiral now for a while...it's weird.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Jeez, that ugly, over-inflated, viscid upper lip of hers is giving me nightmares.
The most b(wh)oring couple ever.
Since when did angelina look so thin?! I don't follow them religiously so I can someone please inform me. i can't remember the last time I properly looked at her photos but she looked healthy then.
St. Jolie looks creepy in the third to the last picture. These are not very good photos of her, she looks really greasy in every one of them.
St. Jolie looks creepy in the third to the last picture. Not very good photos of her, she looks really greasy in every one of them.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 3:27am.
Homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt looks very gaunt!
(Does she have "the gift"?)
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Screwing Angelina he's more likely to have "the herp". :)
How long before your operation?
Homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt looks very gaunt!
(Does she have "the gift"?)
I know I'm too late posting, but
#1: The hottie next to wonk-eyed David Justice is Stephen Bishop. He plays the role of Justice in the movie.
#2: Am I the only one who finds Brad's fingernails unsettling (2nd to last thumb)? Those are too long for a dude, dude!
@ dirk diggler re Botox, fillers, a brow lift... She's had it all, and she's not even 40 yet.
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and don't forget tit job & 2 rhinoplasties!
they are both high as fuck,Pitt is handling the situation better but she doesn't know where she is and he is helping her,evil reptilian ho should be more careful with her drugs
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 9:41pm.
I wish you'd hook up with Karl. He's really rich. Think of what you could buy all the gals on dlisted. You would be the king. I would so be your best friend because I'm a shallow whore.
considering you're a shallow whore, we'll just brown bag your head, shave your ass and send you in instead, I'll collect the mucho-moolah and cut you a pack of cigarettes and a bag of funions. and because i'm not a total dick and like (others) to think that i care, i'll pay for your condoms.
now, excuse me, i have to go pick out a furry plumed pimp hat ...
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Ha, ha!!!
Um, Pimp Daddy Meats, butts get waxed, not shaved. And I'd prefer Baked Lays, thank you very much.
Angie stole Courtney Stodden's signature look!
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Moneyball was a good book. Brad will do a good job, this role is the type he does really well in...I can't stand Jonah Hill, but I'll give him a chance on this one.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 9:08pm.
Brad has the fake wrong-hand wedding ring: for those who are sort of committed to something like marriage.
*snicker*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I wish you'd hook up with Karl. He's really rich. Think of what you could buy all the gals on dlisted. You would be the king. I would so be your best friend because I'm a shallow whore.
considering you're a shallow whore, we'll just brown bag your head, shave your ass and send you in instead, I'll collect the mucho-moolah and cut you a pack of cigarettes and a bag of funions. and because i'm not a total dick and like (others) to think that i care, i'll pay for your condoms.
now, excuse me, i have to go pick out a furry plumed pimp hat ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by chuckie3 on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 3:22pm.
Am I the only one who thinks her tattoo's make her look cheap and tawdry?
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Whoa, ho ho! In thumbnail #6, she's actually giving a genuine smile. Wow.. did someone tell her how they liked her anus stretched around their cock or something?
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Brad has the fake wrong-hand wedding ring: for those who are sort of committed to something like marriage.
...AND she's high as fuck on what I'm guessing is heroin or coke; sweaty whore
What in ugly bitch hell is going on with this cunts face?
Why do these two always look like they're in a heated debate at these premieres? There's always a few pics of them where it looks like he's forcing her to move along and she's fightin' it. Look at thumbnails # 11 thru 14. It's either resistance or they're both clueless as to where they should be walking to and it's just confusion.
Thumbnail #11 - looks like he's trying to grab her arm.
She seems impossible to get along with.
Who is the cutie standing next to Dave Justice?
Her lips look like dogs anal glands that have just been polished and tweeked, you know that swollen way.No brainer as to her facial expressions with anal gland excretion all over. Any vetrinarian types on here? If so you know the smell I'm talking about.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 6:32pm.
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Well, someone's been in Karl Lagerfeld's boudoir...
<8^o
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
( ... - never to feel clean again)
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Where did you go, Meat? Back that yugo up.
Are you done showering?
I wish you'd hook up with Karl. He's really rich. Think of what you could buy all the gals on dlisted. You would be the king. I would so be your best friend because I'm a shallow whore.
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Well, someone's been in Karl Lagerfeld's boudoir...
<8^o
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
( ... - never to feel clean again)
Angelina has the complexion of waxed fruit.
Brad's hairdo makes him look slow (not as slow as Tom Brady, more like a 45 rpm single being played at 33 1/3).
Submitted by Bjork You: "Anytime I see photos of Jonah Hill, he doesn't look at ease, like he's just waiting for the fat to come back."
He is because it will.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 6:13pm.
her skin has all the glow of an unwashed sweaty anus and her hair is as healthy and bouncy as a unearthed corpse's.
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Well, someone's been in Karl Lagerfeld's boudoir...
Anytime I see photos of Jonah Hill, he doesn't look at ease, like he's just waiting for the fat to come back.
her skin has all the glow of an unwashed sweaty anus and her hair is as healthy and bouncy as a unearthed corpse's.
drugs are a harsh muthafucka.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I've seen fresher-looking faces on homeless people. These two are sucking the life right out of each other. Good. Once they kill each other, all the Brangeloonies will run screaming into the ocean to drown and all that will be left of them will be little piles of steaming brown pellets on the sand. So sad.
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fuck yeah papa Pitt