And So It Begins....
At last night's TIFF premiere of The Ides of March, Stacy Keibler's temp job as George Clooney's piece of the moment officially started. I'm sure Stacy got a passing grade during her first day on the job review since she followed the two rules: try to look as hot as possible and swallow the word "marriage" if it ever tries to crawl up your throat and jump out of your mouth.
While wearing a 90s black velvet dress from the archive closet of Contempo Casuals, Stacy posed by herself on the stroll and kept her words to a minimum when hos asked about George. Like when People asked her what she liked about George, all she said was this:
"Everything!"
Good answer, bitch. The professional trainers in the Hos of George Clooney Division at the Manpower temp agency trained her well. But the Miss Cleo in all of us (and there is a Miss Cleo in all of us) knows how this is going to play out. Stacy is all smiley and quiet now, but it's only a matter of time before she starts to get bold and casually lets out the danger word that forces George's b-hole to push out the strap-on and snap for security to bring empty cardboard boxes for her shit. Then before she knows it, Stacy is standing in the hallway of The George Clooney Halfway House For Dumped Girlfriends waiting for Sarah Larson to hang up the payphone after she finds out if her manager at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone is going to give her another shift.
Milk that shit while you can, Stacy. It's obvious who George is really going to end up with. No, not Brad Pitt. I'm talking about this loyal homegirl right here:
Your mama is going to make George Clooney happier than anybody ever could!
Here's more from last night's Ides of March thing. In order: Stacy Keebler Elf, The Clooney, Ryan Gosling with his mama, Evan Rachel Wood (thinking she's Madonna at the end of the Open Your Heart video), Dave Matthews, Marisa Tomei and Kate Mara with Max Minghella.
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Sigh. George Clooney, for all his pulchritude, political awareness, intelligence, and charm, appears to be yet another dude who doesn't want the same in bed. There is a piece of him that's a little bit of a dirtbag, people. Disappoints me, too. And you really seldom see that in actresses. Can you imagine Susan Sarandon or Helen Mirren being publicly paired with the male equivalent? No, not really.
Sarah Smile
hahha bitch! you aint got shit
Ryan Gosling has the deadest eyes I've ever seen
what's with the Madonna wannabe's herp lip?!
I don't get George. He's not a stupid man. Why does he choose only decorative pieces? Memo to George: There are beautiful women out there with brains, too.
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Martin Léon
One day, when George finally gets round to writing his auto biographical – “How I learn to seduce cheerleaders, chipmunks, Italian supermodels and body builders,” I swear I will be the first one waiting by the bookstore with the dimmest hope that maybe this hawt bixch and I cross eyes….
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Hey B!
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Sooo true about RG being annoyed at GC.
I saw the live footage of these pics and GC was interupting RG during interview on the red carpet.
I dunno, I think Clooney goes for women so-called "beneath" him as in they do not have as much money or power I suppose?? cause he is a control freak and thinks this makes him calling most of the shots and probably because they are not as high maintenance cause he has more "important" things to concentrate on.
Whateves, Marisa Tomei is looking lovely and very fuckable as usual.
Also, it looks like Ryan finds Clooney particularly irritating. I guess Clooney thinks everyone must think he is hilarious and brilliant. God, I have no idea why women adore this guy. None at all!!
Hey Arlene!
Ryan G is the new and improved George C.
I used to love GC but admit he's become yuck. Can't put my finger on when, prob around the time he was with the chick who's on DWTS.
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Been here several weeks now and never went to forum or whatever else. Bet it was messy.
Still see no need for the aggression, and racism.
Surely it's a reflection of these people in reality.
Ok done now.
Sorry for the DP.
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Bjork, you just said earlier that the forum is old news now and none of it matters? So why are you still talking about it. I'm not trying to start anything but I'm curious.
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RICKI, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET FAT GIRL DOUCHEBAG LOSER THEATER BITCHES BE GREAT?
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 1:44pm.
Ha, ha!!
Maybe ricki meant Luna and her long post? Certainly not me, not at all me cuz I'm a winner, baby! (To be said like Tracy Chambers [Diana Ross] yelling at Brian Walker [Billy Dee Williams] from "Mahogany.")
Look folks, everyone has ideas about what dlisted (and the Forum) is, was, could, and should be. It is what it is, and if we don't like something--whether it's on topic or not--comment on it or ignore it. If people want to rag on George Clooney's hammer toe or about their crappy day at work, let them. I mean, what the hell.
ricki's on a roll and I LOVE it.
Laura Linney's just like that fat girl douchebag loser theater bitch you knew in high school, the one who's obsessed with herself even though she's like, fat and a lame loser bitch and stuff. And she's not really smart and not really talented but like SUPER OBSESSIVE and stupid and will stop at nothing to get that A- bumped up to an A. The kind of annoying fucking bitch who always had a copy of her current MONOLOGUE on her and talked incessantly about wanting to go to Juilliard, mostly so she tell people she went to Juilliard. God. I bet this bitch has DEGREES in acting, that's how much of a dumb clinical unnatural bitch she be. Cuz now, every time I see her in anything, she has this vicious gleam in her eye and a knowing little fucking smile, like she's constantly patting herself on her back about what an ACTRESS she is. She probably refers to her "craft" and the "thespian arts" all the time. She is horifically uncomfortable onscreen, as well as smug and ugly, so...yeah. That's what I hate the cow. I think Katherine Hepburn was talking about Le Linney, not M. Streep. Tick tick tick bitch.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:47pm.
Hahahaha @ "don't not take the drugs"
*waves at ricki lake*
Your posts are so entertaining!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 1:25pm.
...There ain't much more to say about this shitty fucking dress. If the open back had a layer of illusion netting it'd be total Hookers on Ice. God it's not even black velvet, it's cheap-ass synthetic garbage. Nothing but the adult-novelty-store-best for the girlfriend of an A-lister. How embarrassing. Katie Holmes is practically a fucking queen and here you show up looking like an extra from Pretty Woman. Seriously. Worst Moments in Gold-Digging Hollywood History. Those tacky fucking rhinestone straps in back are so ghetto 90's BAPS bullshit I can't believe home girl can actually stand up there with her shit-eating smirk thinking she looks good. This isn't even Dancing with the Stars "ridiculous costume" good. It is out and out FAIL, just like you you dumb fucking uneducated slooker. Quit pretending what you do is a "career" and go back to sucking drug dealer dumpster dicks in Maryland where you belong, you weapon of ass reduction gump.
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So... you don't like the dress?
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 1:05pm.
Good God. You forum losers are losers. "So-and-so did NOT say that to so-and-so six weeks ago! Agnes and Olga were there and saw the whole thing!!!" UGH. Get over it. I feel so superior in knowing I never visited the forum. Even I have a real life. Now can't we get back to talking shit about how tacky Stacy Kieblers 'N Bits looks in her Vegas slut dress? My girl Nomi Malone would have passed on that number as "too stripperish." Fo realz.
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And this from a man who thinks the only good looking women are skinny ones who look like twinkies, the ones with clothes that he can wear. Just an observation.
The first time I ever saw Laura Linney was when she was on Law & Order.
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ITA with Bjork, Laura Linney is lovely. What's up with all the anger Ricki? Did you happen to run into my mom?
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Sick! Rosling's mom really does look like that bloated bus-accident victim Laura Linney in the thumbnails! How disgusting to know he slid out of that slimy bovine bitch's cootervag. Barf. And I still cannot ever express how much I despise the wretched and self-satisfied cuntrag of the century, the odious and loathesomely hydrangic Laura fucking Linney. Ugh. She's not even in this fucking post and I can't get past my hatred.
There ain't much more to say about this shitty fucking dress. If the open back had a layer of illusion netting it'd be total Hookers on Ice. God it's not even black velvet, it's cheap-ass synthetic garbage. Nothing but the adult-novelty-store-best for the girlfriend of an A-lister. How embarrassing. Katie Holmes is practically a fucking queen and here you show up looking like an extra from Pretty Woman. Seriously. Worst Moments in Gold-Digging Hollywood History. Those tacky fucking rhinestone straps in back are so ghetto 90's BAPS bullshit I can't believe home girl can actually stand up there with her shit-eating smirk thinking she looks good. This isn't even Dancing with the Stars "ridiculous costume" good. It is out and out FAIL, just like you you dumb fucking uneducated slooker. Quit pretending what you do is a "career" and go back to sucking drug dealer dumpster dicks in Maryland where you belong, you weapon of ass reduction gump.
LOL, Mickey! Why, thank you!
I'm with Borky. I like Laura. Very talented
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Leave Laura Linney alone!!!! What did she ever do to anybody, anybody, anywhere?!?!?!
@Leenie
Aside from the facial hair, you ain't half bad yourself!
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Dave M looks like he is in the beginning stages of a seizure!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 1:05pm.
Good God. You forum losers are losers. "So-and-so did NOT say that to so-and-so six weeks ago! Agnes and Olga were there and saw the whole thing!!!" UGH. Get over it. I feel so superior in knowing I never visited the forum. Even I have a real life. Now can't we get back to talking shit about how tacky Stacy Kieblers 'N Bits looks in her Vegas slut dress? My girl Nomi Malone would have passed on that number as "too stripperish." Fo realz.
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And Morb,
Folks are talking about all other kinds of stuff: George Clooney giving it hard anally to Eileenie; from last night listing crummy bands from the Netherlands, etc.
ricki, what do you think of Stacy's dress? You are usually more talkative and descriptive in your posts and yet you only give us one sentence. More please. And where and how did she get that bruise on her thigh? And is there some Oedipus thing going on with Mr. Gosling and his mum?
Also, I despise the female douchebag Evan Rachel Wood. She is an awkwardly untalented attention whore of an actress, and looks like quite the foolio in her Who's That Girl? drag. Barf.
Also, the fatty blump parasite ingratiating herself into the fleshy side of Rosling's torso looks like the dumb fucking bitch LAURA LINNEY, who I fucking hate. Yeah. Let's all shit on Laura Linney, and roll her excrement-covered nude body into rush hour traffic. The C Word is "cunt," madame, so eat it and choke on it you fetid sow bitch. I vomit on your progeny.
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 1:05pm.
Now can't we get back to talking shit about how tacky Stacy Kieblers 'N Bits looks in her Vegas slut dress? My girl Nomi Malone would have passed on that number as "too stripperish." Fo realz.
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Her chin combined with the side swept hair and Joker red lipstick disturbs me.
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Good God. You forum losers are losers. "So-and-so did NOT say that to so-and-so six weeks ago! Agnes and Olga were there and saw the whole thing!!!" UGH. Get over it. I feel so superior in knowing I never visited the forum. Even I have a real life. Now can't we get back to talking shit about how tacky Stacy Kieblers 'N Bits looks in her Vegas slut dress? My girl Nomi Malone would have passed on that number as "too stripperish." Fo realz.
LOL, Mickey. You are too cute
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
@Leenie
I wanted to spare you the view of my cheesy thighs - we're talking full fat Gouda here - but you asked for it, lady!
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I will say that since the Forum closed, it seems like the Main has been getting a lot of those spammers with intros, "An interesting discussion..." that's really some come on for something (I don't know, I don't click the link) that they post on old threads. Ugh. Say, do these people get paid to do this? Is it like Spike Lee's "Girl 6," but with middle-aged and older English-as-fourth-language women who have no idea what they're writing about (and where they work)? I need work. Let me try:
Ashton Kutcher is so hot, I must say on this important notice, with shirt matches Bag (insert link) to know what is green and taboo. good luck and cheers Justin Beiber to Nice hAt (insert link). Godspeed. don't not take the Drugs.
There's always a problem with that forum it seems nothing has changed in 4 yrs. since I first registered with this site. I was only on here a few months when all hell broke loose there. I wanted to join but was scared off by all the fuckery.
OT: Stacy is a bruiser, Clooney is gayer than a bowl of Lucky Charms.
*peeks in*
Oh FFS with the forum talk..still? Let it go.
Today should be about the victims of 9-11. Positive thoughts to the ones they left behind.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
For years I have been laughing at the comments and MK. I have never understood why people post how crappy their lives are. I checked out the forum and it looked like a nightmare. If I want to be depressed and listen to people complain about their trailer I will go be a "smile" at Walmart.
Please.. just stick to the topics and get some friends in real time to tell your issues to. It sucks having to scroll through the poor me attention getting crapola.
Go outside and make a friend.
Borky, I'm recovering and waiting for round 2!
Mickey, your pants are pulled down
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Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:16pm.
LOL. *hides from mean Leenie in different thread*
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:21pm.
Ha, ha!!!!!!
Eileenie, how is your butt from your session with Mary Clooney? Is he gentle?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:15pm.
I know precisely what you mean. Of all the things my kid could have inherited from me, my slightly protruding ears, my Dutch hips and bum, my hampered coordination skills, it had to be the pulmonary condition I had as a child. It frustrates me to no end because I so wanted her first childhood years to be better than mine. Here's hoping that both our kids will outgrow the things that are putting a damper on their lives soon.
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Submitted by Buggerem on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:13pm.
Bias much? (Kidding, kidding, okay.)
The Forum is closed, and none of those people and their drama matters anymore, if it ever did. Everyone has his/her story, from the participants to the observers to MK (and I really don't think he gives a shit). It's old news now. None of it matters.
Not that we have to be somber, but it's September 11th, so maybe we can steer the talk towards something that matters, like why Clooney only gave his side piece a credit card to shop at Joyce Leslie for her dress.
BamBam, I always liked you and MM and even Sherry. LunaCunt just attacked everyone.
*tackles Little Rasc and smothers her wiff kisses*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
*gives Leenie a wedgie*
UBF, you were gifted because you IZ special. ♥♥♥
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Leenie, Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis. SUCKS ASS.
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Awe, sorry UBF. What is that?
*pulls Micky's pants down*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.