The National Enquirer Thinks This Little Bromance Is Suspect
While everybody is whispering about how Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's contract is about to head for the shredder, the latter is not staying at home weeping into his Scientology-approved cry cloth (aka Tommy Girl's butt). The National Enquirer (via C+D) is keeping one eye on the blossoming bromance (that sounds like the name of an entry Gay Al Reynolds would submit into the Miami Flower Show) between Will and singer Trey Songz. They say this might not be a Big Brothers of America situation and seem to think there's a chance Will is popping Trey's butt pimples with his pelvis. As Scientology audit machines combust and Jada's favorite strap-on makes a sad.....
A source says that last month in Miami, Will and Trey not only sat next to each other at a charity event (Clutch your anal pearls!), but they also went to dinner together the night after (Clutch your anal pearls tighter!). One of Trey's friends, record executive Troy Taylor, kept the flame on that rumor going by telling the Enquirer that his lips are sealed about their relationship:
“I know that Trey and Will have been friends for a very long time, but I can’t speak to the nature of their relationship. It’s none of my business.”
"I can't speak to the nature of their relationship" is a shady gossip queen's way of making the blow job gesture with just words. You know that after those words came out of Troy's mouth, he humped the inside of his cheek with his tongue tip while blowing an air kiss with his eyes. If you put a magnifying glass up to the space between those lines, you'd find this line staring back at you: "They're lapping up each other's ass juices. The end."
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At this point, I don't think anyone can shock me with a coming out announcement. Who cares what your sexual orientation is? It really isn't that interesting when you really think about it, IMO.
I think But.Seriously.Folks is right. Jada is a major castrating bitch, and Will Smith is running for the hills.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 1:09pm.
Bromance = another name for a gay relationship from Hollyweird's pov.
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Wow, that's deep. Thanks for that.
treyz is a mo, for sure.
now my gaydar isnt always working 100% but i can tell you, a man who walks around with eye lashes curled with maxfactor volume max blast lash blast lashes is gay.
and i dont think Will is gay, i think he is bisexual, he likes to whip his penis back and forth between guys and gals...
How old's Trey? I read that Will is into younger - much younger (but, still legal) - guys.
Gives new meaning to the title "Hancock"
I hope Will comes out. And Trey comes out. And every other closeted gay comes out**.
I'm sick of sexual orientation being an issue.
**I appreciate that there are countries, or even local communities, where outing oneself could prove fatal.
(I hate having my wistful idealism shattered by harsh facts.)
Will put a lot of thought into filming his scenes:
"Will Smith refused to actually kiss Anthony Michael Hall just before their kissing scene so a camera trick was used showing only the back of their heads. In an interview, Smith stated that Denzel Washington advised him not to kiss a man on-screen for it would harm his career. Smith stated that he regretted not going through with it saying "It was very immature on my part."
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:52am.
There hasn't been a question in my mind about Will Smith's gayness since I saw Six Degrees of Separation in 1993. Great movie, BTW. Y'all should check it out.
Yup, they're totally doing it....in the butt.
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How cynical is this Scientology fuckery? They support dishonesty in one's private life which causes all kinds of suffering. I gue$$ it'$ all worth it to the $heeple that follow it.
It is weird how the big 3 Scientology dudes are all suspected mo's
for the record I believe:
Travolta is gayer than elves at Christmas
Will is bi and he and Jada are into eachother, but also into other people
Tom Cruis is asexual and too self-absorbed to have genuine sexual attraction or affection for anybody
How do we know for sure that Halle is a beard? Wasn't there a blind gossip about a famous Hollywood couple that broke up and they were BOTH gay. Maybe they were using each other? But who knows, I mean it is kind of weird that they would have two kids if both were not in a serious relationship.
Well DUH, this isn't surprising:
1. Good looking/handsome men are almost always gay, if not bi-curious, bisexual, or just metro-sexual (which is a turn-off in itself).
2. There have been ongoing rumors reguarding both Will and Trey's sexuality, so a pic of them together is sure to spark "is he doing HIM?" questions.
3. Trey is nice to look at, but you have to admit his music is a bit OVER sexual, and I know R&B is supposed to be baby-making music but he...is a bit much with his bumpin' and grindin' with no shirt on...so that makes him suspect (along with Usher).
...So basically I wouldn't be surprised if this rumor were true, but it still may not be true. Unfortunately Willie would probably only see Trey as a one-time, eye candy hook-up...Afterall, Trey doesn't make nearly as much as Will, or Tommy boy, or Johnny Travolta.
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@Whammo,
Defending the guy don't mean I like him. I think he's too full of himself (remembering when he and his wife left the Oscars after he didn't win), his kids are funny looking, smug and disrespectful (Jaden on Letterman.)
It just doesn't compute to me if somebody says they don't like the guy because he hides his true nature from the public in pursuit of his goals in an industry where it's a way of doing business.
I'd wager at least half of Hollywood is either gay or have some kind of kink they'd rather the public not know about. Hating on him for his inflated ego, okay I can see that.
Hating on him for hiding his true sexual nature doesn't make sense to me unless you share that same feeling toward all the other stars who do it. Just a thought.
Bromance = another name for a gay relationship from Hollyweird's pov.
Intriguing.
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lmfao @ "They're lapping up each other's ass juices." Epic!
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Someone ough to tell Trey-gay songs that an over greasy forehead leads to pimples and blackheads. Ooops his forehead is already covered with um. GET SOME OXY ASSHOLE!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:49am.
agirl:
It's simple. Beards negotiate their contracts too. And since they have been married, his star power and bank account have risen, and she simply wanted to re-negotiate her contract by letting a little divorce talk make the rounds.
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Ahhh, continuing and growing greed. Well that does makes sense, unfortunately. Thanks.
*Nominates bambam for hot slut for this line alone;
"Ebony/Jet Magazine; Will and Jada Smith: "We be fuckin!"
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That settles it then, all the dudes in my office are fucking one another.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:18am.
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Again my point is those people don't seem to go out of their way ( I mean REALLY, REALLY go out of their way) to prove they aren't gay and are in fact VERY straight,they just go on about their business. It seems ever single time Will's interviewed he and Jada go on and on about how much they fuck and how into each other they are. It is a CONSTANT theme to every conversation he seems to have.
and as I say I hate him as much for the fact he's an Egocentric dig bag that makes no sense when being interviewed. Watch the interview he and Jada did with Oprah, it was the strangest WTF are you talking about interview I've ever seen.
Hey if you like the guy that's cool, we all have the right to hate on whomever we choose whether justified or not, this just happens to be my opinion and in the grand scheme of things it don't mean shit.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 10:30am.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:31am.
They have every right not to seek your approval of their sexuality. Anyone who is gay and wants to stay in the closet due to their OWN personal choice has every right to.
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Normally I wouldn't respond, but in this case I'm going to because I NEVER said he didn't have the right to stay in the closet, etc. I simply wrote why I hate Hollywood closet cases.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 10:57am.
I agree everyone has the right to privacy but if you are going out of your way to deceive people and even going so far as let's going to gay rights events and lying about your own sexuality becasue you fear the reprisals be it lose of income or whatever is what I find reprehensible. If he just kept his mouth shut and didn't pretend he was SUPER straight then I think most people wouldn't give him such a hard time.
Having said that we don't know if his actually IS gay but if he is then he's a total phony asshole.
I hate him as much for the fact that he's an EGOMANIAC and comes off like asswipe whenever he opens his mouth.
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This is what I don't get; aside from his personality, aside from the pretense (and if you mean pretense by him being married, wake up hon, lots of gays are heterosexually married with kids), going out his way to protect his image and earning power, how is what he does that different from Travolta, Cruise, Clooney, Pitt, Depp, Bradley Cooper, Jakey Melonhead or maybe even Sandra Bullock or Halle Berry? All of them (probably even more) have been rumored to be gay and all of them have done things to appear straight to their adoring public. Makes no sense to me to be hating on a guy who's done the same thing a lot of other stars may be doing too. I'm just saying.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:35am.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Too bad actual magazines aren't this entertaining.
Hydrangeas already loathe Madge since her face reminds them of the hairless albino woodchucks that decapitate them at the stem
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 10:30am.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:31am.
They have every right not to seek your approval of their sexuality. Anyone who is gay and wants to stay in the closet due to their OWN personal choice has every right to.
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I agree everyone has the right to privacy but if you are going out of your way to deceive people and even going so far as let's going to gay rights events and lying about your own sexuality becasue you fear the reprisals be it lose of income or whatever is what I find reprehensible. If he just kept his mouth shut and didn't pretend he was SUPER straight then I think most people wouldn't give him such a hard time.
Having said that we don't know if his actually IS gay but if he is then he's a total phony asshole.
I hate him as much for the fact that he's an EGOMANIAC and comes off like asswipe whenever he opens his mouth
i love to go with my best friend at events and sometimes we dinner together ! it want to say that I'M GAY?
Well I just googled trey songz and his songs came up "bottoms up" (mmmhhh) and "can't be friends" (double mmhhh).
Who knows? But they make a cute couple if they are.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:31am.
They have every right not to seek your approval of their sexuality. Anyone who is gay and wants to stay in the closet due to their OWN personal choice has every right to.
Yeah, for like two years running at least. Every damn time you saw something with Jada in it.
Good Housekeeping; Will and Jada's home and their special sense of style; (Jada) "Oh we just bought stuff we thought looked good to fuck on!"
Essence; "Will and Jada Smith: How they keep their marriage strong" "Oh we just fuck ALL the time!"
Reader's Digest; Jada Pinkett Smith: Maintaining her spirituality; "Taking time to get in touch with your spirit is so fulfulling. I let my husband fill me with his spirit every chance I get, if you know what I mean. Cause we fuck every chance we get!"
Ebony/Jet Magazine; Will and Jada Smith: "We be fuckin!"
Oprah; "Jaaada, we have a surprise for you! Look at the screen behind us, it's your husbaaaaaand! (Jada) "Ooooh I could just jump thru that screen and fuck him right now! Couldn't y'all just jump thru that screen and fuck him y'all? Just fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all the time! Damn I wanna fuck him!"
Comedy gold right there people.
Thank you BamBam.. is a coffee douche for the nasal passages recommended by the FDA?
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Hmm, Trey Songz...I would've thought Neyo for sure (google his early headshots where he is clearly wearing lip gloss and making very suspect poses). But now that I think about it, ALL of Trey's. songs lately have been about how much he loves women and vagina, to the point where it's just vulgar and annoying. Its almost like he wants everyone to know how much he loves women just in case we start to get ideas. Too late!
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On the bright side, there's gonna be a rich as fuck nympho hellcat on the market soon, ladies...and gentlemen...but mostly ladies. Anyway, have at it! May the best golddigger win!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:53am.
I took the liberty of simplifying your comment...
"I think he wants a divorce simply because he's married."
*puts red pen away*
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:35am.
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That was fucking hilarious.
I think he wants a divorce because she simply isn't the same nice lezbot he married. She's a cult indoctrinated, plastic, kid ruining, egomaniac. Things done changed. Everytime he sees her coming he's prolly like, "This bitch...".
*extends dinner invitation to Art Vandelay*
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:49am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:45am.
I'm sure his parents just don't understand.
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haha!!... good one!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:48am.
Submitted by Art Vandelay on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:40am.
Pshhhh, whatevs, I've sat next to and had dinner with plenty of people. Though I did bang them all.
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Finger bangin under the table doesn't count! bawahaaaa!
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Dammit! Now I have to erase half the notches on my belt.
Yeah, for like two years running at least. Every damn time you saw something with Jada in it.
Good Housekeeping; Will and Jada's home and their special sense of style; (Jada) "Oh we just bought stuff we thought looked good to fuck on!"
Essence; "Will and Jada Smith: How they keep their marriage strong" "Oh we just fuck ALL the time!"
Reader's Digest; Jada Pinkett Smith: Maintaining her spirituality; "Taking time to get in touch with your spirit is so fulfulling. I let my husband fill me with his spirit every chance I get, if you know what I mean. Cause we fuck every chance we get!"
Ebony/Jet Magazine; Will and Jada Smith: "We be fuckin!"
Oprah; "Jaaada, we have a surprise for you! Look at the screen behind us, it's your husbaaaaaand! (Jada) "Ooooh I could just jump thru that screen and fuck him right now! Couldn't y'all just jump thru that screen and fuck him y'all? Just fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all the time! Damn I wanna fuck him!"
THAT RIGHT THERE IS F-ING HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I thought i laughed hard after reading Wil was accused of "popping Trey's butt pimples with his pelvis"
But BAMBAM...you took the cake with that..
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:31am.
EVERYONE knows Will is gay, but I don't think he's ever going to come out. He cares way too much about his image.
And Travolta can't come out unless he leaves Scientology, which I doubt will ever happen.
I love the gays, but I HATE closet cases with a passion. It sends a bad message to the world. If all these closeted actors would come out, the general public would eventually learn to accept it and we would progress more as a society.
Greed and need for fame a adoration are what keep these people in the closet, hense the reason I hate Will and Jada so much.
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If you apply that logic to the rest of Hollywood there's plenty of stars there you should be hating. The reality of life in this country is that a huge segment of the population disapprove of gays and they'll boycott them with by withholding their wallets.
I once had a conversation with a coworker about our favorite RnB singers. I mentioned one in particular and he said he didn't like the guy. Women loved this singer, he really put them in a mood but the coworker didn't like him cause the singer seemed a little gay.
It had nothing to do with how the singer's music affected women romantically, it was about association, the coworker didn't want to be associated with his music. That's how some people are, a lot of them unfortunately.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:45am.
I'm sure his parents just don't understand.
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haha!!... good one!!
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Agreed. None of this makes sense and I just consider it the shenanigans of weird people.
In any case, they're all gay in holywood until they out themselves as straight.
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:47am.
If Will and Jada are bearding for each other, then I don't understand why they'd divorce....Why end it?
I still advocate a big ass, pull out Vanity Fair cover where all the closet cases come out together. Safety in numbers and all that jazz. Don't be eyeballin my avvie though. He is straight! Yes, almost kinda sometimes straight.
agirl:
It's simple. Beards negotiate their contracts too. And since they have been married, his star power and bank account have risen, and she simply wanted to re-negotiate her contract by letting a little divorce talk make the rounds.
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Submitted by Art Vandelay on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:40am.
Pshhhh, whatevs, I've sat next to and had dinner with plenty of people. Though I did bang them all.
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If Will and Jada are bearding for each other, then I don't understand why they'd divorce. It's a business arrangement that is working - brings them both a lot of publicity and money. It's not like they'd have the nasty fights that people who were once in love would have, they don't have to get along or even spend time with each other outside of public events, and they can each fuck whomever they want to. Perfection!
Why end it?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:36am.
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I was joking about being old too. I don't diss anybody on here. Who's the bitch now? Fuck off!