In an interview with Style.com, the reigning fashion lord of the House of the Death Eaters continued to make his leader Voldemort’s nose slits tingle by sounding off on everything from guests at the royal wedding (“the bad proportions, the ugly hats, the short skirts on fat legs“) to if he ever graces the front of a TV screen with his presence (“I like if I’m on TV; watching it is not my specialty.”) But his thoughts on Dominique Strauss-Kahn allegedly raping a maid is what really put another layer of dark soul dust on the nails of his victims stuck up into his gums. Kunty Karl basically just waved his leather glove like, “horny old rich men will be horny old rich men who happen to rape maids.“
“I love DSK. I love his wife. They are great people and when they came back to Paris I sent them flowers. But you know, for people in politics, it’s very embarrassing. On the left they had hoped he wouldn’t come back, because I think other people want his job. And on the other side…but even in America, Clinton survived his blow job.
They all do it in the political world. They get horny from politics, from power. And he had unbelievable charms. He is really charming. He’s fun, he’s great. He’s a sweet guy—as long as you’re not a woman. That’s the problem.”
May the ash-covered nest of insect antennas on Kunty Karl’s head never find a signal that transmits reasonable thoughts to his brain, because I love it when he doesn’t make any sense and continues to spew out ridiculousness. Only Kunty Karl can compare rape to getting your dick sucked in the oval office by a willing trick. And yes, DSK is just a horny ball of charms and fun. One of the first things that maid said to the police was, “Yes, he raped me, but I couldn’t help it! He was so damn charming. And since I was born with a vagina, I should’ve known better!”
Oh, Kunty Karl. Let me kunt the ways….