Because John Travolta is just like me and sees fries as uncut potato penises, here he is swallowing some whole while taking a break from shooting Savages in Redondo Beach, CA yesterday afternoon. It’s a for real shame that you couldn’t see the shit John did with that milkshake on the table. The paparazzo didn’t capture that shit, because he had to take a baby wipe to the lens that John greased up with his fry eatin’ skills.
The reason why John was feeling extra free yesterday probably had something to do with the fact that his scalp pores weren’t getting suffocated by the fried moose’s ass he usually wears on top of his head. We should all remember this special day, because John Travolta airing out his natural hairline happens about as often as the dudes at the bath house don’t see his weekend wig hanging in the coat check closet on a Saturday night.