That Box Of Pixels Is Way Too Generous
September 9, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
No. That headline is joking (no, it’s not). Whichever line on the wooden ruler Ashton Kutcher’s dick tip touches is between him and those nude colored chonies he’s wearing. But I wouldn’t say you were lying if you said that Ashton’s peen is 5lbs of sugar in a 15lb pixelated sack.
Acting out the beginning of the classic joke “a nekkid douche Jesus and a happy lesbian walk into a green room,” Ashton brought his nipples out for Ellen Degeneres in an episode of her show airing sometime next week. That box of pixels would look a lot better if it floated up and covered that mangy curled squirrel around his chin, but I still have to give this dick bag credit for selling a show the right way. WITH NIPPLES! MAH BOO, take note!
via People
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