Afternoon Crumbs

Ryan Gosling’s feud with socks lives on!!! – Popsugar

Stacy Kiebler officially starts ESCORTING FOR HER LIFE as George Clooney’s piece today. In the wise words of RuPaul, “Don’t fuck it up.” – Lainey Gossip

And Chupa Jr. cried for a week after realizing that he’d have to look at her face the rest of his life – Celebitchy

Demi Moore is really profound – The Superficial

But why is the left side of Tara Reid’s face doing the Dougie? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

JoJo looks like the member of a Long Island-based Vanity 6 cover group that was assembled from a Craigslist ad – Hollywood Tuna

Matt Damon loves Jake Gyllnehaal’s head game – Towleroad

Don’t you just hate it when a vampire attacks you in your wheelchair on the porch of an abandoned Hooters? – The Daily What

They’re not kissing, Karolyn Pho’s just sucking the ticks out of Shia’s beard – Just Jared

How To Turn Your Husband’s Dead Body into Lemonade by Taylor Lipstrong – ICYDK

Paz Vega’s sneaky smile tells me that she just gave the sea creatures a golden shower – Popoholic

Prince better grab a step ladder and lay a slap down on this trick for wearing his favorite outfit to witness Jehova in –Moe Jackson

Adriana Lima’s lips are stuck in the duck position now – Cityrag

David Copperfield can retire now – Videogum

To Wong Foo comes to mind – Hollywood Rag

Fame whore tells fame whore to stop being a fame whore – I’m Not Obsessed