Would You Hit It?
Here's Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt in wig to ankle polyester with Alan Arkin on the Hollywood set of the movie he's directing and starring in called Argo. That skull bra of synthetic follicles on his head looks like it's slightly better quality than the wig that comes in the Pimp Mama Kris costume pack at the Whoretown Halloween store.
As for my very important headline question, I'm sure most of you sluts would check the box marked "NOT WHILE SOBER" since this is a forest backdrop and a hand-to-face-pose away from looking like your daddy in an Olan Mills portrait session circa 1977 . In the 70s, my dad looked like if Judge Ito played the title role in Welcome Back, Kotter, so it's safe for me to say that I'D HIT IT!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face.
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If I can get in a time machine and put on my mom's best 1976 dress.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
He looks better like this. The beard hides the smugness.
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"The booming cackle let out by Tina Knowles was hot enough to curl every weave in a 5-mile radius." MK
I'd hit Alan Arkin first. He was brill in Glengarry Glen Ross.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
...not even with your d*ck...
...maybe with a shovel...
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...'we want money' - Doug and Courtney Hutchison's hacker...
I thought it was a 70's remake of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Bitch is a dead ringer for Alan Rickman
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I've never thought Ben Affleck was worth talking about. He's not so good looking.