Would You Hit It?

September 8, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt in wig to ankle polyester with Alan Arkin on the Hollywood set of the movie he’s directing and starring in called Argo. That skull bra of synthetic follicles on his head looks like it’s slightly better quality than the wig that comes in the Pimp Mama Kris costume pack at the Whoretown Halloween store.

As for my very important headline question, I’m sure most of you sluts would check the box marked “NOT WHILE SOBER” since this is a forest backdrop and a hand-to-face-pose away from looking like your daddy in an Olan Mills portrait session circa 1977 . In the 70s, my dad looked like if Judge Ito played the title role in Welcome Back, Kotter, so it’s safe for me to say that I’D HIT IT!

I truly believe that you haven’t begun to scoop up all of life’s beautiful moments until you’ve heard the line “Watch the wig!” from a piece while sitting on their face.

Tags: Ben Affleck, Would You Hit It?

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