What In The Hell Kind Of GD Shirtless Sunbathing Picture Is This?!
Since I've been on PST I've been rising from my dead coma a little after 5 every morning and I really don't know how some of you opposite vampires do it. You must have an alarm clock that sprays out meth mist and if you do, please give me the SkyMall catalog number for it. 5am was invented so that sluts could do the walk of shame from their one night trick's apartment to their apartment while it's still sort of dark outside. It was not invented as a waking up hour. It's just hurtful. But I'm going to stop about that before one of you e-mails me with: "Michael, suck on your mouse, because the children in Ethiopia get up at 4am!" Yes, I know! I also know that Ethiopian children have to make their morning coffee by banging coffee beans on a rock down by the river instead of pressing Mr. Coffee's G-spot like I do. I know! Anyway....
So my brain is on 5am and I'm going through e-mails and there I see it.... A subject line that reads: NEW PICTURES ANDERSON COOPER SUNBATHING SHIRTLESS!!!!! The sleep crust melted from my eyeballs, the fapping nodule in my brain stood up and my finger pores started pre-cumming as I clicked the link. A lukewarm second after I did that, my eyeballs turned blue and my fapping nodule went back to bed. In what world is this considered shirtless?! Unless, Mah Boo's torso is nipple deficient and naturally made from a cotton blend only found in a Calvin Klein store (very possible), this is not shirtless! This is SHIRTMORE not shirtless.
Curse the bitch who screwed with my emotions at a time when I'm most sensitive (aka the pre-caffeine hour). That is a low blow and not the kind I pulled down my chonies for.
FURTHERMORE, Mah Boo posted these pictures on his site to promote his talk show. Mah Boo is obviously new to the talk show promo game, because you do not promote a talk show with pictures of some shit we've seen a million times. I mean, Kathy Griffin in a bikini? Ever since she sold her belly button to Satan for her new body, bitch hasn't been out of a bikini. I've already etched the image of Kathy Griffin in a bikini into the metal memory file cabinet in my brain with an old key. We've all seen it! But you know what we haven't seen? Kathy Griffin in a grey t-shirt and Mah Boo in a black 'kini. There's still time for them to do this promo picture thing right! Do it for my 5am brain, Mah Boo!
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Anderson, you're trying too hard. We *all* know hon and it's ok.
Where is her belly button? Did she have it sewn up to make her fuselage more aerodynamic?
(Wind drag is a bitch when you're flying down the ho stroll.)
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:55pm.
no, silly...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU
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@Jack
Uhm, MORT MORT MORT as in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DZHy3dxZBo&NR=1
???
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:51pm.
"De ochtendstond heeft goud in de mond"
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MORT MORT MORT
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
5 AM is actually my favorite time of the day, because then I get to read the evening crew. As we say over here "De ochtendstond heeft goud in de mond" (loosely translated: bright and early does it).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I just Googled Anderson Cooper to find out how old he is cuz he looks like he could be my Great Pepaw....and that bitch is 2 months younger than me! C'mon Anderson, get on the phone to one of your queenier friends or fag hags and get some anti-aging beauty tips. You're making me second guess my eternal youthfulness and such!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
m.k. get a damn assistant why dont cha
pay em in trident gum layers or cheetos
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
MK, I think you can procure that meth mist alarm clock at the following website:
http://twitter.com/#!/courtneystodden
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
So that's why he never wears shorts. Gross. Love you Kathy Griffin!!!!!!!!!!
MK sweetie, if you went to bed at a normal hour, and stopped keeping ho hours, 5am wouldn't be that horrible.
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M.E.
You're ass shouldn't be getting up at 5am. You're PST now. I'm sure most of the whores in here can accept you posting later. Hell I don't get up till noon, I don't expect your no working ass to get up any earlier either.
LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!!!!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:15am.
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NO NO STARVING CHILD. IT'LL BE OK. SHH BABY SHH. I KNOW, IT'S A TOUGH THING HE HAS TO ENDURE. OH WHAT'S THAT? YOUR BONES ARE KNOCKING LOUDLY AGAINST EACH OTHER WHEN YOU TOSS AND TURN IN YOUR SLEEP? HEY! MK GOT UP AT 5 FUCKING AM THIS MORNING! UGH, TAKE THIS CUP OF FLOUR AND FILL YOUR CRY HOLE WITH IT. GOD...DO YOU EVER THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF?
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ROTFLMFAO...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*cannot help myself...so wrong of SUCKY...gets tissue and wipes flour and saliva from my mouf*
Hekki - I went back to my strict diet and working out in the a.m again, and WOW, what a difference in the last week and a half!
Feels good.
Sucky - you fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:26am.
who's having morning sex? it's not me and that upsets me...
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Not Whamo, apparently.
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who's having morning sex? it's not me and that upsets me...
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Roseanne Barr
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:15am.
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LOL, once again Sucky takes no prisoners!
anderson Cooper is hawt
too bad he wont look at me.
I want morning sex!!!!
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I don't get the Kathy Griffin love. I just have never found her funny.
I don't despise her (as that takes too much effort) I just don't care for her.
HE however, oh yes. I would care for him if I thought he would even take a glance at me:)
Obviously not holding my breath.
He's just....so CUTE.
Sucky, you ain't right in the head!
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Wow, Andy looks old (but handsome). He's 44?
Kathy's body looks great, especially considering her age. She was never fat anyway, so that helps.
I gave up sugar and refined carbs (again) a week ago and what a difference already! I'm gonna be in shape again! (Also, now that I'm 40 I have to prevent the hereditary Type II diabeetus that runs in my family. Sads.)
LMMFAO at sucky!!! you are SO fucking wrong....
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sucky, you prick, you made me cry laughing over starving children.
IT'S HARD TO TYPE THROUGH THE TEARS BUT I'M GONNA TRY ANYWAY. IT IS REALLY BREAKING MY HEART THAT MK HAD TO GET UP AT 5am (UGH!) TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF HIS BOO AND THEN BLOG ABOUT IT. OH GOD AND THEN HE HAD TO MAKE HIS OWN COFFEE? DOES SOMEONE HAVE A TISSUE? I CAN'T STOP CRYING OVER HERE!! I HAVE TO LEAVE THE OFFICES.
http://www.enufforethiopia.org/Images/Ethiopian_child_starving.jpg
NO NO STARVING CHILD. IT'LL BE OK. SHH BABY SHH. I KNOW, IT'S A TOUGH THING HE HAS TO ENDURE. OH WHAT'S THAT? YOUR BONES ARE KNOCKING LOUDLY AGAINST EACH OTHER WHEN YOU TOSS AND TURN IN YOUR SLEEP? HEY! MK GOT UP AT 5 FUCKING AM THIS MORNING! UGH, TAKE THIS CUP OF FLOUR AND FILL YOUR CRY HOLE WITH IT. GOD...DO YOU EVER THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:03am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:54am.
So wild guess here. You don't like morning sex. Pffffffffft
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Actually I love morning sex I'm just tired of having it by myself!
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Well! If I strung the letter "T", "M" and "I" together, would you be offended? Poor baby. Hey, just use your non-dominant hand and it'll be like cheating! Party time!
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Where the fuck is Kathy Griffin's belly button? Really? Where is it?!?!
I rather envy guys who can SSS & be out the door in mere minutes.
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Morning sex? Where? I'm IN!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:54am.
So wild guess here. You don't like morning sex. Pffffffffft
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Actually I love morning sex I'm just tired of having it by myself!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:54am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:50am.
We are on the exact same time bud. My feet hit the floor 7:20, shower, shave and ready to go out the door 7:45, at work for 8:00 lol.
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So wild guess here. You don't like morning sex. Pffffffffft
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OK then... Alarm at 7:20...morning sex...feet hit the floor at 7:22 What???? not good enough BWAHAAAA!
no wonder I'm single!
pfft, my guess is they squeeze it in in under a minute Dog.
And cause I am an annoying nerd it is PDT currently.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:50am.
We are on the exact same time bud. My feet hit the floor 7:20, shower, shave and ready to go out the door 7:45, at work for 8:00 lol.
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So wild guess here. You don't like morning sex. Pffffffffft!
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Poor MK. You just know Mah Boo did this to torment him.
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ALBINO LOVE! Hahahahahahah. good one.
why in the trashy ginger hell would he think kathy griffin could help promote his show?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:43am.
I get up at 7:20, out the door at 7:45.
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We are on the exact same time bud. My feet hit the floor 7:20, shower, shave and ready to go out the door 7:45, at work for 8:00 lol.
For a pasty Ginge, Kathy doesn't look too bad considering she's 50 or near 50 anyway.
I would put my sunglasses on and hit it without too much shame anyway.
He's (only) 44, but he looks like 60. I for one am grateful for the shirtmore pics. Burqamore pics, please. Good thing he picked grey. He's the only one I can think of who makes grey look vibrant. Even KG's fish belly whiteness look slightly orange next to him.
Up at 6 PST <------really Jacko? to do the good gf routine.
I get up at 7:20, out the door at 7:45.
And it took me longer to figure out wth PST stood for than it really should....
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Holy shit! Did the doctor forget to cut her a new belly button when he did her tummy tuck? Cuz I just looked up the recent bikini shots of her, and she's missing her navel in all of them! But I didn't notice until now! It's too early for this shit.
Albino love.
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MK was expecting Tom Selleck 1980s furry forest I bet. More like Mr. Burns arid desert.
blech
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:28am.
Good luck with the show, Translucent Oprah.
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BWAHAHAA!! Andy's new name.
These pics would be more exciting if T.O. were holding his man's hand.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
MK is so going to photoshop his head to griffin's head. It would be more interesting to look at though :D
awww look at my coop!
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:28am.
Good luck with the show, Translucent Oprah.
^^^Bwhahahahahahahahaha^^^ Yeah, he's a douche.
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Douchechill!