Jessica Simpson And Nicole Richie Hate Each Other
This picture is for those of you who miss the days when Nicole Richie was skanky fat and when Jessica Simpson wore three different kinds of species on top of her head (bangs by alpaca, top weave by afghan hound and bottom weave by human).
Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson are both mentors/judges on a new Project Runaway wannabe reality show called Fashion Star and apparently they LOATHE (copyright: Our Lady of Perpetual Hydrangea Hate) each other. A source tells UsWeekly that as soon as the red light on the cameras go off, so does their knowledge that each other exists. There's more friction on the set than there is in Jessica Simpson's thigh zone.
The source said this is what Nicole thinks of Jessica:
"[Nicole] thinks Jessica doesn't have much of a high-fashion eye and makes snarky comments about Jessica's outfits."
This is what Jessica thinks of Nicole:
"[Jessica] really doesn't care what Nicole thinks. Nicole may know trends, but Jessica believes she know how to make clothes for all kinds of women."
This is what most of us think of the both of them: BOOOOOOOOOO!
I didn't like Nicole when she was in cahoots with the enemy (wonk up your eye and pick a crustacean out of your crotch if you need a clue as to who I'm talking about), but I don't mind her now. Nicole makes funny jokes and she doesn't seem to take herself too seriously. But during that mess Access Hollywood the other day, Billy Bush referred to her as a fashion icon. I know that Billy Bush's brains are powered by the same shit that powered Jill the Talking Doll, but FASHION ICON?! Copying everything in Mrs. Roper's wardrobe closet does not a fashion icon make. As for Jessica Simpson's ass....
Jessica is lucky that Papa Joe set her up with the right people who transformed the KFC chicken crumbs called her career into a $1 billion fashion empire.
Both of these hos need to take a nap and wake up if they think they're authorities on fashion. Richard Simmons, they are not!
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These two fighting is like two severely mentally challenged people having a political debate.
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Dark-sided!
Team Nicole! I've always liked her for some reason. My sis met her recently and said she was really friendly.
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Douchechill!
Team nobody. Either of them wishes they were as talented as kunty karl is in the fashion department.
P.S Team kunty karl.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I like Nicole Ritchie, why? Because she wised up and realized that she was hanging out with a racist skank, grew up and moved on from that superficial socialite BS. Jessica Simpson on the other hand...I feel like she let the worng people get in her head i.e her pervy dad, thus making her think she was "bigger" than she was (pun not intended). Therefore she pushed her ex husband, Nick Lachey, who seemed like a nice guy, away, started gaining the chunk and now clings to any man that will show her attention. Poor girl. Does she even sing anymore.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:28pm.
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bewbs trump everything
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It's raining cold hard facts up in here.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Team Nicole because she can actually dress herself and not go out looking like a retarded monkey in an outfit 3 sizes too small.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:28pm.
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bewbs trump everything.
I don't mind Nicole Richie, I used to watch "The Simple Life" becuase she was actually funny on it. She managed to dump wonky, clean up her act, and seems like she's a responisble mother.
Jessica Simpson? BLAH.
And fashion wise, I prefer Jessica Simpson's shit to Nicole's House of Harlow crap.
They're both kinda Real Housewives of Hollywood to me. Meaning they're bored, shallow, vain and largely useless. But at least Jessica kinda, sorta, almost had to work for her money. It definitely didn't fall outta daddy's jheri curl like Nicole.
i think both look good in this photo...that's my saying something nice for the day.
As for being fashion icons, LOL...bitches, please.
Wearing whatever your stylist picked out for you and got for free does not a fashion icon make. And it is scary to live in times where a farting rag doll like Jessica has a 1 billion fashion empire.
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
all I can hear is Mrs. Costanza... "I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!?!!!!"
and TEAM JESSICA (she has bigger beeeewbz)
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Team Jess cos she is cute. Bobblehead slutpig Nicole can go dance on a ceiling.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
You know...
If Papa Joe and his 'contacts' are what helped Jessica with that 1 BILLION dollar franchise, then sign me the hell up for a meeting.
Neither are fashion 'icons' but I'm team Jessica with this. Nicole just seems like a leechy bitch.
They should have a sing off and be done with it.
You mean to tell me that Nicole Richie went from a fashion mess to "fashion icon" all by herself? oh, please! we all know that she started to dress better thanks to Chupacabras Zoe. All recognition should go to her then.
While I do like Nicole Richie's "so-called fashion sense", I refuse to believe she can dress without a fashion stylist behind her clothes choices.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I can't stand either of these foolios, but this post did remind me that Project Runway is on tonight.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
TEAM NICOLE!
:P
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Whenever I see Jessica Simpson I think of last year's Thanksgiving Day parade where they had her on a float decorated with giant cupcakes and cookies. I'm sure it wasn't at all a comment on her weight, but it was funny.
I don't mind Nicole Ritchie. She was a good guest on Loveline.
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Silly rabbit.
They're both never-were-has-been washed up losers.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Jessica don't pretend that you even know how to thread a needle.
This show has one "celebrity" too many. Heidi AND Iman on the same show would be too fucking much.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Well we all hate both of you too, so kindly fuck off.