This picture is for those of you who miss the days when Nicole Richie was skanky fat and when Jessica Simpson wore three different kinds of species on top of her head (bangs by alpaca, top weave by afghan hound and bottom weave by human).
Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson are both mentors/judges on a new Project Runaway wannabe reality show called Fashion Star and apparently they LOATHE (copyright: Our Lady of Perpetual Hydrangea Hate) each other. A source tells UsWeekly that as soon as the red light on the cameras go off, so does their knowledge that each other exists. There’s more friction on the set than there is in Jessica Simpson’s thigh zone.
The source said this is what Nicole thinks of Jessica:
“[Nicole] thinks Jessica doesn’t have much of a high-fashion eye and makes snarky comments about Jessica’s outfits.”
This is what Jessica thinks of Nicole:
“[Jessica] really doesn’t care what Nicole thinks. Nicole may know trends, but Jessica believes she know how to make clothes for all kinds of women.”
This is what most of us think of the both of them: BOOOOOOOOOO!
I didn’t like Nicole when she was in cahoots with the enemy (wonk up your eye and pick a crustacean out of your crotch if you need a clue as to who I’m talking about), but I don’t mind her now. Nicole makes funny jokes and she doesn’t seem to take herself too seriously. But during that mess Access Hollywood the other day, Billy Bush referred to her as a fashion icon. I know that Billy Bush’s brains are powered by the same shit that powered Jill the Talking Doll, but FASHION ICON?! Copying everything in Mrs. Roper’s wardrobe closet does not a fashion icon make. As for Jessica Simpson’s ass….
Jessica is lucky that Papa Joe set her up with the right people who transformed the KFC chicken crumbs called her career into a $1 billion fashion empire.