Jessica Simpson And Nicole Richie Hate Each Other
This picture is for those of you who miss the days when Nicole Richie was skanky fat and when Jessica Simpson wore three different kinds of species on top of her head (bangs by alpaca, top weave by afghan hound and bottom weave by human).
Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson are both mentors/judges on a new Project Runaway wannabe reality show called Fashion Star and apparently they LOATHE (copyright: Our Lady of Perpetual Hydrangea Hate) each other. A source tells UsWeekly that as soon as the red light on the cameras go off, so does their knowledge that each other exists. There's more friction on the set than there is in Jessica Simpson's thigh zone.
The source said this is what Nicole thinks of Jessica:
"[Nicole] thinks Jessica doesn't have much of a high-fashion eye and makes snarky comments about Jessica's outfits."
This is what Jessica thinks of Nicole:
"[Jessica] really doesn't care what Nicole thinks. Nicole may know trends, but Jessica believes she know how to make clothes for all kinds of women."
This is what most of us think of the both of them: BOOOOOOOOOO!
I didn't like Nicole when she was in cahoots with the enemy (wonk up your eye and pick a crustacean out of your crotch if you need a clue as to who I'm talking about), but I don't mind her now. Nicole makes funny jokes and she doesn't seem to take herself too seriously. But during that mess Access Hollywood the other day, Billy Bush referred to her as a fashion icon. I know that Billy Bush's brains are powered by the same shit that powered Jill the Talking Doll, but FASHION ICON?! Copying everything in Mrs. Roper's wardrobe closet does not a fashion icon make. As for Jessica Simpson's ass....
Jessica is lucky that Papa Joe set her up with the right people who transformed the KFC chicken crumbs called her career into a $1 billion fashion empire.
Both of these hos need to take a nap and wake up if they think they're authorities on fashion. Richard Simmons, they are not!
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And I hate both of them.
Boom, Bitch, BYE!
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/and I hate both of them.
Boom, Bitch, BYE!
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Jessica brings farts, but cute ones
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"I cosign on this. What did Nicole do other than be adopted by someone famous, become friends with someone famous, and marry someone semi-famous then pop out two kids with weird names?"
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Totally agree!
Is this the new way to promote a new show??? This is some sad shit. The only way to get someone to watch your shitty show is to make up some fake beef with the stars of the show. smdh
you forgot to say before nicole used skin bleaching cream.
these days nicole richie is whiter than a chalk.
The washed up dimwit or the frog faced product of nepotism?
Team Dimwit. At least she had a modicum of talent. Once.
Both look pretty gorgeous here.
Submitted by nocgirl on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 5:48pm.
I am not a huge fan of either but I particularly cannot stand Nicole. She is famous for no reason and has no actual said talent. She gives birth to kids and gives them stupid names.
Jessica's clothing empire is now worth over $1 billion and I have to admit some of her clothes and shoes are cute. She also has a little talent singing and I like the fact she has a few extra lbs on here and does not give a shit.
Team Jessica if I had to choose. Nicole is essentially useless.
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I cosign on this. What did Nicole do other than be adopted by someone famous, become friends with someone famous, and marry someone semi-famous then pop out two kids with weird names?
"copyright: Our Lady of Perpetual Hydrangea Hate"
bahahahahahahahhahahaa!!!!
Actually, they're both completely useless and serve no purpose to society.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
I am not a huge fan of either but I particularly cannot stand Nicole. She is famous for no reason and has no actual said talent. She gives birth to kids and gives them stupid names.
Jessica's clothing empire is now worth over $1 billion and I have to admit some of her clothes and shoes are cute. She also has a little talent singing and I like the fact she has a few extra lbs on here and does not give a shit.
Team Jessica if I had to choose. Nicole is essentially useless.
"Jessica Simpson wore three different kinds of species on top of her head (bangs by alpaca, top weave by afghan hound and bottom weave by human)."
Omfglmaooo, Mk
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Tiesto - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vj36GQ7NcM
Dre, Eminem - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&feature=rellist&playnext=1&li...
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 3:50pm.
Team Nicole, only because I can't stand Jessica Simpleton.
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*staggers back to DL*
Albatross, ever since Simpleton air-humped whoeverthe fuck back in summer on some DL post, I've been Team Nicole. Plus Nicole grew up. Simpleton is still reaching from 11th grade. When Simpleton stops whoring those ugly shit orange $$ bags and stops acting the ignant fool, then we can re-assess Jess. Until then, Team Nicole; Nicole grew up and hasn't had fupa-drunk-slips/air-head/air-humps issues like Simpleton. Sads.
How unfortunate we have to analyze the homo-sapien lifeform this way, but, shit, whoryhood took over and it is what it is. ugh. /finally outs for the night on the east coast
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Tiesto - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vj36GQ7NcM
Dre, Eminem - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&feature=rellist&playnext=1&li...
Team Nicole, only because I can't stand Jessica Simpleton.
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Nicole Nepotism Richie
People who say Jessica can't dress herself you do realize that she basically put her name on the brand? She doesn't actually design them, like Paris Hilton with her shoes or Britney Spears with her perfum... Nicole get on my nerves I don't believe her so called soberty and she is too insecure, there are several reports about her and her husband, but I think her babies are precious, specially her daughter. As for Jessica she fucked up her American's sweetheart image, let alone her singing career but she has an amazing imperium
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...then they need to TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE STREETS.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 2:05pm.
Nicole, you looked better with some weight on you. It is very sad that after two kids, you still aren't mature. I am disappointed.
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However I wouldn't have called her fat at all, not anorexic maybe.
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For your health.
Both of these dumb bitches are only famous for being on reality shows.
Nicole was a fucking hot mess before Rachel Zoe taught her everything she know about fashion.
Jessica is clueless about fashion. She has no idea how to dress for her body type and always looks fat in something too big or too small.
If I had to pick, I'd pick Nicole because at least she learned something from Zoe. Jessica is just all around PAINFUL.
I do miss fat Nicole she was alot of fun now she's too hungry to smile
Sorry love nicole. from party girl to mamma she has gone full circle. all JS has done is gone full-size.
I actually worked on this show one day. We were the "real people" (aka actors photo picked to show up and pretend to be real people) who tried on the clothes the designers made. We were in what on Project Runway would be called "the work room". The entire time I was there Nicole kept walking on and off set and texting or talking on her phone non-stop. Jessica and Jon Varvatos were actually doing their jobs and talking to the designers and us about the clothes and what we liked and didn't like about them.
And I must say, Jessica actually looked pretty damn good in person and Nicole really didn't.
What is this, 2003? Why were either of their skanky @$$es hired in the first place??
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
Nicole, you looked better with some weight on you. It is very sad that after two kids, you still aren't mature. I am disappointed.
Team I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH YOUR LAME ASS SHOW. I really can't stand either of them, but I hate Jessica more. She always seems so phoney..ish. As for either one of them being a fashion icon? Ho Ho please. Jessica was painful to watch as a judge on Project Runway, she looked fat and horrible and the rest of the judges kept on looking at her like they had no idea how she got there. Nicole dressed and looked like shit all those simple life years, then all of the sudden she has a fashion line? Whatev.
And Simpson with those bangs? I thought it was Papa Joe in drag.
Submitted by kieranx on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:19pm.
Ladies, ladies...
You're both useless cunts.
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I have yet to meet a cunt that was useless...
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Can't stand the Frog, but Nicole has a fashion line because she's famous for being Lionel Richie's brat and partying with Wonks aka The Plague. She's not better than JSimp. They're both famous for exposing their uselessness to the world and using their names to sell shit, even if some of it is cute.
Fashion icons, neither of them are or ever will be.
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SHe looks good with bangs.
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If I'm forced at gunpoint to pick one I'm Team Nicole. She's never managed to annoy me despite being part of the useless twats army that are famous for nothing.
Here Here MK!!! Both these twats need to check themselves.
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Ladies, ladies...
You're both useless cunts.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I don't like either of them, but I dislike Nicole more than Jessica. She may have lost weight and dumped Wonky by the wayside, but she's still nasty and I doubt she has completely cleaned up her act. She's just better at hiding it now.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Trying to get publicity for their stupid show.
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Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
I can't stand Nicole Richie. She lies and is very manipulative. I actually kind of like Jessica Simpson because she at least seems like a nice person, and well, she's survived Papa Joe. Gotta give her props for that.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:08pm.
hahahahahahahaaaa glad you "got" it.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:28pm.
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bewbs trump everything
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It's raining cold hard facts up in here.
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I fucking love that commercial, just on the way dude purses his lips when he says that. Hilarious!!!
These two fighting is like two severely mentally challenged people having a political debate.
You mean like a Republicans debate?? yeahhh
Team Nicole..Just cuz I hate Simpson
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I like snarky bitches better than total dumbasses. Team Nicole.
I took a shine to Nicole after the SL episode wherein she poured a gallon of bleach on that pub's pool table.
Yeeee-haaw! That's my kinda sidekick.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
I liked Nicole better when she was licking cocaine off plates: http://www.dlisted.com/node/5540
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What kind of fuckery is this?
did you guys see this?
http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/07/paris-hilton-house-dj-music-spinning-deadm...
fucking hilarious!
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I thought Rachel Zoe dressed Ritchie.
Considering BOTH use stylists I'd say they're both idiots riding the popularity of something that they shouldn't get credit for...
Jessica wouldn't know good fashion if it took an epic shit in her played out Louis Vuitton bag.
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:43pm.
Really? Jessica can't even dress herself properly, let alone design for different body types.
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What? Slack-jawed Jess owns a Birkin bag. That means she's classy y'all! She even dressed herself for the occasion:
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/07/11/jessica-simpson-makes-out-her-15000-bi...
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What kind of fuckery is this?
wanna see Jess locked up in a state if confusion? ask that fat bitch what she would do for a klondike bar....
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Team neither one of them. Jessica was only tolerable during Newlyweds & Nicole is just meh. So :p.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hi everybody, my name is Jill and I'm a lot like you, I'm a lot like you.
I can move my head and arms real well, yeah I'm a lot like you, I'm a lot like you.
How many years has this been? I can't remember where I left my bong yesterday but I can still perfectly recall the ad for that creepy-ass doll... My brain was probably filled to capacity and refusing new entries by the age of six.
Really? Jessica can't even dress herself properly, let alone design for different body types.
Chestica makes herself look fat in 90% of the ugly shit she wears. Nicole, has good taste.
Team Nicole, even though I know she is a bitch.
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Now the sky has cleared and it's blue
And I see my future in you
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