Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 8, 2011 / Posted by:

What popular “American Idol” finalist has a major complex over his acne-scarred complexion? The flamboyant singer, who regularly undergoes hour-long makeup overhauls, is currently consulting with plastic surgeons to cover up his facial flaws. (Blind Gossip)

Glamberace? I was just researching this very thing FOR A FRIEND and read somewhere that the Equus facial works miracles. Yup, a face full of horse jizz keeps the acne away. Don’t believe me? Just look at Brenda Song’s perfect and luminous skin.

Last Friday, this tool of a father who happens to have some celebrity offspring and I use the term celebrity very lightly. I mean, if you don’t act for a few years then you lose the right to call yourself an actor/actress? Drop down to a celebrity? Anyway, the dad, supposedly sober to the world was sucking down booze poolside at a hotel. Oh, and what was his offspring hoovering up at Chateau Marmont one night earlier? (CDAN)

Rhymes with Dykel Bloman.

This A list movie actress who got her start way back in the day on television and then did some more along the way, let it slip the other day that she and her always a B list (for one role in particular) movie actor husband have not had sex in almost five years. It is kind of ironic if you think about it. (CDAN)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick? Maybe we should hook SJP up with Glamberace. They might be able to help each other out.

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