What Really Needs Saving Is This Bitch’s Hairline

September 7, 2011 / Posted by:

It was very gracious of The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Juicy Delicious and Theresa Giudice to donate the money* InTouch paid them for their fake second wedding pictures to help their relatives at the Save the Gorillas Sanctuary, but she really should’ve used that money to pay a professional who won’t fix a short sale wig to the top of her head with slow-drying carpenter’s glue. That hairline looks like the crusty edges of a lasagna that was baked in a way too small dish. Just crusty, thirsty and jagged for no reason.

Theresa, please dab a little marinara sauce on your hairline so that one of your hyperactive gremlins can nibble the foolery out of it. That way it can sort of look like something that came from nature.

* They didn’t do that.

via ONTD

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