Madge Is On A Bitch Roll

September 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Madge has already burned the petals off of a Hydrangea with her manufactured British accent and her claws which she sharpens on the crotch bones of impoverished third world orphans, and now she’s using her tongue to subtlety stab at Lady Caca’s tuck. During an interview with the French site LeSoir (via Radar) for Madge’s piece of shit movie W.E. (stands for WHAT EVER), the interviewer said some shit about how that cinematic dingle is seen through the eyes of some young chick admiring some other chick from the past. The interview then said that many hos admire Madge including Lady Kinko’s. With the terrifying image of a HYDRANGEA still causing nightmares in her brain, Madge turned Lady Caca into Caca Brulee by singeing that copy cat ho with this quote:

In French: De mes fans ? Disons que ce qui m’intéresse avec le regard de Wally, c’est d’arriver à percer la vérité sur Wallis Simpson. Et s’apercevoir que rien n’est jamais tout blanc ou tout noir. Vrai ou faux. La vie est de couleur grise. Et on ne peut enfermer personne dans une case. Quant à Lady Gaga, je n’ai pas de commentaire à faire sur ses obsessions ayant trait à moi, parce que je ne sais pas si ça repose sur quelque chose de profond ou de superficiel.

In English courtesy of the accurate translation program known as Google: Of my fans? Say what interests me with the eyes of Wally, is to arrive at the truth about drilling Wallis Simpson. And realize that nothing is all white or all black. True or False. Life is gray. And you can not lock someone in a box. As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment on his obsessions related to me, because I do not know if it is based on something profound or superficial.

YES!!!!! If this was an episode of Survivor, Jeff Probst would put out Lady Caca’s torch after saying, “The cunt has spoken!”

Yes, this quote could’ve been completely mangled the same way a boy toy’s nutsack gets mangled when Madge’s snatch serpent bites at it, but I’m going to believe it to be true. Why? Because above everything, Madge is a BITCH with a capital everything. Even if she didn’t say it out loud, I’m sure that quote was in her head, right next to a mental note that she needs to Skype her dark lord Satan to ask him to destroy that hydrangea giver for her.

More of this, Madge! More of this. Less movie making, less crotch thrusting and more cunting!

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