Madge Is On A Bitch Roll
Madge has already burned the petals off of a Hydrangea with her manufactured British accent and her claws which she sharpens on the crotch bones of impoverished third world orphans, and now she's using her tongue to subtlety stab at Lady Caca's tuck. During an interview with the French site LeSoir (via Radar) for Madge's piece of shit movie W.E. (stands for WHAT EVER), the interviewer said some shit about how that cinematic dingle is seen through the eyes of some young chick admiring some other chick from the past. The interview then said that many hos admire Madge including Lady Kinko's. With the terrifying image of a HYDRANGEA still causing nightmares in her brain, Madge turned Lady Caca into Caca Brulee by singeing that copy cat ho with this quote:
In French: De mes fans ? Disons que ce qui m’intéresse avec le regard de Wally, c’est d’arriver à percer la vérité sur Wallis Simpson. Et s’apercevoir que rien n’est jamais tout blanc ou tout noir. Vrai ou faux. La vie est de couleur grise. Et on ne peut enfermer personne dans une case. Quant à Lady Gaga, je n’ai pas de commentaire à faire sur ses obsessions ayant trait à moi, parce que je ne sais pas si ça repose sur quelque chose de profond ou de superficiel.In English courtesy of the accurate translation program known as Google: Of my fans? Say what interests me with the eyes of Wally, is to arrive at the truth about drilling Wallis Simpson. And realize that nothing is all white or all black. True or False. Life is gray. And you can not lock someone in a box. As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment on his obsessions related to me, because I do not know if it is based on something profound or superficial.
YES!!!!! If this was an episode of Survivor, Jeff Probst would put out Lady Caca's torch after saying, "The cunt has spoken!"
Yes, this quote could've been completely mangled the same way a boy toy's nutsack gets mangled when Madge's snatch serpent bites at it, but I'm going to believe it to be true. Why? Because above everything, Madge is a BITCH with a capital everything. Even if she didn't say it out loud, I'm sure that quote was in her head, right next to a mental note that she needs to Skype her dark lord Satan to ask him to destroy that hydrangea giver for her.
More of this, Madge! More of this. Less movie making, less crotch thrusting and more cunting!
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Vadge is lashing out beacause her latest cinematic effort is getting pounced and served. She's insufferable.
Did Vadge just call Lady GooGoo a man?
Submitted by JaneDoe on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:36am
It's a couple comments down. I freely admit to being a loonie for Adele.:) Apparently she is BORING and akin to Susan motherfucking Boyle. People are entitled to their opinions, of course, but DAMN. I can't wrap my head around that at ALL.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:31am.
Wow. I can't believe someone had the nerve to compare Gaga favorably against Adele. Fuck me running. Gaga can sing, I won't deny that. But she has admitted herself to using drugs to get inspiration for her songs. You may think Adele's music is boring, but that woman sings about REAL SHIT. Anyone who's ever had a broken heart can relate to her music. I feel like I need a hit of acid to understand what the fuck Gaga's new songs are about.
Gaga's music will not be popular in the next 5 to 10 years. That's assuming she doesn't suffocate before then from having her head stuck so far up her ass.
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seriously who the fuck compared Adele to Gaga?
sorry but I can't process that in my head. they have different kind of music, compare Gaga to Madonna, Keshit, or whatever creatures but leave Adele alone Jeebus.
I love me some Gaga songs (You and I is actually a good song), but comparing Adele to Gaga is mindblowing in a bad way.
Adele's lyrics are simple yet spot on and don't get me started on her voice, she is just simply amazing.
Wow. I can't believe someone had the nerve to compare Gaga favorably against Adele. Fuck me running. Gaga can sing, I won't deny that. But she has admitted herself to using drugs to get inspiration for her songs. You may think Adele's music is boring, but that woman sings about REAL SHIT. Anyone who's ever had a broken heart can relate to her music. I feel like I need a hit of acid to understand what the fuck Gaga's new songs are about.
Gaga's music will not be popular in the next 5 to 10 years. That's assuming she doesn't suffocate before then from having her head stuck so far up her ass.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 12:18pm.
I am not a fan of Vadge, but at least Vadge did not get anything handed to her, due to her limited talents she had to work and fuck harder than the rest to get where she is ...
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Profond et superficiel or profound and superficial - makes no difference because the point is moot. I suspect she's miffed at being bested by "Lady Kinko" in the questionable "powerful female celebrity" contest. Her glory days are over but she will always, toujours, be superficial to moi.
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You never heard of Like A Prayer? Or Paradise(Not for Me) obviosuly your shit clueless
uum.. "at least madonna's songs mean something?" like lucky star or material girl? she is a punk kid from michigan who got lucky in a group of lower east siders who could sing better. she was in the right place at the right time, and that time, the 80's is past. It's impossible now, now we have rebecca black. madonna just enlisted other talented visionaries to keep her brand going, like gaultier with the cone bra. gaga did the same with mcqueen. stop comparing them. it's a different time and madonna had always been overrated no matter who she's compared to.
Just want to say Love Games is my fav Gaga song and her current record and image, since the horns and skin protruding is disappointing. ________________
Material Girl rules though. I like the bitchyness. She's earned it and it's friggin' hilarious. I also don't take all this shit too seriously- it's mostly all make believe. Nevertheless entertaining.
Vadge is a terrible woman.
Now I don't like Gaga much, but she has always expressed gratitude to her fans (with a few exceptions...)
Gaga copies everyone and everything. Doesn't apologize.
Vadge? Same. Seemed original, but this is just a 19th century beast Mata Hari we've been forced to co-exist with in popular culture, just like Gaga.
Still, I enjoy it when someone openly attacks someone famous like this.
Can't help that I love it when trash talk happens. It can be coming from a footballer's mouth, a country's spokeswhore about some other country fucking with them, two crack horz on the street and so on.
A turd passes judgement on a poo.
Merde! Ca serait plus interesant si Madonna avait dit a Gaga de se faire casser la gueule.
Madonna, vous êtes tout à fait cuntastique!
Surely Gaga has already paid homage, indeed she is talented, but does copy Material Girl.
This is like the old "Gilligan's Island" episode where Ginger Grant's double knocks her out and sails back to Hollywood to steal her career. Madge is Ginger and Gaga is the interloper/imposter who has effectively taken her out of commission by deconstructing and reconstituting her entire act. It's funny to see Madge realize this just now and begin to lash out...a day late and a dollar short. Once again, the student has fucked over the teacher.
well shit as far as I can tell copying and pasting that not talent hag Madge would be a compliment...I am tired of Gaga's antics too..and they are too much a duplicate of Madge's but the big difference here is that Gaga writes and performs her own shit...and actually can sing...whereas the fraud called Vadge can't do a fucking thing without somebody else writing and her singing sucks as does her acting...all she has are moderate dancing skills and a damn good plastic surgeoun...but she has gone overboard...cuntiness is good if you are talented and have proven yourself, this cunt is just a cunt (VAdge that is) and a no talent one at that. Let me get my hydrangea and hit a bitch.
Sacre bleu zut alors. This should be settled avec une duel to le death!!! may the best hydrangea-thrower win.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
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The truth is Gaga is far more talented than Madonna ever was. Madonna was fresh and great when she started out. The more she tried to grow the worse she got. Both Madonna and Gaga are plagiarists. But Gaga can really sing.
Who said I'm stirrin up anything? Its a well known fact about adele's track been remixed by dj's for more then a year now
She had songs before that were heard on the radio here and there but she never hit it worldwide if it weren't for so many djs remixing and mashing her song with different styles
Wtf does her weight has to do with anything nd where did I mention it? Please dun be playing fat card with me
As for someone saying gaga don't stand a chance vocaly
Please do me a favor go see Adele live and see Gaga live
Gaga sings plenty of balads and classics during her shows and you can hear clearly how friggin talented she is
Adele is great but way too susan boyle and her concert isn't worth $600 at all!
Yes you don't need costumes or crazyness to sing but when u sing now its performance in all u need a shtick otherwise ud be a bore and that's what adele is....a 22 year old girl dressed like a widow with makeup of a 50 year old singing boring poorly written songs that even britney can sing with autotune and faster bp
Madonna's film bombs at the Venice Film Festival, her face is puffed, pulled and tweeked beyond recognition and, as much a her Botoxed foreheard will allow her, she rolls her eyes at receiving flowers from a fan? She has always been a dreadful human being and always will be, in spite of how often her paid friends tell her the opposite. Wealthy of possessions, destitute of substance.
To some of you saying madg did non for the gay queens and gaga I al over us
As much as she says she doenst do it or sells hmm Let's jut say without gays sheis a nobody and she is always throing u gays on people and bringing us up just so we can go buy her shit
BTW totaly thought that was Xtina though I totally like her (gag) in it
And gaga can't sing for shit Adele just like christy can bring gag down anytime voice wise
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Uhhm I lova Gaga's voice and all but I'm not sure she can blow Adele out of the water.
I was watching fashion police and Giuliana thought that gaga had the "look of the week' dressed in drag at the VMAs. Kelly osbourne then said that others have done it in the past but Guiliana said that lady gaga is the only original one right now.
You know that creativity has gone down the drain when you are considered innovative for doing something that was done 25 years ago.
"I used to like Madonna a lot more before I grew up."
AMEN to that! I have to laugh at her for suggesting that someone could get something "profound" from her career. She made fun dance music, and was simply the hot woman mascot for her record company.
Just when I thought I couldn't hate Madonna more, she finds more fuel to flame the fire of my disgust for her.
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Gaga showed her true copy cat colors when she tried to go in for the kiss with Britney Spears at the VMA's. Even Britney was like " bitch back the fuck off, I've already done this"! Yeah - she did it with Madonna. So what is up with Gaga? If she wants to get out of Madonna's shadow then try a new shtick and stop trying to make out with one of her props!
Cher on Madonna:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z2ud1GqmYo&NR=1
Mariah on Madonna:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mvgB44H1eA&NR=1
Whitney on Madonna (that restrained response speaks volumes):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_4-Q2nDBgw&feature=related
Submitted by Faloola Chong on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 12:26pm.
The hydrangeas incident is nothing on the scale of Lady Vadge cuntiness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfS98KLR6DU is often cited as the worst, but I think it's pretty meh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NcMIoAJYPY is the absolute worst example of her behaviour. It's very difficult to watch, ugh.
Bonus - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RVM6h0rlfA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE6Oouqc9Q&feature=related *cringe*
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Thank you soooo much for this!
The accent in the first one is appalling. It's hot in the room, bitch, because you're old and having a hot flash. Deal.
And that last video, the one where Charlie Rose is interviewing her? Whiny bitch. No wonder she tries to affect a British, hyper-enunciated accent.
I used to like Madonna a lot more before I grew up.
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Aaah, Michael, and the award for awesome quote of the day, as always, goes to you with this piece of loveliness:
"Because above everything, Madge is a BITCH with a capital everything."
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Madonna should know full well she is a fake because she is the same thing. Both of them copy other people's looks and singing style because they are not original.
hate 'em both
madonna drop that damn hoity toity accent stoopid bitch
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Gap Tooth better back off from Wally. He is mine. And seeing her French? Can't wait for the French to get ahold of her.
Whoever compared Lady Gaga's singing to Adele's singing is obviously tone deaf and needs to go have a seat in a very dark corner. People like to hate on Adele because she has a great voice but is "fat" with no gimmicks...the girl can sang! Point blank period,that's all that should matter. Yes, Lady Gaga can sing too, but it gets overshadowed by all her stupid costumes and all these damn "messages" she tries to preach in her songs.
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Am just tried of gaga getting call a musical genius b/c she plays piano and sings at the sametime as if no one else can do that. Her songs are also mediocre it's not like she ever writes anything profound. Her image is definitely her selling point. As for Madonna I thought it was weird that she hadn't made a bitch comment about gaga, glad to know the bitch in her is still alive and well.
i like Madonna, always have. she's a guilty pleasure. Gaga is alright but i think her piano playing is better than her singing. her dancing is horrible and her songs IMO won't have lasting power.
having said that, i agree with whoever said that the media always pits women against each other. you never see this from the boys, unless it's rap stars i guess. but really, the media loves this crap.
Don't care. Like GaGa better. Madonna is a diva bitch. Always was. Always will be.
Strip Gaga down and bitch would outsing even Adele...
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Oh honey, you don't know what you're talking about. Don't ever say that again, ok? ok...
Caca might write her songs but... have you heard them? she sings the most STUPID shit! her songs aren't deep, they're just retarded and bland, at least madonna's songs are good and mean something.
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*time to pass the flask, hersheys minatures, weed and ativan around for everyone*
Look, guys, all of these celebs are whores. Some have less-whorish looks or voice or talents, but none of them give a shit about us, so can we not get all fan-fanatical today? Pweese?
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Tiesto - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vj36GQ7NcM
I don't like to start shit, but I feel a sense of civic duty at the obnoxious comment made by Flatbush Hooker below. (Too damn long to copy, please scroll down for reference. Or don't.)
To imply that Adele is only famous because DJ's like her is absolutely ridiculous. Like her or not, to deny that the woman has real talent is a clear indication that you know nothing of music. You're also waxing nostalgic about Aqua(!?!?!?), so enough said.
Regarding Madonna's alleged sleeping her way to the top. I can neither confirm nor deny that. However, IF it's true, I have to respect it. She converted a couple of tricks into a LEGENDARY.CAREER.THAT.SPANS.DECADES. Nobody's fur-burger is that good. Bitch is talented and crafty. Period.
Regarding your apparent obsession with Gaga. Please know that to love her is to love Madonna. Anything Gaga has done up until now has already been done FIRST and BETTER by Madonna.
That is all.
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Vadges style? She straight up copied everyone from Mae West,Jean Harlow ,Monroe to Blondie ,Janet,Sade ,Cher and Kylie Minogue among others
Gaga wasn't given anything she worked in the industry writing songs for many stars before she had her contract signed and then revoked
Stefanie worked her ass off to be where she is right now and for someone to compare her to madonna is like an insult
Like she said herself its better to be compared to Whitney who HAD a talent then madge who's talent never WAS
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The hydrangeas incident is nothing on the scale of Lady Vadge cuntiness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfS98KLR6DU is often cited as the worst, but I think it's pretty meh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NcMIoAJYPY is the absolute worst example of her behaviour. It's very difficult to watch, ugh.
Bonus - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RVM6h0rlfA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE6Oouqc9Q&feature=related *cringe*
i'd also like to add that i watched the gaga "concert" on hbo. bitch will not just shut the fuck up and sing the fucking songs! she spends 80% of her time preaching about her life (she's the very first and only "outcast" and "rebel") and what everyone should do with their lives - which, i'm sure it's hard as hell growing up in upper manhattan and going to private school. but, she's what? 24? i need life experience advice from her like i need a dick in my ass.
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i think lady gaga is beautiful. i love the shape of her face and her eyes. too back she has to fuck it up most of the time with those get ups. madonna looks like a mega skank. always has.
To me both women are very talented. Love some of Madonna's music and I do think she was never given credit for her songwriting talent. Believe me, if she was a man she'd be considered a musical genius for all the songs she wrote or co-wrote over the years. Don't laugh ... think of other proclaimed musical geniuses like Brian Wilson and Phil Spector who wrote pop music their whole lives. I don't think it's a coincidence Madonna's been around so long. And no, I don't think it's because she's a "whore" because show biz is full of whores who come and go.
Lady Gaga, I also like. She's a better musician and singer, but not a better song writer IMO. I don't think she'll last very long, will probably burn out, but who knows. I wish people wouldn't force women to catfight all the time, but I guess that's just women's nature. Imagine if Neil Young and Eddie Vedder were catfighting over who was more authentic. Silliness.
That said, I think Madonna's being especially cunty since her movie's being SEARED.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 11:58am.
Cappy - forum is now closed. Again.
It once was a fun place, kind of like OP but a little.....less sane?
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"Less sane"?! Wow. See I can't with that. Life itself is less sane than most days on here with you guys lol, and this break cracking up with you guys is so appreciated. Can't with online lunacy. My getting sloshed in the late evenings and writing dumb drunken factoids about my life would not fare well there, then? =P
OFT: The office peeps better stop asking me work-related things and expecting performance today already! Had to vent.
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I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
@NYCdoc u right I am young nd grew up during 90s so idk what she did or didn't for community then but now past few years when new generation of gays had a spike in suicide and where more determened then ever to march for their rights
Where was Madonna? Too busy adopting black babies and building failing schools in third world countries which were built on ex villages that had people forced out cuz she wanted to look good on a paper and helping orphans in africa is a new fad in hwood? Give me a break
She was too busy loathing in her multiple careers face lifts and kiddie pools to even care about a hand that fed her
I wouldn't be surprised if next spring when her single comes out she will jump on whole gay adoption scene and become more involved cuz she needs to sell those records
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Submitted by Athina on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 11:33am.
@Flatbush,
Well, the bar is essentially so low now, that if someone can play the piano and hold a tune, they are considered a musical genius.
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Thank you! Praising GaGa about her singing and playing instruments (which she doesn't do that well to begin with) is like praising a maid for being able to mop a floor. It is her FUCKING job.
The bar is low but let's get some perspective of what a good singing voice and music virtuoso are please. And who cares if she writes her own songs when they are all SHIT remixed and autotuned to hell and back. Plus she is more manufactured than wonder bread and a puppet that was picked from obscurity and given a platform to spew her bullshit. I am not a fan of Vadge, but at least Vadge did not get anything handed to her, due to her limited talents she had to work and fuck harder than the rest to get where she is at and was always in control of her choices (even when they weren't considered cool or accepted by the industry-- see how many times she was banned). GaGa is just hitching' a pony ride by ripping off Vadge's style (among others') and hitching' her publicity wagon to causes others already paved the way for. The whole thing comes across VERY insincere.
"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
i'm also pretty sure madonna can (at least kinda) play guitar - she can't shred but she can hold her own rhythmically. also, she was a drummer in her first band. so, yes, she can play an instrument.
she should stop with the pretension and get back to being a wise-ass from detroit. it suited her better. she may annoy now, but she was my go-to pop star for too many years to discount her on present-day douchebaggery.
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My mom never went to a salon and had her nails done, so as a kid in the 60s when this commercial was on, I didn't know what the nail soaking was all about. So the commercial was just surreal for me...
"Relax, its palmolive!"
"Ohhhhh" (orgasmic sigh from customer)
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 11:43am.
Thanks, fookyoo!
It always amazed me that Madge's clients obviously knew her, and this seemingly wasn't their first appointment with her. Yet Madge cracked wise about how shitty their hands looked, then "hipped" 'em to the DISHWASHING LIQUID that they were soaking in. Ah, memories!
Expect Gaga to wear a hydrangea-themed dress in 5, 4, 3...