Scientists have developed a tuna that can open its own can. – OurMissC
Sadly, nobody believed Jeremy Piven’s “mercury poisoning” story until it was too late. – One-trick Pony
This narwhal can only bacon until curfew, 11PM. – joe
Baby Jesus suits up, complete with icebreaker, to go downtown on Madge. – WTFOMGLOL
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