Which RH Beverly Hills couple, despite giving off the appearance of being the most in love actually have the most marital issues and none of it began until the show did, which is ironic considering…. Half the time the couple does not even sleep in the same bed together. (CDAN)
I knew it! This has to be that scheming, manipulative, beauty-hating, pearl choker-wanting, nasty piece of Demi Moore’s mutated lipoed fat Kyle Richards! Kyle will probably say that they sleep in different beds, because her shit is so hot that her husband is always on it and won’t let her sleep. Fake bitch can’t fake anymore.
Oh, poor hunky Mauricio who probably has a perfectly shaped peen like a potato kishke (yes, it folds like that too). I will console Mauricio. And since I look more like a rotten eye on Rumer Willis’ tater chin than Demi Moore, I will never remind him of that hag Kyle Richards.
Which iconic ’70s rock star is driving his band mates and family crazy with his newly developed germ phobia? The Lysol-spraying, antibacterial-wiping musician won’t even kiss his wife until she first gargles with Listerine! (Blind Gossip)
Paul Stanley? But I’m sure it’s the other way around since his tongue has seen more groupie snatch than a free clinic technician.
After doing a recent round of promotions for her new movie, this B List actress had the chance to meet a Michael Jackson impersonator. She believed him to be the real deal. Apparently she doesn’t read or watch the news because she met up with all of her friends and told them she had met Michael. They thought she was making a poor joke, but once they realized she was serious, haven’t stopped laughing since. Our source says they plan to hire an Elvis impersonator for her upcoming birthday! (BuzzFoto)
Fishsticks Paltrow’s head is always up her own culito and she doesn’t get CNN up there, so I’ll guess her. And her born day is 20 days away.
These two foreign born actors seem to have always been the best of friends. Whether just hanging out or co-starring together, it just seems like where one goes the other follows. Both are critically acclaimed actors and are beloved in art houses. Both of them even look similar to each other. Friends of he pair think they are also going to die together. Always casual heroin users, the pair has really started using heavily to the point where they cannot miss a day without going through withdrawal. This is proving problematic on their current press tour. Look for it to be canceled or shortened or done entirely from one country so they don’t have to worry about finding drugs. (CDAN)
Gerard Butler and Gerard Butler? Or Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal?