Afternoon Crumbs
Uptight queen barista is the new goat-footed wheezy old queen – Towleroad
It’s not every day that you mistake Johnny Depp for Rosie, Kathy’s butch lesbian sister from The Real Housewives of NJ – Lainey Gossip
“Hello, sweat shop, how much for 8?” – Kate Gosselin – The Superficial
Kate Bosworth must be Ali Lohan’s new nutritionist – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Abigail Clancy knows how to dress – Hollywood Tuna
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are having a BABY!!! friend together, only they’re not – Celebitchy
Posh is back in flats. Why does she keep playing with high heels’ emotions like this? – Just Jared
This one way to get a dude off of your bus – The Daily What
Beyonce bares her Sasha Fetus Pouch while wearing a bikini Basement Baby made with coffee filters and a bedskirt – Popsugar
Bringing back “Ick Nast” for these pictures of Kim Kuntrashian just feels right – Popoholic
Charlize Theron’s pants aren’t wide enough – ICYDK
Katherine Chloe Cahoon is back! – Videogum
The GQ Men (and Zombie – See: Keef Richards) of the Year – The Berry
Tori Spelling’s brows quit her face and you can’t say that you blame them – Celebslam
Oh, a Tara Reid panty flash is as timeless and classic as Cisco Adler’s droopy nutsack – Hollywood Rag
Ashley Tisdale shouldn’t have turned around – Cityrag
Wookie toe! – I’m Not Obsessed