Pretty Woman, The Kind Child Protective Services Would Like To Meet
1. Your choices as a parent might be questionable if you named your child Paisley. Tartan or Argyle I can deal with, but Paisley?!
2. Your choices as a parent are definitely questionable and you should probably resign as a mother to take up a full-time position as the creative director of PedoBear's Children's Theater when you push your kid in front of the Toddlers & Tiaras cameras dressed up as Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman. Not even the classy Julia Roberts in the brown polka dot dress after she gets de-whored on Rodeo Blvd. But the pussy peddling Julia Roberts who picks Richard Gere up on Hollywood Blvd. What kind of crazy is running through that bitch's brain to think it's okay and cute to dress her little daughter as a straight-up hooker whore?!
I'm surprised this little prostitot didn't stop, pull a rainbow of condoms out of her boot and tell the audience that she's a safety girl. I don't know whether to laugh as I pray that the world stops so we can throw that girl's parents off of it, or to weep as I pray that the world stops so we can throw that girl's parents off of it. Allow me to quote Snobby Saleswoman #1 from Pretty Woman when I tell Paisley's parents: "You're obviously in the wrong place. Please leave!"
The thing is, what really offends me is that if you're going to hooker up your daughter by dressing her up as a prostitution whore, you could at least do it with the right wig. That wig is more Lady Caca than hooker Julia Roberts. How dreadful.
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Submitted by Junebuggy on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 4:05pm.
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Well said... I completely agree.
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"I wanna be just like Princess Kimmy Cakes when I grow up!" Thanks Ryan Seacrest >_>...
This is some sick shit. No other way to cut it. But tragically it's just a reflection of how sick we as a society have become. This show is in its FOURTH season. Which begs to question.... who's watching this?!?! How are they getting enough ratings to stay on the air? And why aren't more people writing letters to the station like NC-Ladee? (I just shot them off an email too, NC - thanks so much for posting the link).
I'm actually a social worker for a living (stop laughing you DListed bitches! ;o) ) and it really disturbs me that these parents don't get the full impact of what they're doing. Dressing a child up in a bikini and parading her on stage is not going to make a grown man turn into a pedophile. But if you have a man who has a sexual affinity for young children (and there are a shit ton of them out there), programs like this are certainly not helping. These women/this show is not causing the problem, but it's also not doing anything to control the problem. It's enabling the problem.
OUR CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE SEXUALIZED. PERIOD.
And for the parents who say "well, it's just a dress - you're the one sexualizing it".....shut the fuck up. YOU DRESSED YOUR CHILD LIKE A HOOKER!!!! YOU SEXUALIZED YOUR 4 YEAR OLD, YOU RETARDED SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!!!
And sadly, CPS's hands are tied because this isn't illegal and does not fit the criteria for child abuse or endangerment (which for the life of me I don't understand).
Ugghh... I'm so freakin' mad I can't even properly articulate my thoughts right now. But y'all know what I mean.
Hey! Paisley was one of the names I wanted for my child 11 years ago! I've since heard it many times so I'm glad I didn't go that route.
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I'd like to know who was the creepy perv who made the outfit. These people are sick, sick in the head. I agree with everyone else that these girls don't enjoy this, it is the mothers. They are the attention whores and use their daughters to get it.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Sillykat ...
Below is the response I just received from "TLC." They've got the BALLS to use the word integrity and high quality programming. WTF are they smoking?!?!?
Dear Viewer:
Thank you for contacting TLC. We appreciate your correspondence and for taking the time to share your thoughts and concerns with us regarding
Toddlers and Tiaras.
In an effort to ensure the highest quality programming, comments such as these are taken very seriously. Each and every comment is forwarded on to our programming executives for review and consideration. Maintaining the integrity of all of our networks is our primary goal. It is these types of comments that contribute to creating change and improving our programming.
Again, thank you for contacting TLC.
Sincerely,
Viewer Relations
TLC
Hearing the woman say at the end "good job," almost made me cry.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
TLC became the go-to channel for bottom of the barrel shit reality TV a long time ago.
Haven't watched it in ages.
""Actually I know her mother, Wendy and she is a wonderful person and is down to earth. The pageant wear was a "movie character""
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz? No.... One of the Disney princesses? Uh-uh.... Hmmmm...wait a minute, I have an idea!
Sarah Smile
If this is the same Paisley from an earlier episode that I saw, her mom is basically that stuck up blonde bitch who used to live across the street on Roseanne. Also, the mom made her a pageant dress for opening day of deer season out of camouflage and white lace. But then, knowing these ladies, more than one could have named her daughter Paisley.
Yeah right, NC. When their daughters go all Stoddard on their asses they'll be so happy that their baby is on TV, lookin good, gettin press. Look at her parents! They're happy as fuck to see their 16 year old married to a dude older then they are.
Bjork, I see you are learning the ways of cuntyness and child exploitation! Well done, TLC.
TLC: The Learning Channel, aka, The Channel That Really Cares.
"John & Kate Plus Eight": multitasking for the millenium: learn how to raise multiples, alienate family and friends, and de-ball your mate while having it all
"Kate Plus Eight": absolutely no fucking comment
"19 and Counting": fundamentally fundamental assholes with bad hairdos and fucked-up names
"What Not to Wear": anything that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly suggest
"Sister Wives": fuck feminism and a backbone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss": cuz fat chicks can be bitches, too!!!!!!!!!!
"Hoarders": aka, interior design done by Leatherface and his family
"Toddlers & Tiaras": Shirley Temple divided by Baby Jane Hudson multiplied by Jon Benet Ramsey equals this show
Ah, so much to learn, so little time...
Thank you sillykat for providing the link for us. I hope more dListers submit their gripes.
Their mother doesn't even have their backs? Who the fuck is protecting the children. I've got no problem with a grown woman dressing up like that character - she knows the history and repercussions - and most of us get our slut on during Halloween. But to put a tot in that uniform and have GROWN folks applaud it is all levels of sick.
Like your mom - ain't no way in hell would my mother let me dress up as any old thing as a child. Let alone have her dress me up as such.
And to have that shyt on a spot called The Learning Channel. Give me a fuckin break! I only pray one of those moms try to hit me up by email. I've still got a lot of anger to let loose at those trifling azz mothers! When their daughters go the Courtney Stoddard route their dumb azzes will be crying - where did I go wrong?!
@NC-Ladee I'm glad you submitted something. That shit is sick as fuck. How can people not see how wrong it is? I remember one year in high school I was gonna dress as a crack ho for halloween and my mom shut that down real quick...and here is a woman dressing her BABY up as a hooker?? Ahhhhh!!!
I can only imagine the types of old, creepy men that gleefully watch this show...
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Submitted by sillykat on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 6:41am.
I submitted a comment to TLC/Discovery channel "viewer relations" last night about this bullshit. I would encourage you all to do the same. They have to see that this is not right. It is disappointing that the fucking Discovery channel corporation broadcasts little girls dressed up as prostitutes. Ugh.
FYI if you go to their site at http://corporate.discovery.com/contact/viewer-relations/
you have to go through a bunch of screens to actually submit something. But do it! This is fucked up!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I did have to go through several screens but it was worth it to get this mess off my chest. I had to keep editing my comments because you're only allowed 1500 words, but I kept in the words that made the harshest points.
I ended with "Talk about child abuse. If a man, took a tot, and dressed her up like a prostitute folks would be protesting in the streets DEMANDING justice. And I can’t believe a channel that bills itself as a “Learning Channel” is the medium for this sick mess!"
Sick azz mother fuckers. Like this child knows she's playing a role where her job is to give blowjobs to strange azz nasty men! Still pisses me off after a day.
I tend to note that these homely little "pageant" girls are almost always crying and having mental & physical meltdowns.
This is not surprising. They are merely mimicking their ugly, psychotic mums.
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I submitted a comment to TLC/Discovery channel "viewer relations" last night about this bullshit. I would encourage you all to do the same. They have to see that this is not right. It is disappointing that the fucking Discovery channel corporation broadcasts little girls dressed up as prostitutes. Ugh.
FYI if you go to their site at http://corporate.discovery.com/contact/viewer-relations/
you have to go through a bunch of screens to actually submit something. But do it! This is fucked up!
Holy Mary Mother of God. Were those grown men seriously whooping and cheering like City workers in a strip club? Bend over Paisley, show us your ass!!!
These shows should be illegal.
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Robin "Fabulous" writes: "And the judges loved it, because it won Supreme."
OH! Well, that's totally different, then. (smacks forehead)
"Toddlers & Tiaras is very heavily edited."
As are most television shows. Editing has nothing to do with the issue here, which is parading little girls like cattle, bleaching their teeth and coating them in fake tans, and pushing them out onto a stage and teaching them that their only value is how "pretty" they are.
Defend your friend all you want; what she is doing is WRONG.
Submitted by RobinFabulous on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:14pm.
"Paisley is 2, she thought the outfit was funny."
That's because she IS 2 and doesn't understand she is dressed as a character that gives blow jobs for a living, you eejit.
That is how child abuse works, generally children too young to know any better are exploited by twisted adults.
As other posters have said here, these pageant moms are usually washed up, fat nobodies who live vicariously through these kids. This should be illegal, the parents locked up in a mental hospital and the kids sent to live somewhere were they can play in the mud, not wear make-up and have a fecking childhood.
This is so fucking wrong!
Robinfabulous You've obviously drunk the cool aid sister. Please. Your argument that the judges loved it as a justification for dressing a small child as a prostitute would be laughable were it not so damn sad. Please get some kind of education and framework for you life and the world. Until then please stop defending this kind of behavior.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Most of these moms are so obsessed with these pageants that it's scary. Not to mention they seem retarded and are fucking fat. Their kids are nothing special either. It's mostly make-up, a ridiculous dress, a tiara and a wig. And when they say that the kid absolutely adores to take part in these competitions when the kid's face says the opposite just makes me want to slap the fat bitch out of them.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:53pm.
These mothers were pageant wanna-be's who are now living vicariously through their daughters. Shameful.
And totally disgusting.
About the "Dance Mom" comment - I don't watch, in part because that "instructor" looked like a verbally abusive nutter on the previews!
And because I was a "dance mom" (so was my mom, who also was a dancer) and I would never allow my daughter to be taught at that psycho's "studio."
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that's why i didnt watch it at first, but she's surprisingly not the problem. i hope you watch an episode or two because id love your commentary on these moms, and if women are really like this or it's just a stunt for tv.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
fucking idiot parents, mostly mothers on those shows, living vicariously through their children because they are ugly cunts or something, so they subject the children to be sexualised at an early age for their own selfish needs.
puhHH-lease dont tell me "but Elizabeth wants to do it, she loves dressing up"
FK OFF WHORE! there is a big difference to playing dress ups (which i used to do as a little gay boy) and going into a competition where the little girls teeth are bleached so they are white, fake spray tan, hair extensions, fake bra etc...
i want to line all those showbiz mothers up, wear thick metal boots and kick em in the vajayjay.
the fact that so many children are unlucky to be raised by monster parents is the most heartbreaking thing in the universe.How come is this spectacle legal and televized?
I just refuse to believe that the audio is real. Did the audience, which obviously had men in it, really whoop and yell like that? I just can't believe it. Surely they at least would have some sense of decency which told them not to whoop and hollar at the little girl dressed as a prozie!
Submitted by RobinFabulous on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:14pm.
Wendy's child is very loved and very well taken care of, her mother isn't pimping her out.
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Pimping has to be involved if a young child is dressed up as a prostitute for some prizes. Yeah, loads of fucking laughs. I'm sure she'll be a well-adjusted teenager and adult when she realizes the lengths mommy would go to for her to win some prizes and a tiara - no pimping my ass. Most child psychologists feel these shit contests are NOT in the best interest of children. Go fucking figure exposing your child this way isn't healthy.
These parents are the worst.
Robin - This is disgusting. Sexual abuse of children is a huge problem, if you know anything, and this "mother" dresses her two year old child up as a hooker and wins an award for it. She's a child. Not a woman, and deserves a real childhood, not a life living out her mother's twisted fantasies. I don't care how many awards she gets from ignorant people.
It's not fucking funny.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by RobinFabulous on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:14pm.
Actually I know her mother, Wendy and she is a wonderful person and is down to earth. The pageant wear was a "movie character" She thought it would be funny, and Paisley changed into the "after" Julia Roberts for the routine.
You're not helping her case.
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You fucking know this piece of shit "Mother."? Who the FUCK does this to her daughter??????
this is horrible parenting!
Those toddler beauty pagent moms are so fucking creepy...and so full of shit at the same time. It's like they are trying to breed future Brittany Spears'. They all need to have regulated cps visits on their asses.
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Sorry Charlie. Story is a week old. Yawn.
Submitted by RobinFabulous on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:14pm.
Actually I know her mother, Wendy and she is a wonderful person and is down to earth. The pageant wear was a "movie character" She thought it would be funny, and Paisley changed into the "after" Julia Roberts for the routine.
You're not helping her case.
I don't give two shits how wonderful the mother supposedly is. With all of the child friendly movie characters there are to choose from, she chose a prostitute. The woman is a fucking moron.
Actually I know her mother, Wendy and she is a wonderful person and is down to earth. The pageant wear was a "movie character" She thought it would be funny, and Paisley changed into the "after" Julia Roberts for the routine. Paisley is 2, she thought the outfit was funny. And the judges loved it, because it won Supreme. Wendy's child is very loved and very well taken care of, her mother isn't pimping her out
Toddlers & Tiaras is very heavily edited.
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My mouth is wide open. Was that edited or did the judges think that was cute?? I would've like to have known the outcome but I'm not watching that mess
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How is this shit not against some sort of law?
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i once knew a chick named paisley.
god, what a cunt she was.
Needs more cowbell.
I remember in one of Chris Rock's stand up routines he said that a father's number 1 goal in life was to keep your daughter off the pole!! I think that should apply to both parents.
If these whack ass stage moms are dressing their little girls up to be mini whores, then what will their daughter strive for in life when she grows up? A stripper, prostitute, porn star, gold digger?? (or a mix of all)
Whatever happened to modesty? Or dignity? Or having a sense of self worth? Or having an education?
Why are only stupid people breeding??!!
These mothers were pageant wanna-be's who are now living vicariously through their daughters. Shameful.
And totally disgusting.
About the "Dance Mom" comment - I don't watch, in part because that "instructor" looked like a verbally abusive nutter on the previews!
And because I was a "dance mom" (so was my mom, who also was a dancer) and I would never allow my daughter to be taught at that psycho's "studio."
They'll be free lemonade for all of them.
Sexualizing toddlers isn't cute. It's grotesque. It makes certain Americas mothers look like ego-driven laughing-stocks for all the world to see.
I have a friend who has seen that movie dozens of times - telling me it's one of her all time favorites. I never got through the whole film - couldn't stomach the idea or grab hold of the concept that of all the pussy a rich, good looking man can get he turns a prostitute into his woman. It's one thing to grab a prostitute for her services - is another thing to try and 'make a hoe a wife!' PLeeazzze.
When I was a teenager I had a friend who ran away and started selling her azz. There is NOT ONE damn thing glamorous about it. She routinely got beat up by her pimp AND clients. She got robbed, shot at and caught countless diseases. She attempted suicide several times and although I no longer live in that state I can't honestly believe she's still among the living. How anyone in their right mind would believe that is a lifestyle to emulate is beyond me.
And it would take one truly sick fuck to dress her child up in that type custom.
And I'm also not feeling the woman with the supposedly shocked look on her face as she cradles a tot that has more make up on that a grown woman on a night out on the prowl.
They need to remove these babies from these women. The only thing worse than a man beating his meat while watching this type behavior is the mother who props her child up for the view.
I thought that azz who dressed her child up as Dolly Parton - complete with fake breast and azz should have been committed - now this?!?
This shyt urkes the fuck out of me because I saw firsthand what that lifestyle did to a one time normal girlfriend.
Sick azzes 'mothers' - and believe me I use that term loosely!
Not gonna click that shit.
I just can't get over the adults sitting at the judging table.
I laugh and laugh remembering the South Park take on this where one of the judges sat furiously beating off. One of the top-ten SP moments of all time.
Oh I didn't know they made hooker boots for kids.
Once I saw a baby wearing lucite heels. Well they were more like clear plastic sandals with glitter, but I was high and it made me laugh.