Tuesday, September 6th 2011

Nothing Says "Fatherly Love" Like A Tell-All

If you were sitting there thinking that no Hudson is as insufferably annoying as Kate Hudson, then meet Bill Hudson the man who pushed out the sperm that was later transformed into the dwarf monster who terrorizes romantic comedy after romantic comedy. Bill, who made Kate and Oliver Hudson with Goldie Hawn and later wiped his hands of parental rights when Kurt Russell came on the scene, is releasing an ESCANDALOSO tell-all this fall without the ESCANDALOSO part. Bill is basically Michael Lohan-ing this shit by crying about how Goldie and Kurt are the ones who pushed him out, and now Kate Hudson won't even talk to him or her memaw who is dying from Alzheimer's.

Bill is whining so hard that he's making Kate seem as pleasant as a hand job from a daisy. The details about this mess from Radar:

Life in the spotlight is not without its consequences, and the Hudson family was no exception," the book's website touts. "While enjoying success as a part of the 1970s musical group The Hudson Brothers, Bill Hudson fell in love and married actress Goldie Hawn.

"After their divorce, Bill found himself in the middle of the controversial issue of parental alienation. His rights as a father to see his children were often played out in the media because Oliver and Kate became actors themselves."

Devastating secrets and salacious details of both Goldie and Kate's lives are expected to be revealed.

As RadarOnline.com was first to report, Bill accused Kate of not visiting or calling her dying grandma, who is battling Alzheimer's disease.

"Kate doesn't have to talk to me and she doesn't have to give her a dime of her millions. All I want is for her to call and say, 'Hi grandma', before it's too late," Bill said.

"I love Kate, but... She has done stuff which is just awful. She is a spoiled brat in my eyes and at the end of the day, she should meet her little sister. I should meet my grandchild and she should help her grandmother."

That shit is supposed to be salacious? Bill is just trying to shame Kate into throwing some of her Something Borrowed money into her grand mama je'e's pocket book while trying to make a check himself. Well, I guess if you can't get your daughter to give you some money, you might as well make some money off of her ass by calling her a "spoiled brat" in a tell-all book that not even dust will touch. But you know, after watching the last part of Bride Wars the other night, I'm totally on Team Asshole Bill.

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@ Athina.
You could not have said it better!!

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I;m glad that things about the "real" Goldie are coming to the public's attention. She has always been treated like a little JAP and in high school she was adored and admired by the whole school.

Her relatives adoration and the lead in the senior play sent her to Hollywood where she hit it big on Laugh-In, showing the whole world just how stupid she really is.

Yes, I knew her and I knew her father, "the famous jazz musican". READ: fill in for local bands who fell short of their entire line up but the time the band was warming up for Silvia Katz' Sweet sixteen.

She is a really nasty piece of business, stepping on everyone she needed to on her rise to semi-stardom. And the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

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@ Bree

I just finished watching Dear Zachary and I think I cried through a half a box of Kleenex. Never heard the story before.

It's on Netflix right now in the documentary section if anyone is interested.

Now damn you Bree for making me cry!!!

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

I <3 MK

Must remember not to be in the middle of having a drink when reading MK - "hand job from a daisy" rofl...

Goldie aged in dog years. Apparently she is not really a very nice person.

This guy has clearly been emotionally abused for decades by women. I feel very badly for him. If only he had worn a rubber we would not have to suffer the NEPOTISM and NARCISSISM that is Kate Hudson.

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Submitted by TVannie on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 11:36am.
I gotta say, I'm on Bill's side. Goldie wanted out when she met Kurt. She effectively removed Bill from his children's lives and let's face it Kurt's probably a nice guy.......

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I find it hard to believe Bill didn't have the resources to make sure he was able to see his kids. Surely Goldie didn't kidnap the kids and move to a country that won't allow extradition. True there are 2 sides to every story but I've heard enough bull from my dead beat brother to see through lame excuses.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Whatever's picture

Yup. He must be flat broke.

Webberbear: Watched the Aunt Diane deal on HBO recently. Abandonment WILL eff with you. My "parents" divorced when I was six and my brother eight. The sperm donor never had anything to do with us again.....really hated her with gusto. My "mother" is a narcissist and guilty of neglect. Google that something. Between the two, hell, I would have been better off being raised by a pack of wolves. I am SO sorry to read these tragic stories of my fellow Ddlisters. Cuts like a knife, and no one understands like we do. Amazingly, we turned out all right.

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Bree, I'm just reading your response now, so I doubt you will see it...
Anyway, I found the Diane Schuler documentary on-line. It aired on HBO this summer. A warning, it shockingly shows a couple of close-up photos of a dead Diane at the crash site. Disturbing, but powerful.
And thanks for the info on "Dear Zachary...". I will definitely watch!

This is so stupid??! Why the fk would you want to air all this shit and cause further bad-blood with your kids (and subsequently your grandkids when they read this shitfest) for the whole world to see??? "I should meet my grandchild..." WTF?! So you go about that statement this way?!! The fact that he's gonna go the whore-route and sell out publicly says a lot, notwithstanding any of his kids' alleged "issues/behavior".

Seriously, nobody thinks about the kids anydamnmore. Such bullshit.
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I gotta say, I'm on Bill's side. Goldie wanted out when she met Kurt. She effectively removed Bill from his children's lives and let's face it Kurt's probably a nice guy. All in all, cutting someone out of your life because he wasn't around isn't that cut and dry. There is two sides here, we've heard Bill's and what is Goldie going to say? Bill beat the kids? No, he wanted to be part of their lives long before they became "stars" .

Mending fences is good for the soul, just like finally telling your side and calling for a truce.

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I agree with most of you, the father doesnt have a right to ask anything of KATE he a deadbeat dad.
Just because you provided the sperm doesnt give you rights to a person life specially if you signed away your rights, asswipe
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Was he forced at gunpoint to sign over his parental rights? We live in America, you had rights. I say treat your kids with respect and love because one day you may need them to change your adult diapers. These deadbeat parents come around at their convenience when they need you to take care of them -asking for forgiveness while blaming and demonizing the only parent who gave a rats ass about you. As if he has not caused enough pain as it is, he goes and does this? creep.

not for nothing kate is a spoiled rotten brat with zero talent, several plastic surgeries who's only famous because of her mother. maybe she inherited her father's douchiness?

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I want to read this book. He was faithful to Goldie and found out that she was cheating on him every time she did a movie. That's when she dropped the bomb that she wanted an open marriage and didn't believe in fidelity. Basically, she only wanted to have kids with him. She warped the kids' minds against him. Kate has carried on her mother's slutty ways by sleeping with everything that will have her.

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When my mother finally left her second husband, my psycho stepfather (it only took her two years, thank God), he turned away from his son too.

My brother was then ten months old. When my mother met the love of her life (a handsome, young policeman back then in 1980) he wanted to adopt my brother, and asked psycho for permission. Psycho didn't even bother to meet him, and see what kind of man the new father was.

He just signed over the boy just like that. Never saw him again.

31 years later, and my mother is still happily married to the policeman. A fantastic father and grandfather for all his grandchildren, bio or non-bio.

Mel's picture

My Grandmother was a bitter, bigoted old bitch who disowned me because I did not share her beliefs or political views.

She disowned me and many members of my family and ended up dying alone because of it. We considered it karma for all the horrible things she did.

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Tacky.

I just cant understand how men can walk away from children just because the ex wife has moved on and found another love/husband. How do you abandon the children you claim to have loved? Even if Goldie was making it difficult for him to see the kids ..i.e. moved away, dragged them on location, etc. .... You decide on the terms of the visitation, custody rights at the time of divorce. You dont renege on them. If you cant afford to fly off and see them then you ask to keep them for longer periods of time. But you dont walk away. Kids remember that shit and arent usually easy to forgive it. Who fuckin' throws in the towel just b/c another man is in their lives? ACT like the father !

Well, no one will know the truth .... until we buy the book ** eyeroll**

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:30pm.
I'm sick and tired of people using sympathy and guilt over relatives they haven't seen in years, just to get some sort of coins out of them. The fact remains, he nor her grandmother were in Kates life. It's sad she's dying of Alzheimers, but why doesn't HE help her out? It's his mother and I'm assuming he's had more contact with her over the years than Kate, did. And not to be a cruel coldhearted ironic bitch, but if she does have Alheimzers and hasn't seen Kate in years, would she even know who the fuck was talking to her? She doesn't owe this guy or her grandmother a dime. I hate people who make children feel like shit for not taking care of their family, like it's a duty, especially when said family hasn't been in your life for years upon years. Bill Hudson sounds like nothing but a fucking money hungry douchebag.

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This dude is a supreme douche. Kate doesn't owe his mother anything. Kate is just a little older than me, and I haven't seen my dad's mother in at least 12 years. If I were in Kate's position I wouldn't call either, we have no relationship so there wouldn't be a reason.
Does this asshole really think leaking secrets about Kate and her mother whom she's very close to is going to get Kate to reconcile with him and his family.
Micahel Lohan syndrome. Dream on.

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Candy, I am so so sorry to hear that! It kills me that these people just don't understand the damage they're doing. That, or they don't care. I think my mother is a little of both. She can't fathom how it feels because she doesn't care to. She just wants to live her carefree life and pop in when good things happen, like my wedding. It pisses me off that every good thing in my life is tainted by either having her there or feeling guilty for not having her there.

Wishing nothing but the best for you and the rest of the dlisters here <3

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Submitted by Webberbear on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:18pm.
Have you guys seen the documentary, "There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane"? It's about Diane Schuler, the woman who killed herself and 7 others (including 4 children) by driving the wrong way on the Taconic. Originally, a lot of people speculated that Diane was mom who secretly drank. The documentary showed ME a mentally-ill woman who needed to control every aspect of her life after her mother abandoned the family when she was 9. Eventually, her life spiraled to that fateful day. The story is haunting.

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Thank you for the heads up, will have to check that out! I was always very interested in that story but the media always played up one aspect of it so you never really got to hear everything that was going on.

I also recommend the documentary "Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father." Oh my God. I have never seen anything so heartwrenching in my entire life. I have seen it three times and I still cry every time.

Dear, Zachary is documentary about Andrew Bagby made by his childhood friend Kurt Kuenne. In it Kurt travels thousands of miles interviewing everyone who Andrew ever touched in his lifetime. Andrew Bagby was shot five times when he was twenty-eight years old by an ex-girlfriend, Shirley Turner. While on trial for his murder, Shirley revealed she was pregnant with Zachary. Kurt made this film to teach Zachary about his father who he’d never know…but somewhere towards the middle the story takes a horrible turn and the outcome for me is just heartbreak and disbelief.

I have never been so hurt, so angry, or so outraged. I strongly suggest that everyone see this film!

Submitted by angry_secretary on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 8:05am.
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Thank you! What a nice thing to say. I like kids, but I just don't have what it takes to be a good mom.

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Submitted by Art Vandelay on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 7:47am.

for one, am not cut out to be a mother.

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you are awesome for realizing that about yourself & not giving in to society's pressures to do otherwise. the world needs more people like you.

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quite fittingly...

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"you're a spoiled brat....so call me!"
there was probably a better way to go about achieving your goals sir...

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Yeesh, what a d-bag. Some people just should not have kids. I feel like some couples do it because they think it's the next step in life, not because they truly want children. It's unfair. I, for one, am not cut out to be a mother.

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Wonder if Bill Hudson got any residuals from Laverne and Shirley in his divorce from Cindy Williams? Wonder if he sees THOSE kids. Guess he has a type: 70's TV comedic actress. And yeah, he's got FOUR grandchildren, so WTF? Oliver's don't count? Little Bingle-Bangle doesn't count? Just the kid who needs a haircut.

Families are fucked up, yo.

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It says kate's brother is an actor too but I had no idea who is, so i googled him and I actually have seen him before, he's on that show rules of engagement, Its kind of weird that he isn't in movies because he's really cute and he has famous parents, Maybe he knows his limitations (hint hint Kate)

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Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 12:55am.

They were 2 very attractive people, Goldie & Bill.
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Goldie was not so attractive before all her plastic surgery either. Kate inherited Goldie's naturally broad, flat nose, receding chin and huge dumbo ears. There is nothing naturally beautiful about either one of them, but at least Goldie brings some talent and charisma to the table.

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yeah...if you're trying to get someone to talk to you, calling them a spoiled brat probably isn't the best way to achieve that.

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quite fittingly...

http://j.mp/f89sny

He's always been a fucking dirtbag. Makes me feel sorry for her.

He's always been a fucking dirtbag. Makes me feel sorry for her.

Hekki's picture

Holy shit, my heart goes out to you guys with the sad family stories! People can be such shitbags. *hugs dlisters*

I don't believe his caca story.

IF you are a great parent to your kids from birth there is no such thing as alienation of affection. IF you want to have a good relationship with your kids, you can have one, even if physically you can't be with them all the time.

Also: Kids aren't stupid. They know exactly how much they mean to their parents.

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Submitted by Slutleena on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 6:47am.
Oliver and Kate were much older when they became actors so why would he use that as a reference for his parental alienation. Where was he the other 18 years of their lives.
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ITA, Slutleena. IMDB doesn't list any credits for either of them until the age of 17, and those were one-episode guest appearances on TV. I'm not a Kate fan at all, but I'm wondering if these people wanted anything to do with her BEFORE Almost Famous.
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Whamo's picture

Kate doesn't have to talk to me and she doesn't have to give her a dime of her millions.

Read...she should give her many a dimes of her millions.

Slutleena's picture

Oliver and Kate were much older when they became actors so why would he use that as a reference for his parental alienation. Where was he the other 18 years of their lives. I really can't stand to listen to men who abandon their kids. I have a brother who did and continues to do it with his younger kids and he gets pissed when no one wishes him Happy Fathers Day. The mothers of his children call my mom trying to find him and he avoids them, never returns calls. He tried to explain to me why he takes odd jobs so he won't have to pay child support. I'm starting to think he was adopted. I have no idea who he took this type of dead beat example from because our father was a saint.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Slutleena's picture

Oliver and Kate were much older when they became actors so why would he use that as a reference for his parental alienation. Where was he the other 18 years of their lives. I really can't stand to listen to men who abandon their kids. I have a brother who did and continues to do it with his younger kids and he gets pissed when no one wishes him Happy Fathers Day. The mothers of his children call my mom trying to find him and he avoids them, never returns calls. He tried to explain to me why he takes odd jobs so he won't have to pay child support. I'm starting to think he was adopted. I have no idea who he took this type of dead beat example from because our father was a saint.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Sorry Hotmami what you went through. I lost my father when I was 19. My Dad was 50 when he passed. Not a day goes bye when I think about what a great father he was.

So sad to read these comments about these experiences.

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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT KURT RUSSELL >=(

Already I don't like this Hudson dude.

So just from her baby pics, Kate Hudson had a nosejob, a chin job and her ears pinned back? Really good work, I might add.

The "dad" looks like a cross between Ted from Scrubs and Dougn Wilson from Weeds.

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@ Tatiana
Holy CRAP, young Kate looked exactly like Ryder does now. She must have had a shitload of plastic surgery.

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Was about to mention that, too! Lmao.

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Is this Goldie's original nose, or was it already tweaked by the time of "Laugh In"?

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4OTg3NzgwN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMD...

Love this before and after of Kate Hudson...those ears!

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/888/starschildhood27cp6.jpg

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They were 2 very attractive people, Goldie & Bill.

Bummer, Kate sure got the worst genes from both.

Haribo's picture

Team kate. Enuff said.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

pomme's picture

i guess he wants her money

This scuzzy POS bounced on his kids when his ex wife moved on from him and now ge wants to profit off them.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:57pm.

I dont know what to say but i dont think anybody deserves to through what you experienced and it is entirely up to you whether you hate her or not because nobody can tell you otherwise that you are right or wrong because nobody has walked a mile in your shoes.