Jakey Is Currently Taking Applications, I See
What you're looking at is Jakey Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones going to lunch together in L.A. over the weekend while his dog Atticus doesn't even try to be slick about the "You're not going to take him apple picking like that the last bitch, are you?" side-eye at her. Just because Jake and Rashida ate food together doesn't mean they later took it to a lawyer's conference room where she rolled around in beard wig glue while their publicists romantically planned their first staged UsWeekly cover together and worked out their photo-op schedule. Can't a bald butch bitch and Quincy's daughter just be friends?
Besides, a day after these pictures were taken, Jake was seen giving that bland Anna Kendrick ho the Christian side hug. Yes, their side hug is about as awkward as the side hug you give to the one night fuck partner who got soft mid-thrust when you run into him on the street (or about as awkward as the side hug a gay gives the chick he lost his vagina virginity to when they run into each other at their high school reunion), but I guess this still means that Rashida isn't getting that second interview. Back to Monster.com's beard section you go, Rashida!
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Salty, it's the photo, that dog is not cross-eyed. That puppeh, like all puppehs, is beautiful.
Ps what is with tricks saying the dog is gorgeous? It looks retarded and cross-eyed
I still have a crush on him. But I've said it before and will again, he should just come out of the damn closet already because he has more gay fans than straight
Ohh Jake looks so yummy. I would even pick up his dog shit for him.
The dog is gorgeous (Jakey and Whatsit are as dull as mud).
There needs to be a subset of the paparazzi that just takes pix of the doggies, a 'puparazzi'; if you will.
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
just come out of the closet, jake.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
just come out of the closet, jake.
wait she is not blond all his beards are blond so yeah she must be his fag hag only :)
All of Quincy Jones's children are attractive.
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:16am.
Am I weird because the fist thing I noticed in that picture was the gorgeous dog?
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Nothing about you is weird, sweets. Yes, that dog is absolutely beautiful!
Nice upgrade, sparky. Rashida Jones is gorgeous.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Even with the bald head, I'd hit that six ways to Sunday until he cried for his mama.
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:37am.
And that's why I don't really take the rumors seriously like most people do - they only started when he played a gay dude.
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The rumor of Jake being gay started way before Brokeback was made and released...the first time I heard of it was when he was in a very suspect 3way "bromance" with Lance Armstrong and McCaughnaGHEY...and that was back in 2002.
"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
Looking good Jake, looking good. Nice and solid. I wanna hit that so bad.
QUINCY jONES IS NOT HALF BLACK.
Because of slavery and the Masters having sex with their slaves, African-Americans and others from the African Diaspora have white genes.
Further, those DNA tests mean nothing when in fact you can have a white and black parent and you can end up on any end of the spectrum.
I never really cared for Rashida Jones. There is something annoying fake about her. Her sister Kidada seems really nice.
Submitted by rustytrawler on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:18am.
Oh man they ate a vegan restaurant called Cafe Gratitude. All the dishes are called things like "I am brave" "I am glorious" "I am closeted."
When the server brings your dish, he puts it in front of you and says "You are glorious" or whatever the name of your dish is.
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"I am closeted"? Getting a little PERSONAL, eh?
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:16am.
Am I weird because the fist thing I noticed in that picture was the gorgeous dog?
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Nope, I pretty much always notice the pet, gorgeous or not.
Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:21am.
Submitted by rustytrawler on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:17am.
Oh man they ate a vegan restaurant called Cafe Gratitude. All the dishes are called things like "I am brave" "I am glorious" "I am elated."
When the server brings your dish, he puts it in front of you and says "You are glorious" or whatever the name of your dish is.
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So for Jakey's meal, the guy said "You are not gay in movies, but you play one in real life."
Quincy Jones was featured in the first AFRICAN-AMERICAN LIVES on PBS with Henry Louis Gates. The guests were given DNA tests to determine their racial makeup. According to the results, Quincy was 50% African and 50% European. I think both of his parents identified as black but had significant amounts of white blood.
So, he wasn't bi-racial in terms of having parents of different races. He had two mixed race parents, and when percentages were calculated for him, he came up as 50/50.
Henry Louis Gates actually came up as being less than 50% black, if I recall correctly.
Peggy Lipton was so pretty! I've been watching twin peaks recently & she's gorgeous in it
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"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
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this issue has been around, but only care if a man can act a lover on screen. many straight men are terrible lovers all the way around but we need the sperm for the continuation of the human race and put up with it.
that dry vermouth, it was chilled in the fridge what could I do with my hummus sandwich has gone to my head but one needs courage to stand with one's own.
like this hero of mine
Rock Hudson
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Is Rashida also gay or just a fag hag?
I was accidentally a beard for a day. One of my gay friends had to go to his sister's quincenera (Mexican 15th birthday party) and he didn't want to go unaccompanied at the ripe old age of 23. So I agreed to be his date for the night. We went with our friend and her boyfriend too, so it was overall like a bunch of friends hanging out. But anyway, his poor Mexican mom was so happy to see me. She gave me a BIG hug and said "Why HELLO THERE!" I felt bad for her, poor lady. Anyone could see my friend and I were about as physical together as Jakey G and Reese Witherspoon.
@Hekki
That restaurant sounds amazing. Somewhere I would spend hours doing my homework or something. I bet it had a great name too. Too bad we have nothing fun or creative here(singapore). The few "interesting" ones either chains or ridiculously expensive.
@ can't rmbr who
Whaa??? Chris Pine is gay!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@MPC
Va te faire foutre!
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Am I weird because the fist thing I noticed in that picture was the gorgeous dog?
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
According to wiki, Rashida is Jewish, because her mother is Jewish:
"Jones was born in Los Angeles, the younger daughter of media mogul and musician Quincy Jones and actress Peggy Lipton. Her father is African-American and her mother caucasian Jewish, and Jones attended Hebrew school. She was raised in Bel Air, Los Angeles, California."
Realize this is not open post, but this is a tangent on Jake's orientation.
Among many roles in life I have played, I remain thru and thru, what was once called a fag hag. Even while young I took it as a sign of respect that I was called that. In those days we still accepted that at a certain age we would say 'she had been a beauty once' and did not shrink from the idea that one day I would be an actual hag. Old and wise and beyond critque for looks. Yes!
Am I a beard? Never felt that as a perjorative, but rather a service I could render a good friend. it also worked on my behalf, because all sorts of men hang around the creative spirits known as GAY! This for me was a version of what my aunt taught me a about dating: 'go with a creep, and look over the crop'.
If my lovely manfriend needed me to put on a show for him, wherever he wanted to take me, I was best dressed for it and ready. These friendships continue strong to this day and while I have more than one permanent relationship with men who do see me as a sexual object, my gay manfriends are stalwarts and among my best, truest bluest friends.
Team fag hag. I hope Jake can still call on Reese and Taylor and etc any time as friends.
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:51am.
Well, Quincy Jones is biracial himself, so Rashida is only 25% black.
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where did you hear that?
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:51am.
Well, Quincy Jones is biracial himself, so Rashida is only 25% black.
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You sure about that? Not wanting this to turn into something else (you know what I mean), it's just that his life is pretty well known for a certain generation. Never heard that before.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:51am.
Well, Quincy Jones is biracial himself, so Rashida is only 25% black.
since when? that's news to me...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Nope, I don't believe he's gay either. I do know Anna Kendrick and Jake were in Vegas to shoot scenes for their movie, she's playing his girl friend in the movie, and these pictures were taken as they wrapped and started back home to L.A.
I think the Rashida pictures are the real deal.
Why?
Because I want them to be!
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:30am.
No, they weren't. Before that movie, everybody thought of him as Donnie Darko/the guy Kristen Dunst had dated.
And that's why I don't really take the rumors seriously like most people do - they only started when he played a gay dude. THAT is why most straight actors won't play gay men, because they think everyone will assume they are gay.
The only reason Heath Ledger was spared that is because he knocked up his costar. If Jakey had gotten Anne Hathaway up the duff, he wouldn't have these rumors flying around.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 10:33am.
Exactly! I heard nothing about it before he did that movie
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Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:21am.
Add me to Team I Don't Think He's Gay
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Me too. I don't believe Jake is gay. All those rumors started with "Brokeback mountain" where he played a gay man. Not every good looking guy is automatically gay.
Okay, is it me or does he look BIGGER. I mean serious.
Jake looks BIGGER and that is kinda getting me attracted to him because I really didn't see the attraction.
P.S. I like the dog, Atticus. *s*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
i love rashida's taste in men--tobey maguire, mark ronson, john krasinski, jon favreau, now maybe jakey...how can i become her?
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Can't snark on Rashida. She's lovely.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:42am.
I love Rashida,I always remember her playing a b*tch in that show Freaks and Geeks with James Franco (great show btw). Everytime I see her I can never even get a hint that she is mixed with Quincy,most biracial people have "something" but she looks completely "white" to me. Even Nicole Ritchie looks ethnic at certain angles. Its not a big deal or a "racial" thing,I'm just wierdly observant like that lol
Well, Quincy Jones is biracial himself, so Rashida is only 25% black.
No way this dude is gay. The THINGS I would do to him. He really does it for me, no lie.
No way this dude is gay. The THINGS I would do to him. He really does it for me, no lie.
and i never buy Jake G in bad ass guy but he's a good as sensitive/weird character
IDK who dis bitch is.
Jakey doesn't do it for me. Pfffffft.
I love Rashida,I always remember her playing a b*tch in that show Freaks and Geeks with James Franco (great show btw). Everytime I see her I can never even get a hint that she is mixed with Quincy,most biracial people have "something" but she looks completely "white" to me. Even Nicole Ritchie looks ethnic at certain angles. Its not a big deal or a "racial" thing,I'm just wierdly observant like that lol
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according to THE AWFUL TRUTH's Ted C,Jake G is Toothy Tiles http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Jake%20Gyllenhaal
I don't get gay from this guy either. I wonder -- where the rumors out there before Brokeback Mountain?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:10am.
like he can lift you up and nail you, standing up against the wall or something like that.....
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shhhhhhhhh i am at work and shouldnt be thinking about such things! but yes, i agree.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:13am.
I see. Maybe you mean 'low key'? Yeah, she's not as much of a fame whore as the others.
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yes! this is what i mean. thank you. :)
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
I've heard only good things about Rashida, that she helps out people financially without any fanfare and that she's a nice person. She deserves way better than a fake boyfriend. I've grown to like her after seeing her on "The Office" (from several years ago). That doggeh is gorgeous & sweet.
I like Jakey G but he is a bit pretty boy for my taste. Love me some Rashida. Totally don't get the boring comments.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:11am.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 9:09am.
If he is gay, then why not simply pretend to be single? Why bother going through the motions with all these women?
It gets press and helps him land straight roles.
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Plus, there's that movie "Brokeback Mountain" to live down.
See Will Smith and "Six degrees of Seperation" for another example.
A little perspective.........Rashida used to be engaged to Mark Ronson, who was just married this weekend. I'd probably pull this kind of stunt too, if I found out that my ex-fiance got married.
Submitted by Slipknot on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 8:56am.
Rashida's mom is Peggy Lipton of the old TV show "The Mod Squad". Gorgeous.
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That would make her father Quincy Jones, the music producer. I wish I was that guy, he has great taste in women.