Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 6, 2011 / Posted by:

Not all celebrities burst out of the closet. Some just peek out to see if it’s OK to tell the truth. Such is the case of this gay news personality. Even though he’s not an atheist, he has reported from plenty of foxholes. On his new show, he will actually mention his partner’s name on air for the first time. This will happen during one of his first few shows. If that action gets a good reception, he’ll start doing it more. Baby steps, people. (Blind Gossip)

Unless Mah Boo Anderson Cooper says my name followed by the words “…will you marry moi under an altar of gummy peens right after you hand your bouquet of my silvery pubes to your pussy of honor Maru,” I don’t give a Deparnumbertwo about this. (Note: I’m lying. Expect a supercut from me of my name dubbed over Ben’s name.)

This A list actor is allegedly very controlling of his famous wife. He orders for her at restaurants, controls her finances and even picks out the clothing she wears. She tells friends she is happy to submit to him because it makes their marriage stronger. (BuzzFoto)

From the department of TOO OBVIOUS, I present to you my guess: Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie?

C List musician who likes to show up at Red Carpet events. Had a recent breakup. Had a recent secret meltdown. Allegedly went to his ex-girlfriend’s house while she wasn’t home and broke in. He took waste from his dogs and spread it all over her walls. Yeah…. that’s one way to get revenge. She suspected it was him but didn’t press charges and ignored it. The fact that she didn’t report it and hasn’t said a word to him about it, is driving him even more crazy. (BuzzFoto)

Nikki Sixx? But really, scatting up the walls with dog caca? That’s the best he can do? Dude is giving psycho ex-boyfriends a bad name. Every psycho ex knows you’re supposed to write the lyrics of a Police song on her walls with your own jizz, her dirty tampon sludge found in a trash can outside and the ashes of the teddy bear on her bed you torched. Bitch just needs to quit while he’s not ahead.

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