The Daily Mail has a way too long article on Jane Fonda’s second husband Tom Hayden, a left-wing activist who made her give up her fancy ways to fight the cause or some shit, and in it they include a priceless quote she apparently said at a feminist rally.
“My biggest regret is I never got to fuck Che Guevara.”
Che Guevara?! The famous t-shirt model? Why in Urban Outfitters clearance rack hell would she want to fuck that?
No, Jane must be talking about Che from that Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Evita. Jane, you not-knowing tramp, Che was just a character in a musical played by Mandy Patinkin! But if you really need it like that, I’m sure Mandy would be nice enough to bring that fantasy to life for you. Dust off your coochie, pull out your pussy beret and make your dreams come true.
And since it’s Labor Day, I will do some labor for you by posting your official response to this:
You can also dub Dan’s voice with the word “Michael” instead of “Jane” and it works just as well. Thank you.