Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 5, 2011 / Posted by:

No, this is not a still from this week’s Jersey Shore of a boozed Snooki coming out of the hot tub after The Situation’s dick hole of destruction lets out a toxic waste load when he gets a little too close to the jet. No, it’s also not an ultrasound scan of Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song’s fetus. And it’s really not a still from John Travolta’s colon cam. It’s the BEST NEWBORN EVER: the alien baby from V: The Final Battle!

Today is Labor Day in Canada and the US, and it’s supposed to be the day we all take off of work to honor ourselves for working (“Weak ass whore bitches” – the Chinese) by doing what we do on the Fourth of July, Memorial Day and every other holiday: guzzling meat, eating booze and fighting my mom over the last 80% off package of Jockey cotton panties at JcPenney. But most of us know that Labor Day really exists so we can honor the vaginas that were torn apart by our huge ass baby heads. And what better way is there to honor that than with the one of the best television labor scenes of all time.

This scene is perfect for Labor Day for two reasons: a) It shows the birth of the American beauty of our time Courtney Stodden and b) It also shows what some of us will birth out from our mouths later tonight after having one too many guacamole margaritas and salmon sausages.

Happy Labor Day, everyone!

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