Mark Ronson Is Somebody’s Husband Now

September 4, 2011 / Posted by:

The South of France was turned into a walking Anthropologie catalog yesterday when Mark Ronson married French model type Josephine de la Baume in Aix en Provence in front of guests including Lily Allen, Kate Moss and one of his sisters Charlotte Ronson. No word if SamRo was able to pry Lindsay Lohan’s leech lips off of her taint so she could get on a plane to France. But I’m sure if SamRo was not able to make it, Mark put a fedora on a Sam the Eagle puppet parked in front of an iPod so it felt like she was right there with them. And I’m sure the Sam the Eagle puppet played better music too.

Mark wore the Good Humor Man’s first Sunday church outfit and that Josephine trick wore something she pulled out of Joan Holloway’s wicker dirty laundry basket. A source tells UsWeekly that during the reception, Mark paid tribute to his friend Amy Winehouse by toasting to her (with a plastic flute full of melted ice pops and ballet slipper smegma, of course). Then he really paid tribute to her by making all his guests crawl on the floor to sneakily steal drinks off of each other’s tables. It’s the new wedding tradition of choice!

Today true love is not knowing what your new husband’s retinas look like since his ass never takes off his fucking Wayfarers.

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