Madge's Face Is Still At The Venice Film Festival

Seen here saying with her eyes "BABY BRAHIM! My face nerves got stuck again! Fetch the heat wand and start cooing out that 'unfreeze chant' I taught you!" at the premiere of her movie W.E. at the Venice Film Festival last night, Madge wore a dress with some butterfly shit on it that matches the butterfly decals over her boy toy's crib in the nursery alcove next to her master dungeon suite. So maternal, that Madge.

Yesterday, I got into how Madge's face looks like a par-baked chicken pot pie, so today I'll just praise our patron saint of baby snatching for the latest wet dingle she's added to one of the hairs on cinema's asshole. After reading the rest of the reviews for Madge's feature film directorial debut, it's official: that shit sucks. You can always count on Madge to throw a piece of shit on the face of cinema decade after decade. In the 80s, she gave us Shanghai Surprise! In the 90s, she gave us Body of Evidence! In the 2000s, she gave us Swept Away! And now she's giving us W.E.! I hope Madge continues to believe that she and movies go together like Lady Caca and her career. The Razzies depend on her.

And during a press conference for Madge's movie about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, she said this about Wallis Simpson:

"I identified with her in that I think it's very common when people become celebrities or public figures or icons that we are often reduced to a soundbite and that you're given a few attributes and then you're not allowed to have anything more than that."

Wasn't Wallis Simpson one of Hitler's homegirls? And Madge identifies with her? Madge is definitely threatening Mel Gibson with a good time. If Madge has got a Kabbalah bracelet cover, then Mel Gibson's got time and a jacuzzi. Mad Mel will even lift his nuts and paint them Brazilian baby brown so Madge feels more at home.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

•

Do You Need A Moment? • Madonna • Yeah Okay

Submitted by garygar8m on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:27am.

Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn something like this before. So good to find somebody with some original ideas on this subject. realy thank you for beginning this up. this web site is something that is needed on the web, somebody with slightly originality. helpful job for bringing one thing new to the internet!
Locksmith South Dakota cribration Locksmith Arkansas slangy Locksmith Oregon Flanders Locksmith schools kentucky mongoose

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 6:41am.

I get more of a Faye Dunaway impression: girlfriend has gone off the deep-end with surgery...
Twit.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 11:22am.

Madonnas looks are going downhill fast...regardless how much cosmetic surgery she does.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:57am.

Oh man...this is not going to end well. She's going to resemble a piece of dried out beef jerky in 10 years, like Janice Dickinson.

Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:52am.

The thing is Madonna was never a nice person. She has always been the type to stop talking to someone or give someone the silent treatment. That is why I have zero compassion for her now.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 5:16am.

Why does this hideous old bag - who has zillion$ for the best plastic surgery in the world - look so bad?

Maybe all the bad on the inside is finally starting to show on the outside!

The hair-do suggests Bette Davis at 60 or Mae West at 85.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 2:54am.

Vadge just needs to stop...with the surgery shit.

and while i like how she wants to stay fit, bitch needs to stop bench pressing optimus prime because the next time she gives somebody a handjob she might break his dick off.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 2:35am.

These days, it pains me to look at Vadge's face, because usually her daughter is nearby and I can do a compare and contrast and it is ALL fuxored in the game!

***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals©

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 12:13am.

The movie looks gorgeous (stylish maybe) but the substance is bound to be shit. Yeah yada yada Madonna identifies with a yank woman upsetting the British establishment, we get it, does it mirror your own life in a microscopic way with Guy?
Having read a really amazing book on Wallis I can say this: she was deeply involved in the nazi movement, cheated on the exKing several times and was a BITCH. I am aware nothing is black and white in life and she will have had her redeeming features but hell nawww is Vagde going to sell Wallis to me.

Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 9:19pm.

@whamo- yes, she was a game changer for the worse not the better. She made young girls want to dress like and feel pressure to dress and act like tacky sluts while she raked in the dough. Some of her songs are fine but she hasn't ever seemed to have taken the time to contemplate how her music has affected so many people in a negative light. She always had a selfish, horrible, unaccountable presence in the spotlight and hasn't ever given one shit about anyone but herself. Yes, she is rich and has had a lot of influence on the world but nothing in a good way that I can think of. She's like the Kim Kardashian of music.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 8:02pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:50pm.

(I wish I knew how to do that insert-title switcheroo thingie with links.)

See "HTML Link Syntax" (if I put the actual syntax here, it'll turn into a [technical term here] switcheroo thingie: http://w3schools.com/html/html_links.asp

You can blo--sorry, thank me later.

Submitted by Puto on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 8:01pm.

She's almost Sharon Osburne.

Submitted by paulapoo on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:47pm.

She'd be perfect on a Telemundo novela with that getup.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:44pm.

Crotch Rot.

Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:43pm.

Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:23pm.
Madonna is a bigger halfwit than I thought. Wallow (spell check, I'm leaving it) was the most hated woman in England. It was a scary time in UK history when that even bigger moron of a king, dumped his tile for that two bit Yank whore.

The King was a Nazi sympathizer, and had many German relatives. Hell, he spoke German. The UK should have thank Wallis for getting him the fuck out of there. He would have been nothing more than Hilter's tard lap dog. Had the British sided with the Germans, it would be interesting to speculated would the US have nuked them aka Japan.

Way to go Vadge, removing all doubt you're a fool.
-------------------------------------------------
Thank God! Someone who knows history! Yeah, why is Wallis played up so much? She looked like a man and, allegedly, beat the crap out her hubby at his request.

Vadge is an idiot.

Submitted by Ham Sandwich on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:17pm.

Could that bloat be due to pregnancy ?

Submitted by K2 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:14pm.

She needs to 86 that lipstick !! Retire the coral shit, already.

Submitted by AitchCS on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:47pm.

I love Vadge. She has balls.

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:37pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:50pm.

Is that Jason Mamoa in your avatar? That man is So fine.

****************

yes he keeps me smiling just thinking such a man even exists

avatar pic is from airport with that beauty he hangs with,

but cut her right out

"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:27pm.

Thamar, try again!

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:32pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:50pm.

(I wish I knew how to do that insert-title switcheroo thingie with links.)

****************

jess practcing on dlisters with it...

/a>

here;s a link MikeFitz's post

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:24pm.

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:50pm.

Is that Jason Mamoa in your avatar? That man is So fine.

**************************************************************
You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:20pm.

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 7:46pm.
late for this party
but thanks for topic of babs that led thos this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ohTZm6RaA

============

Once Katie Hubbell got her Isro back, you knew the relationship was over.

(I wish I knew how to do that insert-title switcheroo thingie with links.)

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 6:20pm.

late for this party
but thanks for topic of babs that led to robert redford at his http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ohTZm6RaA
finest

"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA

Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 5:07pm.

This is so depressing. I think Madonna should have had minimal plastic surgery. Not worked out like a crazy woman. Not eaten such a restricted diet. Cut her hair. And become a handsome 50 something woman. Trying to remain pretty is going to be her downfall. Oh, and a man in her own age bracket would be very good for her children.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:57pm.

Oh, we have hope. Vadge always had a case of "old face," and she always looked older than she was. My mom is the same age, has never had surgery, special skin care or fanatical workouts, and she looks the same age... and doens't look ridiculous.

You do have a point about her only associating herself with questionable women.

*********

I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by Callie on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 4:59pm.

I don't get everyone talking about Crest White Strips. They have never done shit for me. I probably need industrial strength or something.

Madonna would look good if she dressed about how she did around the time of Express Yourself and Dick Tracy. She rocked those men's suits and the blonde bob.

Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 4:56pm.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 4:53pm.

Wow, Vadge is really recessing!

She looks like a hag. A hot, put-together hag, but a hag nonetheless. She looks at least 55. I think the premature facelifts or whatever the fuck she does to herself backfired bigtime.

--------------------------------------

Oh Big Time!

I thought the girl in yellow was Lourdes until I read further.

I think Vadge really went too hardcore on the fad diets and work outs AND SELECTIVE SURGERY and shit was just done a tad too far.

(Well done, Vadge...)

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 4:32pm.

The hairstyle ages her more than the cartoonish tweaked-up face.
Too youthful - it feeds the Baby Jane jokes.
That 'do would look more appropriate on Taylor Swift, and no middle aged woman should be wearing anything that works well on Taylor Swift.

It's Keanu's Birthday!!

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:23pm.

Wow, Vadge is really recessing!

She looks like a hag. A hot, put-together hag, but a hag nonetheless. She looks at least 55. I think the premature facelifts or whatever the fuck she does to herself backfired bigtime.

--------------------------------------

19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by HangryHippo on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:23pm.

is that fran drescher that she's hugging? damn girl looks good...

www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack

Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:07pm.

didn't Kirsten Dunst wear that dress like 2 years ago, but with black birds instead of orange butterflies?

Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:01pm.

All that surgery and she still looks 53. Probably older.

Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:27pm.

Love the dress and shoes. Love the muscles.

Not fond of the hair colour and cheek implants. Plastic surgery holds up the structure, but it ruins the skin.

And d-biatches, can I remind you...Madge works hard at it. If this is how she is looking, we've got no hope.

Madge looks like what she is...an italian matriarch. She's put away the kiddie clothes. She's wearing nice dresses that are age appropriate.

I wish she associated with women other than corrupt political figures-Eva Perone and Wallis. That may be more of an insight into her personality than anything else. I don't hate her. xo Madge.

Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:14pm.

When I don't know if it is a good idea to leave home -- out of my own volition -- I stay home.
This was a day where Vadge could have thought it twice, like me.

Bitch did not.

I love her for that, for now I can laugh at how old she is.

Could be my grandma.

Her money is paying for youth(be it her face, or vadge- pounding-hog.)

Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:03pm.

Yes, that is muscle. I've seen this on super fit women over age 30. I really don't believe M has too much flab on her. It's really all about collagen and connective tissue ... when that breaks down, things are not "held in place" as they once were. I've seen women who look rather small busted without bras on / yoga tops, but when they put on a supportive bra, it creates magic by "gathering up" all of their breast tissue, which is no longer firm, perky, and round, but still hanging around the torso nonetheless. A little like a melted chocolate bar being reformed. Ugh, I know.

Anyway, despite all of this nit picking critique, this woman has a slamming body. However, I would like to see:

1) A chic, long bob, perhaps in a darker honey blonde/light golden brown

2) A nicer, more generous personality - the diva shit is tired.

********************

Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:33pm.

Can someone explain to me why someone who works out like she does has those underarm wings? Confused. Maybe that is a muscle?

Submitted by fashionmafia on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:00pm.

she looks frightening.

by the way, wallis simpson was thought to be a nazi sympathizer but they really only associated to piss off the monarch; which worked. they were not, themselves, nazi supporters.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:25pm.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:24pm.

She actually looks terrible for her age. She is only 53!! I like that she kept her real teeth. That's very cool. I kind of feel bad for her. I think she is tortured inside. She cannot age.

********************

That's what I see in Madonna nowadays: tortured, sad. Sounds corny, but she looks like she needs a big ol' hug from her mommy, and she didn't get enough of that as a kid.

==========

Please. She's just a bitch.

***************

A tortured bitch?

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:24pm.

She actually looks terrible for her age. She is only 53!! I like that she kept her real teeth. That's very cool. I kind of feel bad for her. I think she is tortured inside. She cannot age.

********************

That's what I see in Madonna nowadays: tortured, sad. Sounds corny, but she looks like she needs a big ol' hug from her mommy, and she didn't get enough of that as a kid.

==========

Please. She's just a bitch.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:50pm.

Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:24pm.

She actually looks terrible for her age. She is only 53!! I like that she kept her real teeth. That's very cool. I kind of feel bad for her. I think she is tortured inside. She cannot age.

********************

That's what I see in Madonna nowadays: tortured, sad. Sounds corny, but she looks like she needs a big ol' hug from her mommy, and she didn't get enough of that as a kid.

Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:45pm.

She looks like a tore up Faye Dunaway. Not good.

Submitted by Flynn on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 1:09pm.

shit have no idea how to link right

http://youtu.be/PbKNf8Nze4E

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:53pm.

talentless, fugly, fake, and boring...but she has a very nice dress on. Hate Vadge and her pretentious stupid ass.

Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:53pm.

Madonna is a bigger halfwit than I thought. Wallow (spell check, I'm leaving it) was the most hated woman in England. It was a scary time in UK history when that even bigger moron of a king, dumped his tile for that two bit Yank whore.

Way to go Vadge, removing all doubt you're a fool.

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~