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September 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Luke O’Dell from the Australia’s X Factor

If Jamie from Small Wonder became a Yellow Pages Adam Lambert impersonator using only a $10 gift card to Hot Topic, a half a bottle of Rit clothing dye in fuchsia and a leaky Sharpie, he would be a slightly better Glamberace look-alike than Luke O’Dell. But he would not have the sheer talent and natural vocal finesse that Luke possesses! Luke dribbled out an original song called “Introvert Extrovert,” (FYI: In case you couldn’t tell, his singing ability is the introvert and his bangs are the extrovert) which sounds to me like a hidden track on a Spandau Ballet Japanese import. Hidden, mostly because that shit was not meant to be found.

The judges were not even a lukewarm shade of impressed over Luke’s “deaf llama trying to yawn like a dog” singing voice and they crushed his dreams the same same way Luke crushed a raspberry Crayon before smearing it in his hair. But it’s not over for Luke! He has already become an overnight superstar sensation and his song broke the iTunes 100. Studies show it was downloaded by people who sort of want to kill themselves but need an extra push to do so.

And not only is Luke master vocalist, but he’s also a master model. Luke will set any Sears Portrait Studio on fire.

What is Luke’s address, because he obviously deserves my Barbizon diploma more than I do.

via Herald Sun (For Mel)

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