Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Two very popular actors. He is smoking hot, and everyone loves her. They are both good looking and at the top of their game. They’ve been spending a lot of time together and look like a sweet and happy couple.

Not so fast. There’s no ring or proposal or engagement coming. This sweetheart and the sexy guy she’s been hanging around with are just friends. They can have fun and be silly and go for walks and eat dinner and support each other’s professional projects. The paparazzi get their photos, the two of them get publicity, and each of them sees their popularity rise while they tease a possible romance. A bearding friendship is so much less pressure than a bearding marriage. Yes, they’re both gay. (Blind Gossip)

This is obviously trying to nudge us into Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock’s corner and I was scooting that way until the gay glitter bomb was dropped on top of my retinas. Do I really believe that Ryan Reynolds gets a sparkle in his smile when his cum gutters get filled up with man chowder? Horizontal head nod. Do I really believe that Sandra Bullock is Miss Cunnilingusality and Vanilla Gorilla was just bearding for her? Not really. Fuckit. I’m going to say this is Betty White and Samuel L. Jackson. Final answer.

This huge celebrity in England is visiting the US. When she heard that no one cared about her here or even knew who she was, she hired 10 paps to meet her at the airport and to cause a scene. She wants to be noticed and has the money to make it happen. (CDAN

If Harvey Price was visiting our land, fairies made out of clouds would be dancing on top of the slivers of wind and dancing animal crackers with angel wings would be blowing out sequins down the street. They aren’t, so Katie Price isn’t here. I’ll go with that Cheryl Cole trick.

This B- list movie actor, with the funny last name and made one of the best movies of the past year but did not get recognized enough for it is known as Mr. Erection on film sets. The reason? Every woman he hugs in any scene causes him to get erect. If they don’t try and pull away, he asks them out. (CDAN)

Zach Galivkakakakajakjvwhatever?

These two celebrity brothers who have also been known to act on television share more than just a last name. They also share a girlfriend. Well, one of them only shares her part-time because he already has a steady celebrity girlfriend. Both brothers know they are sharing, but the celebrity girlfriend does not. (CDAN)

Jason and Jeremy London? But the part-time girlfriend is actually a gang member from the Palm Springs area and she’s making both of them do it.

This Jersey Shore star has had a rough year. They need rehab and Valtrex now. (CDAN)

The phrase “ALL OF FUCKING THEM” has never been more appropriate.

When his wife was in labor at the hospital, this B list musician was getting pleasured by a nurse in a nearby room. This isn’t the first time he’s done this to her. (BuzzFoto)

Swizz Beats is the one who made a nurse’s fantasy of sucking off a toucan come true.

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