Six Cases Of Dannon Fruit On The Bottom (Blueberry Flavor) Yogurt, Please!

September 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

When I’m craving a thick creamy white snack, I usually reach for the vanilla ice cream (Where did you think I was going with this, you sick ass!), but not anymore! My freezer will only be used to store vodka, grapes, cold packs and batteries (yeah, I’m one of those) from now on. Thanks to this highly informative review, I’m reaching for the Dannon Fruit on the Bottom yogurt when I need a refreshing summertime (?) snack between meals. Because starting now, I always trust the snack advice of Amy Winehouse’s spirit animal who has the thrilling voice of the Google Translate lady and the cinematic eye of a mom who just got a webcam.

P.S. – Stay away from that lid contest for that free cooking set. It’s mine! I want to cook my lavishing yogurt in it.

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Tags: This Belongs In A Museum

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