Madge's Face Comes To The Venice Film Festival
As Madge's toy Baby Brahim searched the land for the missing shard of a magical crystal to sacrifice to the dark chamber inside her crotch so his soul can be released, his master made the flesh of Italian virgins shiver when she stepped out onto the red carpet at the photo call for her movie W.E. at the Venice Film Festival today. Sure, I can use this space to talk about the reviews so far (Basically, the critics say it's like a 10" peen that can't get hard. Pretty to look at but not worth fucking with.), but let's talk about more important things: LIKE MADGE'S FACE!
Sometimes Madge's face looks like a plate of baby butt cheeks sloppily wrapped in a sheet of overstretched wonton dough and other times it looks like it's starting to settle and has pores that breathe in oxygen with the rest of us. It's somewhere in between here.
I mean, if she opened her mouth I wouldn't expect to hear Jim Henson's voice, but then again I wouldn't put her face in the organic section of the grocery store. However, Madge's eyebrows win all the points. If you put them together, they'd look like a flying bird trying to turn right so that's a nice natural touch. I love it when hos pay homage to wildlife with their brows.
And I also love that Madge wore her best SERIOUS MOVIE DIRECTOR ENSEMBLE. Ho, that outfit is not going to make us forget that you're partly responsible for fucking Shanghai Surprise! NEVER FORGET. Besides, that outfit makes her look like the receptionist at a Catholic School who really wants to be a nun but just can't let go of the dick.
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Madonna has a history of treating people like sh*t. The day she dies there will be very few genuine tears. (And there will be two enormous cheek implants lying in her coffin). Her face has become a freak show. Kharma baby.
This is what's wrong with post-modern art: She takes a perfectly fascinating story--one that's just as interesting today as it was 75 years ago. Then she has to add a parallel story from the present, because we're all too pinched to be interested in a tale from 75 years ago and M's a grand artist, an iconoclast.
Same with the new Gainsbourg film: The director adds some CGI demon to follow him around, because we're all too pinched to figure out that invisible demons followed G around.
There's a whole lot to be said for simple, linear story-telling.
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i need to send that shit to James Ivory so he can see how professionals do it
We LOVE Madge's padded underwear that gives her tits/ass unlike any other 50-something fish on the planet.
Madge has become Hillary Clinton!
They are both repulsive and about the same age.
Birth records can be 'altered' with a generous tip to city hall bureaucrats.
Oh, and she doesn't want her kids watching TV (you know that thing that made her rich)cause they might see people doing all the things she did when she was younger.... whoring, ego tripping, back stabbing, humping ugly white rappers, fucking Dennis Rodman, etc etc.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 11:13pm.
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Oh my God, get out of my brain! Someone who can be my partner in hate for this witch! I hate her, her manufactured persona, crappy dance moves and shitty mindless pop music.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I know what looks better; her arms and legs! They aren't wiry and weird anymore. Well, she looks nice.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
I don't know...weigh in on this.
Her body looks good. Love the calf muscles.
Her face skin...pores too large. She looks in desperate need of retin a.
Only issue with her face is that she had cheek implants. It has scrunched up her eyes. Don't know why she did it. Otherwise, I think she'd be aging gracefully.
Makes me sad because let's face it...bitch works hard. If she can't age well, what the fuck do you think is going to happen to you bitches?
Madge is finally getting the face she deserves. What is inside is coming out. Just like Michael Jackson. Just a whole lot of self loathing and an inability to accept nature's way and the aging process. It just makes me pity her. She seems like a very nasty person and it is showing through her face now.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
So pretty much what happened here is that bitch spent her life espousing being a "boy toy" to impressionable young girls in her 20's, sucked and fucked everyone who caught her eye in her 30's, exercised herself into a state of gristle to the point that her husband dumped her in her 40's, and now she's walking around sporting filler moon-face in her 50's because she never thought aging would catch up to her?
I'm gonna put it out there now and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks - I always thought she was an over-rated whore who owes an apology to every mother with a daughter who grew up "wanting to be like Madonna". Bitch put out her "Sex" book for anyone and everyone to see, but then bragged about not allowing TV in her home because she didn't want her children subjected to the negativity. Fuck you beef jerky, if it wasn't for the sexist/racist garbage and under-payments that women like Billie, Aretha, Diana, Tina, Barbara, Janice, Carole, Joni and a thousand other talented women had to endure to pave the way for your untalented ass, you NEVER would have stood a chance. Every single one of the women mentioned above could sing a capella and bring a crowd to it's knees. Your voice without studio enhancement is crap.
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Submitted by KA on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 10:35pm.
i really wish women would stop with that fucking awful blowing a kiss pose.
From your mouth to a thousand ears. While you have their attention, could you please ask our sisters everywhere to cut the over-the-shoulder-look from their repertoire too?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
i really wish women would stop with that fucking awful blowing a kiss pose. why is it always gross women doing it too? dont blow that shit at me.
madge looks like one of those grandma dolls you see in the country-cottage tchatchkie hell craft stores. the ones that weird quacker factory women coo over as being so cute, but they're really just creepy.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 3:16pm.
Isn't she actually 58 (sliced 5 years off her birth certificate)? She looks like a good 55-58, but those elbow arrugas don't lie. Bitch is old. She should just embrace it and move on (the hair looks awful too - brassy and fake).
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No, Vadge was born August 16, 1958, and many people have brought her birth certificate from MI. MI should charge more for it, since they need money. MI is one of those states were birth certificates are available to the public. When Vadge first came out, she implied she was born in 1960 and 17 when she went to NYC. That lasted for about six months. My best childhood friend is a HUGE Vadge fan and brought her birth certificate in 1986. He had it framed on his wall.
I will say something nice,she got rid of her her black roots. My biggest problem is her shade of lipstick. She is wearing that old lady coral that does nothing for her coloring. That is a shade you see on corpses at the funeral home. I'm sure that's where I've seen it before.
Vadge is morphing into this weird grandma who has no grandchildren, but is just embarrassing herself. She gets all this plastic surgery to look younger then she wears colors, make-up, and clothes that an 80 year old would wear. It is very perplexing.
She looks old as fuck.
She definitely looks better from a distance. Welcome to old ladyhood.
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"Besides, that outfit makes her look like the receptionist at a Catholic School who really wants to be a nun but just can't let go of the dick."
Just wait, madge will end up back in her childhood faith, confessing to priest...just wait...
LUV the dress
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Madonna, age 53:
http://dlisted.com/node/43259/images/spl311059_015.jpg
http://www.madonnarama.com/artworks/posts/20110901-pictures-madonna-veni...
Sade: age 52 (performing w/Alicia Keyes):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNHPF0xxT0&feature=related
Catherine Deneuve, around age 52 promoting "Les Voleurs":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9emFtHQqjw
My point? I don't know. In fairness, those photos of Madge are really close up. However, she's a bitch so I don't care.
She doesn't have fillers. They're cheek implants. They're permanent until she gets them taken out.
She is truly the Catwoman here, and this is from the same night:
http://www.madonnarama.com/artworks/posts/20110901-pictures-madonna-veni...
Oh crap, what happened to her face?? It's so withered and old and disgusting. Wow, she used to be pretty but she isn't anymore. She looks like her life is nearly over! She looks like the wicked old witch ha ha. Who would want to fuck an old hag like that?
old crow -she looks at least 10 years older and why does he hair color always look shit-it needs a toner….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She still has gorgeous, long lashes. Look at the bottom ones.
Don't be too hard, guys. It's a real transition to accept the fact that at some point, you'll never be able to pass for being in your 40s, regardless of how trim and hard your body is and the plastic surgery/botox you get. However, I don't feel too bad for her because she's super duper rich, has four lovely children (to her, anyway, and maybe they are), and is lucky to be alive to enjoy both. I still think she's kind of a mean girl, though. There's a reason you're buddy buds with Goopy (vultures of a feather flocking together, that kind of thing). I like how she embraced feminism the older she got and it became a little harder to be THE girl, despite all the fame and money. Meh, it happens. Just enjoy being alive.
If the option is this or aging normally I think the latter clearly wins.
Also, she looks like a less frightening Priscilla Presley with the chipmunk cheeks. Gross.
Funny thing is, Madonna once remarked that one day she wouldn't be lovely anymore and she'd just have to accept that.
Well lo and behold, that day is here and she is in denial. She looks like a bloated old hag. She's also jealous of Lourdes now that L has shaved and plucked. That girl's gonna be more beautiful than Mama ever was.
Madonna has moon face now...OK a new look.
She looks SOOOO old! This is not the face she should have, Granted, her real face still would not be pretty, but at least she would have the moral high road of aging with dignity.
It's interesting how measures to look younger do the opposite, eventually. I guess everyone thinks they'll be the one exception.
My mother is 61 and her face is sliding off. She has no jawline to speak off. But somehow she still barely looks 50. Yet Madonna's completely reshaped her face and looks like Madam and is only in her early 50s. Youth is not in the needle.
I once saw a woman in a restaurant who was probably in her early 50s, she had short white hair and the prettiest face. She had crows feet and looked every year of her age but was gorgeous. She would have ruined all of that had she been getting work done.
The Chipmunk Cheeks Fairy has been working overtime.
The Face Filler Fairy broke her damn wand.
Happy Birthday Barry!!
on the upside Vadge's face would make a GREAT halloween mask...but jeez, she is and always has been fugly...and by fighting it she is fuglier...she is talentless and arrogant and I for one got tired of her no talent ass years ago...talk about wearing out your 15 minutes...geez!!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 2:13pm.
You do fillers? Dude, hook me up :p
I'd love to get my laugh lines filled in a bit, but I don't want to look like a different person. Just less tired. But no human marshmallow effect, plz.
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Yeah, I injected fillers and Botox to women as young as 20. People do get addicted to it, I can tell you that. It's also why if you want to get fillers, go to a practice known for being conservative in using injections. It's always better to under-inject than to over-inject, because you can go back for touch ups if you feel like wanting more, whereas over-injection can take weeks to recover, and sometimes, depending on your body chemistry, even months for effects to wear off.
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See? Now I'm officially skeered again :p
*applies seventh layer of Retinol over face*
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:10pm.
I honestly think Gaga is much more talented than Madonna. But you cannot compare a generic hack like Beyonce to Madonna.
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! WTF ARE YOU SMOKIN'?
SERIOUSLY!!! WTF? Madonna's put out a gazillion albums to Gaga's 2. Those bitches wish they were Madonna.
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Madonna will always be teh Gays fave. But what the majority of people ignore, and what Madge's brother confirms in his tell all, is the fact Madonna slept around with producers until she caught a break. I doubt Gaga did the same!
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I know that's why I love that slut!! I love Gaga too! She is an amazing talent. I love what she did at the VMAs. Gaga is the future.
"All right, Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close up." That photographer better run, Madge needs some vaseline on that lens.
Looking like you're hoarding nuts for the winter isn't a good look. Her baby boys, if she's actually dating them, have to see her without makeup on. Think of the children.
This just goes to show that if you are going to fuck with your face, do it before it starts to droop and sag, not after. She looks frightening and puffy.
Holy shit fucking godamnit, she seriously looks like she's in her 60s, at least. What a terrible irony that she has clearly made great effort to improve her face but she looks so old. Nothing wrong with aging but she seems to age no matter what she does (facelift, injections, etc.). I guess being the world's number one heartless, selfish bitch takes its toll on a girl. Pretty sad, too, considering how absolutely gorgeous she used to be. Sharon Stone is the same age and looks incredible and natural. I hope Madonna realizes that the physical is not what's important and actually internalizes the Kabbalah lessons she supposedly studies. Well, at least she's rich :-)
Madge doing an impersonation of Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 3:08pm.
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She did always seem to treat people like sh*t. I have long felt bad for her brother Christopher. I mean the book wasn't that bad. He needed the money.
I think she may have no sense of humor.
She should've kept the face she had during the Confessions Release/Tour. That face was classy gorgeous with it's wrinkles and maturity. Now she looks like Bettie Davis. Why Madge, WHY!?!?!
Madge is morphing into that annoying fucktress, Kate Hudson.
Isn't she actually 58 (sliced 5 years off her birth certificate)? She looks like a good 55-58, but those elbow arrugas don't lie. Bitch is old. She should just embrace it and move on (the hair looks awful too - brassy and fake).
Madge is a totally un-talented, nasty, unpleasant, greedy, horny old bag and now it is really starting to show.
she should just embrace getting old...
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She looks good but I do not think the cheeks will age well. Whatever was put under there will be coming through the skin in coming years. This is going to get really nasty. She will spend the rest of her life trying to fix it and adjust it. And, will end up deformed.
either way her silhouette is very slim, firm and feminine looking, not a lot of 53 year olds can pull this off,
Submitted by bexicle on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:55pm.
Gaga doesn't have to sleep around, we had some real talents back then so you'd have to be really talented to climb up there all by yourself, as in now, we live in an age where things are really dry so an airhead blonde young girl who is free to be pushed around looking like a full diaper on a freak circus is what the producers are dying to get their hand on these days,
Imagine what she's going to look like 10 years from now? Poor bitch has lost her mind. She's not going to go down easy. Will probably be wearing surgical masks like Michael Jackson. She's already dressing like a freak at the beach.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 2:13pm.
You do fillers? Dude, hook me up :p
I'd love to get my laugh lines filled in a bit, but I don't want to look like a different person. Just less tired. But no human marshmallow effect, plz.
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Yeah, I injected fillers and Botox to women as young as 20. People do get addicted to it, I can tell you that. It's also why if you want to get fillers, go to a practice known for being conservative in using injections. It's always better to under-inject than to over-inject, because you can go back for touch ups if you feel like wanting more, whereas over-injection can take weeks to recover, and sometimes, depending on your body chemistry, even months for effects to wear off.
If you want to do your "laugh lines", I'd suggest Juvederm over Restylane because the former is softer and made of bigger molecules, so it's better for that area. Restylane I wouldn't recommend for that area since it has tendency to harden into smaller lumps. Usually Juvederm is about $50-100 more expensive than Restylane but it also lasts longer and looks smoother. I would also recommend that for your 1st time using fillers, try to find a practice that sells/ uses 1/2 syringe fillers. That way you won't be over-injected (and can go back to get more if needed) or won't have to waste a full syringe if you don't need it. Of course, the nasolabial area (laugh lines) usually will need a full syringe, unless you have just a tiny bit of crease or want to be really really conservative.
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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker
I think Madge has reached that age where no matter what she does to her face it will just look old, but people commenting here are basically the reason she does all that to her face, if she were to age gracefully she would have looked way-way worse and people would have bitched one way or the other for some reason, so yeah, there's no escaping it really,