Kim K's Honeymoon Video vs. Hippos Mating In The Water
Above is Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' completely natural and not at all staged honeymoon video that doesn't look like a low-budget foreign soft core porn from the early 80s that your parents had on BETA. It also doesn't look like a commercial for a non-FDA approved penile enhancement drug whose side effects include leaky ass, dribble dick, cotton mouth, deflated soul and the constant feeling of being suffocated by a twelve layer ass that smells like regrets, smegma and the urinal in an NFL locker room. Not at all.
And below is a video of hippos mating in the river.
Do I even need to ask for a show of hands from people who would rather watch the second one at 4am on Skinemax when you've got a head full of the drunks and a lap full of cold nachos? There's really no need. Don't worry, I'm calling Cinemax on behalf of all of us.
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wow, I'd rather watch that hippo clean the fish tank all day. these other whores, staged and awkward!!!!
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
oh I SEE!!! next they'll be a sex tape about their honeymoon that was "forgotten" at the hotel....mmm okay they are walking us step by step
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These useless ass motherfuckers need to stop shoving their arranged, inter-alien species sham marriage down our throats with all this publicity, including the damn recent Ray J. aka "boomerang dick" stories. Ugh!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:55pm.
Not all of us are obedient, honey. Some of us are FRISKEH!
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LOL, I do like FRISKEH!
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It's better in bed than dead, baby!
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I LOVE the part where the one hippo nuzzles the other hippo's ear and whispers ...
FIRST HIPPO : Do you believe in the hereafter?
SECOND HIPPO : Of course I do!
FIRST HIPPO : Then you know what I'm here after!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:53pm.
DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!!!
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WHOA! HEY!
I looked more in love with the drunk guy with a random patch of chest hair on his upper left moob who offered to fuck me in the porta potties at the last festival I went to.
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Man, that is one FAT ass he's mounting there...that's why I love these shows from BBC.
It is obvious that they can't stand each other. Now, the hippos, on the other hand...
I just watched hardcore porn that had more intimacy than this.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:10pm.
If I cared, I'd advise this tarted up hussy to get help. Life is supposed to be real, stanky skank.
What a miserable existence. No wonder she always has a soulless look on her face that says, "I'm Satan's fembot."
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Exactly. Nice fucking honeymoon, huh? Wow.
And must Kris 2.0 ALWAYS breathe with his mouf open? He is a true knuckle dragger.
This chick's death, autopsy, embalming, funeral and burial will all be documented for the almighty dollar smh.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:04pm.
IDK, on my honeymoon we pretty much never left our fucking beach hut.
GET YOUR FUCK ON TIMES 24/7!
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same with whore number 2... 'sept I was at the Spinikers watching beach volleyball.
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If I cared, I'd advise this tarted up hussy to get help. Life is supposed to be real, stanky skank.
What a miserable existence. No wonder she always has a soulless look on her face that says, "I'm Satan's fembot."
Dude looks like he MISSED the short bus.
Nothing is private with this whore, huh?
Kaveman Kris looks like he's totally over this shit already.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:03pm.
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"This river horse is riding high." Hahaha :)
Whamo - it's on Cartoon Network.
Actually, I'd take it over Sponge Bob ANYDAY!
Cannot STAND Spooge Boob.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:04pm.
Wait, doesn't Kim Kardashian have herpes?
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I'm no doctor but as a karate expert, all signs point to yes.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 1:04pm.
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Looks brilliant! lol, I'll have to look it up.
wow "intimacy" isnt exactly what they portrait
I wish they stopped being so obvious, have a little of dignity, but perhaps these whores know their time is up, and are draining it for all its worth, there are rumors Kim is pregnant, that's is 10 months of covers, but her ass wont make it.
RIP ASS giangutus creepinatus.
Ps. Her ass is fake, ass expert here.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
The Kardashian trash clan subscribes deeply to the adage "no press is bad press." As much as I enjoy reading every word of vitriol against them, they are making $$$$millions and show no signs of going away. Maybe it's time we just stop paying any attention to these attention whores.
Wait, doesn't Kim Kardashian have herpes?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
IDK, on my honeymoon we pretty much never left our fucking beach hut.
GET YOUR FUCK ON TIMES 24/7!
Not that I want to watch those a-holes or anything...but the videos don't come up for me.
I was hoping I could see the Hippos though...:)
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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"
Whamo - Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.... very educational show.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:57pm.
I'm pretty sure the second vid is of Khloe and Lamar's honeymoon.
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AHAHAHAHAHA!! Well, at least those two appear to be somewhat into each other ;)
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Ahahhahaa!! If he pushed her under the water by her bitch face that would have been so awesome. Really, that's the highlight of their honeymoon? Those two ugh fuck hurry and take the shot so I can quit touching this dolt moments? Ah, true love...
That was more like a stupid PG rated porn intro.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:53pm.
DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!!!
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WTF was that LMAO!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:55pm.
Not all of us are obedient, honey. Some of us are FRISKEH!
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LOL, I do like FRISKEH!
wheres the spread eagle?
the golden shower?
what kinda of photoshop porn did i just watched cause i wanna file a damn complaint
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I'm pretty sure the second vid is of Khloe and Lamar's honeymoon.
LMAOAOAOOAOA JACKOO!!!!!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Jack, you fucking manchild.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:42pm.
...I'm not going to follow you around like some obedient dog.
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Not all of us are obedient, honey. Some of us are FRISKEH!
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WHYYYYYYYYY???????!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God for the hippo video. I needed that eye bleach.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!!!
fucking LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18
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Whatthefuckwasthatshit?!
This marriage is such a fucking FARCE.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:49pm.
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OK we need a list of the biggest pussies in Hollywood
Bruce, Brad...who else do we have that are spinless pussies?
LOL EEG!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
He may not ever be able to leave the "Klan".
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:45pm.
Whamo you forget she doesn't like her men pissing in the toilet.
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You actually made me bark out a laugh EEG!
You're right I forgot about that, he just stands up in the middle of the night, turns to his left and starts going!
Ahhhhhhhhh....couple shakes and just climb back into bed!
THAT WAS THE GHEYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
they both look uncomfortable as hell...especially her...and I do not think they are so because of the cameras (the live for that shit anyway) but truly because there is absolutely no chenistry between these two twats. the expression on both their faces is telling me that they want to get it over with as soon as possible. But everyone said that Khloe's fake marriage would not last either and they are still together, so I don't doubt these two fame whores will stick it out for the sake of making a buck and extending their 15 minutes as much as possible (even if they both fuck other pieces on the side --which will totally happen).
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 12:42pm.
This guy has got to be the biggest walked on pussy there is.
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Well he'd have competition with Bruce Jenner for that title. (and maybe Brad Pitt too)
Bruce is a former gold-medal-winning Olympic athlete! He wont give up the title easily!
He doesn't seem very enthusiastic
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
I think the summation of their relationship rests @ 00:30 mark.
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