Kim K’s Honeymoon Video vs. Hippos Mating In The Water

September 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Above is Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ completely natural and not at all staged honeymoon video that doesn’t look like a low-budget foreign soft core porn from the early 80s that your parents had on BETA. It also doesn’t look like a commercial for a non-FDA approved penile enhancement drug whose side effects include leaky ass, dribble dick, cotton mouth, deflated soul and the constant feeling of being suffocated by a twelve layer ass that smells like regrets, smegma and the urinal in an NFL locker room. Not at all.

And below is a video of hippos mating in the river.

Do I even need to ask for a show of hands from people who would rather watch the second one at 4am on Skinemax when you’ve got a head full of the drunks and a lap full of cold nachos? There’s really no need. Don’t worry, I’m calling Cinemax on behalf of all of us.

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