The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 31st!

September 1, 2011 / Posted by:

From Courtney “erotic lizard-lips” Stodden’s Twitter:

“As I stand atop the throbbing ply-wood, I open my luscious lips to welcome my bright eyed n bushy-tailed hubby’s erotic tongue! Grrr!!! ;)” – AMF


Even Animal Planet is getting in on the royal wedding by re-enanting Prince Will & Kate’s vows. – Stock Broker

“There is no helping him Mr. Squirrel. He is extinct.” – ceofancypants

“Hello, Vivid Entertainment”

“This is Kris Jenner and you fucking pulled a fast one on me! The sex tape you sent over is of Kourtney and Scott!!” – Barb Dwyer

Source: Elliot C Nathan via Reddit

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