Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which Hollywood power couple is ready to pull the plug on their marriage? A hint: The union is only three years old — and produced a daughter. (Blind Gossip)

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley? Yeah, they have about as much power as a solar-powered vibrator in Antarctica during the winter, but the only other options don’t completely fit. MiserAlba & Cash Warren have 2 daughters. Mimi & Nick Cannon have one of each. Ellen Pompeo & Chris Ivery got married in 2007.

So I’ll stick with Heeeeeigl. If it’s true, it’s only a matter of time before she starts motorboating A-Rod and all of Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz’s other leftovers.

What celebrity who lost a bunch of weight supposedly off her diet program and never stops talking about it actually had surgery to achieve her amazing results. (CDAN)

JHud or Kirstie Alley?

Which very famous actress and music icon had a secret love child together in the late 1990s? Both of these parents are extremely well-known in their fields. At the time, Beauty and The Beast were each married to other celebrities, but had an affair while working on a project together.

Beauty was just becoming well-known at the time, and having a baby with a famous and married music icon while each was married to someone else would have hurt everyone’s careers. So, when they discovered she was pregnant, both couples agreed that Beauty would take a little time away from the spotlight, and Beast and his wife would publicly pretend to be pregnant.

Beauty and her husband separated because of the affair, but Beast’s wife stood by him and raised the child as her own… even though Beauty and The Beast have hooked up several times since then. (Blind Gossip)

Please let this be Angie Jolie and Mick Jagger. Please let Maddox reveal this ESCANDALOSONESS during one of Brangie’s very special staged photo-ops. And please let Jennifer Aniston go lesbian and marry this secret love child.