Afternoon Crumbs
Get plenty of servings of the fattest mom’s camel toe fupa while you can, because she’s going on a diet! If you need Ronald McDonald, you’ll find him being consoled by Birdie while in the fetal position – The Daily What
The president and founder of the Anti-Plastic Face League looks the same to me – Lainey Gossip
Oscar De La Hoya wants you to know that the fresh fierceness in fishnet was him after all – The Superficial
Cindy Crawford is like Elisabetta Canalis on female hormones, or is it Elisabetta Canalis is Cindy Crawford on male hormones? – Hollywood Tuna
Rob Kardashian’s nalgas: David Arquette likes ’em – Towleroad
Kim Kardashian is getting a head start on pulling out those “knocked up with the latest sacrifice to Lucifer” rumors – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Why is Evan Rachel Wood wearing one of Lucille Ball’s old ones? – Celebitchy
FYI: Justin Timberlake is still a singer sometimes – Just Jared
The awkward moment when you mistake Vanessa Hudgens for Halle Berry – Popoholic
Prayer circle for Detective La Toya. I REPEAT: Prayer circle for Detective La Toya! – ICYDK
Kate Bosworth in Blackbook – The Berry
Puppy power – Cityrag
DOLLY! – Hollywood Rag
Kelly LeBrock proves that she’s a refined lady of elegance with those fuzzy leopard dice – SOW
And minutes before these pictures of Dane Cook and his piece were taken, they got matching Brazilians – Celebslam
FYI: A baby head is coming out of Scary Spice right about now – I’m Not Obsessed
The Eye of London gets splashed with holiness – Popsugar