You can escort yourself to the exit box in the corner if you were about to type: “I didn’t know Susan Boyle was in Dancing with the Stars?” May a pair of control top hose never control your top again for that one!
Here’s the rainbow in a L’eggs egg putting a twinkle in everyone’s toes at an aerobics class in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon. This is knocking every tiara off of every toddler, because nobody does sweet priss mugging for the cameras the way Richard Simmons does. Since I know you already used up your daily allotted sugar allowance during lunch, I won’t tell you if Richard wore bloomers over his hose or not. But I will tell you that some people in Beverly Hills were overheard saying that their lives are complete now that they have feasted their eyes on two baby chicks snuggling in a butterfly cocoon.
This is definitely what a L’eggs commercial looks like when you watch it through a rainbow. He’s got L’eeeeeeeeeeeeegs.