And Here's OctoSana's "Uh...Errr....Can We Go Back To Deal #1?" Side-Eye
Last year, Mad Mel Gibson offered Oksana Grigorieva $15 million as a break-up settlement in exchange for a blow job before jacuzzi (you can't blame an asshole for trying). After OctoSana shook her head no to that offer (which because of her inner tube lips sounded like the dick slap dance from Kids), Mad Mel offered her $15 million straight up. That's when OctoSana took a gold digger gamble by turning Mel down and decided to take him to court instead. Well, in case you couldn't tell from the fuck my life face she's making in that picture above, bitch gambled and LOST.
TMZ says that when OctoSana turned down the $15 million last year, she tried to make it sound like she did it because part of the settlement included Mad Mel spending unsupervised time with their daughter Lucia. But their source claims that she thought her shovel could hit more gold if she dragged his crusty prune face to court.
Today was court day, and when OctoSana put her open palms out to collect her money, the court put a single $750,000 coin in her hands. $750,000!!!!!! The court stenographer immediately stopped her typing to play this sound on a boombox:
That's not even worth a fart from that original $15 million settlement! If that isn't already a kick to a gold digger's shovel, the settlement also gives Mad Mel even more unsupervised visits with his daughter.
The $750,000 will be paid over the next 5 years. The house she's living in will be sold and that money will go into a trust for their daughter. OctoSana and Mel will share both legal and physical custody of Lucia. OctoSana will also get child support every month, but that amount wasn't disclosed. Both OctoSana and Mel agreed to never speak of their relationship to the media again.
DAMN. DAMN. DAMN.
Let this be a lesson to gold diggers everywhere. When you make a baby with a Jew-hating, child-punching, anushole monster who has the face of a peach seed shat out of a walruses' ass and he offers you $15 million as a break-up settlement, TAKE THAT MONEY! Use it to change your name to Diabetes Tits Grigoriewitz and immediately move into a jacuzzi-free house in the middle of Israel. Mad Mel will never come for you and you'll never have to hear the words "BLOW ME BITCH" come out of his face lips ever again.
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Greed over-reaches. 15 mil would have been enough to set her and her child up for life.
"The attorneys' faces are priceless. I assume they did not charge a contingency fee and are getting paid by the hour. They have been majorly screwed over."
Can't take this kind of case on a contingency. Also, no doubt in my mind her lawyers pushed her to settle and the crazy bitch refused to.
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total deal or no deal gone wrong. should have stuck with case 15
That sound will be added to me ring tone. F@ck this ho and the drain pipe she crawled out of.
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None of that civil disobedience in my town thankyouverymuch -Rango
Love that banner pic of the money grubbing russian whore. "Uh, I get my $15 million now, yes? No? What this mean, bitchslap?"
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Lawd have mercy Bahahaaaaaaaaaaa priceless. Hate him hate her more..
Cleevon got more than that buried in da backyard!
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This bitch upped her game and lost this time. Don't forget she pulled the same shit on Timothy Dalton few years back when they had a son together. Tried targeting A-lister Mel and got exposed for the gold-digging whore that she is. She needs to go back trolling for has-beens and D-listers to scam, but at this point she's so exposed that even they won't take the bait.
Can't stand this bitch, but she does look younger than 41 and quite attractive at times when she doesn't have the bitchface on.
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The faces of her lawyers are absolutely priceless ;o)
The best thing of all is; that she'll have to move out of that fancy Brendwood home she lives in, too.
Mel, should have a big old grin on his face :o)
HAHAHhahahaha.... LOL!!!
That disgusting sewer rat got $750000 more than she deserved.
With all her lies and false allegations, the doctored tapes and the fake bruises. Looks like the judge saw through all this and so did her other 43 lawyers that quit her ass.
I bet Mad Mel and Robin are laughing their faces off..lol
Don't get me wrong I am not ever defending abusers, but this bitch lied through her teeth from day one.
Will Mel have to pay legal fees to all the 43 attorneys or will OG? Who is paying for present attorneys? Does she pay them from the $750k?
love it when greedy bastards overreach and get fucked.
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She will have to cancel all future plastic surgery appointments. "Oh the humanity".
Is she sure she's Russian? Because her game is OBVIOUSLY throwed off if that's all she got!
EPIC FAIL!
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Could not happen to a better person. You reap what you sow!.
She inflicted those God awful tapes on us. It was like getting raped in the ears. Every major news outlet played it. And the world hated her for that. Not that anyone likes Mel, who is a sad sack of shit, but who wants to hear the ranting of a guy who is clearly having a bipolar meltdown.
It's payback for the pain she inflicted on to world.
Go find yourself another victim OctoSana!
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choke on it you whore slut monkey face bitch!
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the awesomest thing I've ever heard in the history of gold diggin' wenches.
Not a big fan of Mel; but. this bitch. even less so.
HAHAHAhahahAHhHAAHahAHAHahahahaHAHa that shit is from the Price is Right!!!!
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The attorneys' faces are priceless. I assume they did not charge a contingency fee and are getting paid by the hour. They have been majorly screwed over. Someone's gonna have to go wash some dishes to pay her attorney's fees....
ps: LOL to the soundbit
LMAO at that sound clip ... fuckin funny!! What was that gold diggin ho thankin??? She shoulda taken that 15 mill straight up.
I'm surprised OctoInsana is not being defended by Gloria Allred. After all, she is all but an innocent victim, right?
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Greedy bitch- homegirl should have kept what was in the box instead of choosing what was behind curtain number 3. Monty Hall is doing a facepalm in heaven. "Let's Make a Deal" Gold-digging fail!
BWAHAHAHA! That sound!
This stupid ass just set golddiggers everywhere back a hundred years. Seriously, how fucking stupid could she be???
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HAHAHAHAHA stupid bitch. Who in their right mind turns down $15 million??? Now get a job like the rest of us and go away.
Oh this is too, too funny. Sucked in to the stupid, greedy bitch. Who would knock back 15 million lol! I mean how fucking greedy must she be.
I absolutely HATE Mel Gibson, but Oksana is a gold-digging bitch.
Great work Mel, now please do not re-marry or get some other bitch pregnant without making arrangements before hand.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
And BAM! this Ho's 15 minutes is finally over.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:37pm.
I'll take an alcholic vulgarian over a gold digger any day. I imagine the lawyer gets a third of that pile so she's looking at a half-mil...
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This has been going on for over a year, and bitch has had a pack of lawyers; she won't have shit left after she pays them.
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HaHa, I was Team Mel all long too.
I think she thought she would get money like the ex-wife.
No, dumb bitch, you were a side piece that Mel lost his mind over and now he lost his wife, his rep AND his mind. *LOL*
But I said from the beginning that it was a set up of typical gold-diggin' whores. Of course, her lawyers will appeal, but if Mel is smart, he will give her $10 million and call it a day.
Oh yeah, and sell the house. Let her find her own house. Dumb bitch should have gotten him to marry her FIRST. Didn't she learn anything from Ann Boylen. Okay, yeah, she ended up losing her head, but that's because Henry XIII was shooting blanks! *LOL*
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Team Mel all along.
Sorry Octosana but you dumb bitch!
This is as dumb as Tiger Wood's ho who spoke out and lost her $10 million hush hush payout.
Seriously these gold diggers are amateurs, its time bitches like us stand up and show them how its done.
Get me some heels, fake boobies, a sex change and i will show these bitches how true gold diggers do it.
Bitches, if you want to study true gold diggers, look no further than Wendy Deng (Rupert Murdoch's wife), Julie Chen, Salma Hayek, Padma Lakshmi, Naomi Campbell.
WHy should this fish be given even one penny - for what !!??
She should get N.O.T.H.I.N.G !!
Twenty years ago MILLIONS of sisters - ourself included - would have gladly not only given their right ovary but also PAID MONEY to be allowed to blow Mel... but this rotten stinkfish thinks she should be paid ?!!
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Should have taken the original offer.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 5:15pm.
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Well, here's hoping her music career will pay the bills.
She made a spectacle of herself and given her gameplan out publicly, so no rich trouts for her anymore. She forgot that you pay a whore to leave and not stay AND open your gaping maw.
There has been a collective slip of nail files in Russian mani pedi salons all up & down Sunset Blvd. Russina Gold digging needs to be taught at the Learning Anex and that old broke back attorney needs to go back to school.
Boy, did she have a crap lawyer. Gibson is certifiable and beat her up, and she STILL couldn't get more than his original offer out of him? Jesus, she should have had Linda Evangelista's lawyer - he knows how to wring blood from a big fat enormous bloodbag, and Evangelista doesn't even need the money!
You're right, Mike - this woman has besmirched the names of all successful gold diggers everywhere.
So, which of the 43 atty's she has had over the course of the last year would that be? Lol She had, at one time or another, some of the biggest and brightest atty's in L.A. on retainer.
That's not a typo either, she had 43 fucking atty's for a custody agreement that SHE broke.
Also, MG did NOT beat her. She had no evidence (except a bunch of bs, photo shopped shit she submitted ). Its virtually impossible to be punched in the face without soft tissue damage to the mouth (inside and out), lips, cheeks, eyes, nose, etc. No lacerations or bruising, no swelling. Nothing!
Fun fact: one of the first "lowers" she was talking to? None other than Gloria Allred. Ugh!
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
Actually, the $15 mil wasn't for her. It was for Lucia and she (labia lips) was to get $1 million when she turned over the highly edited audio tapes and another 2 million at some point. I can't remember if her $3 mil was included in the $15 or not. That's why she never signed off on the long form, because it was for Lucia and she couldn't touch it. Just like she said in one of her texts to him...she had the nerve to say "...it was not a very generous gift for your daughter....". ($15 fucking mil is not a generous gift ???)and finished it with the most telling statement, "....and there was nothing for me..." .
That right there stands alone telling what this mind numbingly stupid ho's plan was all along. She thought she was going to be the next Mrs. Gibson (ha!) but instead she got a cohabitation agreement. {o: then, after she fucked up the agreement by renigging (sp?) and not signing the long form (the short form being signed made it valid anyway), she broke the confidentiality clauses in the custody agreement and the cohab agreement. She tried extorting MG and got called out on it. If there would have been a decent DA during their hearings, she would have been charged with attempted extortion. The investigating officers found a least 3 charges that she could have been nailed with, but the DA was crooked. Stinks to high heavens!
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She was the cherry on the Mel Gibson crazy cake. He is batshit and far, far, far from his Mad Max days...a beautiful face and beautiful eyes, now he's a dirty looking old drunk.
So after paying her legal expenses she will be left with virtually zilt? That serves her right! Now if only there weren't a kid involved. I hope that Mel does right by little Lucia, because she is not to blame for her mama's gold digging ways. The poor girl will probably end up like this anyway:
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Who are you calling silly cow?
There's a line at the end of Maverick where Mel says something like "There's nothing more satisfying that cheating on a cheater."
This reminds me of that.
HA-Ha! Kiss those dollahs goodbye hooker!
I don't like Mel, but believe me if you recorded me during a heated fight you would think "this bitch is a bipolar nasty cunt and should be thrown in a padded cell." I *think* I'm decent most of the time, but for that 2% of the time when I'm a raging PMS-ing cunt I'd die if someone was recording me for all the world to hear.
lol i guess she is taking her old job back , yeah to be in the escort service , not a whore. what a dumb fuck at the end he got away with it, and the bitch got a slap en el hocico por pendeja.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:45pm.
I can't with this bitch. She's a disgrace to a fine art.
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Submitted by Jana on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 7:47pm.
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i am such a crusty old fuck when it comes to just about anything. alcohol comes around one day a week because i aint dealing with no fucking withdrawal shit and dt shit like in the past. fuck that shit. ill get my drink on wednesday or thursdays and the next day can get the big middle finger. as far as any other jive like grass or coke or whatever, i would fucking kill someone if they brought that shit around me. if i really need to get mellow valerian root and camile tea or maybe a shot of nyquil. i think nyquil can almost cure cancer. oh jesus. if you got anything, and i mean anything wrong, take a shot of nyquil. it cures everything.
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Nyquil? Really? I'll have to try that out. Withdrawals are the worst, much less hassle dealing with a hangover for 1 day. In any case, alcohol is the furthest thing on my mind and I can't drink with the meds I'm given. This, not only wanted, but forced abstinence is a good thing. I get what you're talking about and I agree with it completely. I wasn't on a bender per say, just dumb wanting to desperately avoid a hangover on the second day AND BOOM!
You can't avoid a hangover, drinking on the next day will just pro-long it, and it will be much shittier. It's a good thing to have the hang of it. You see the pitfalls ahead and avoid them. When will I learn?
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