When Giuliana Rancid isn’t digging tunnels in the earth for her colony queen, she’s throwing shade at can’t dress hos on Fashion Police and during last week’s episode she barfed out a few calorie-free words about the malnourished body of the skeletal skank horse of Fantastica.
“She lost a lot of weight from all the stress in her life. She seems a little thin right now, and I think she looks great when she’s a bit curvier.”
The former country singer and professional full-time Twitter hooker whore of course had to scratch back at Giuliana. LeAnn Rimes put on her Tweetin’ ‘kini and chewed on the side of a dried carrot stem to build up her energy. LeAnn then responded with this:
Hey, we should go to dinner sometime. You get criticized all the time for how small you are. You can see just HOW much I eat and maybe put a stop to this crazy ‘shrinking’ once and for all…..
oh, & then we should workout together! Good luck with your restaurant!!!
How is that rude?! It’s the truth. well wouldn’t you?! I think it would be good. We have lots in common to chat about.”
Giuliana told E! yesterday that she’s not going to meet LeAnn at the foot of the dirt mound to eat at the air together anytime soon. Giuliana says she’s done opening her mouth about this. But mostly because every time she opens her mouth, hos around her try to throw cheese fries into it and she’s sick of spending her days wiping the salt off with Fen-Phen wipes.
“I don’t see anything wrong with pointing out that someone looks good curvier. There’s nothing hotter than a girl with some curves. I wish I was a curvy bombshell!…trust me!
I didn’t mean it as an insult but apparently some people took it the wrong way. If someone told me they prefer me with some more weight on me…I’d give them a big, fat kiss! I think this is just a big misunderstanding and hold no hard feelings towards LeAnn. Hope to see her on a red carpet soon!”
Both of these alien-faced, lolly-headed sticks need to sit down. Specifically, they need to sit down on an Ensure enema. But really, Giuliana is lying. Dlisted has learned EXCLUSIVELY that Giuliana and Leann did meet up last night to settle this the way every bitch in the insect world settles a war and here’s the footage:
DING! DING! DING! SCORE ONE FOR GIULIANA! That was Giuliana, right? Praying mantises all look the same to me.