Bony Bitch Calls Bony Bitch A Bony Bitch
When Giuliana Rancid isn't digging tunnels in the earth for her colony queen, she's throwing shade at can't dress hos on Fashion Police and during last week's episode she barfed out a few calorie-free words about the malnourished body of the skeletal skank horse of Fantastica.
"She lost a lot of weight from all the stress in her life. She seems a little thin right now, and I think she looks great when she's a bit curvier."
The former country singer and professional full-time Twitter hooker whore of course had to scratch back at Giuliana. LeAnn Rimes put on her Tweetin' 'kini and chewed on the side of a dried carrot stem to build up her energy. LeAnn then responded with this:
Hey, we should go to dinner sometime. You get criticized all the time for how small you are. You can see just HOW much I eat and maybe put a stop to this crazy 'shrinking' once and for all.....oh, & then we should workout together! Good luck with your restaurant!!!
How is that rude?! It's the truth. well wouldn't you?! I think it would be good. We have lots in common to chat about."
Giuliana told E! yesterday that she's not going to meet LeAnn at the foot of the dirt mound to eat at the air together anytime soon. Giuliana says she's done opening her mouth about this. But mostly because every time she opens her mouth, hos around her try to throw cheese fries into it and she's sick of spending her days wiping the salt off with Fen-Phen wipes.
"I don't see anything wrong with pointing out that someone looks good curvier. There's nothing hotter than a girl with some curves. I wish I was a curvy bombshell!...trust me!I didn't mean it as an insult but apparently some people took it the wrong way. If someone told me they prefer me with some more weight on me...I'd give them a big, fat kiss! I think this is just a big misunderstanding and hold no hard feelings towards LeAnn. Hope to see her on a red carpet soon!"
Both of these alien-faced, lolly-headed sticks need to sit down. Specifically, they need to sit down on an Ensure enema. But really, Giuliana is lying. Dlisted has learned EXCLUSIVELY that Giuliana and Leann did meet up last night to settle this the way every bitch in the insect world settles a war and here's the footage:
DING! DING! DING! SCORE ONE FOR GIULIANA! That was Giuliana, right? Praying mantises all look the same to me.
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The lack of food has gone to their heads: Rancic is a no-talent and Rimes is, well, Rimes. *shudder*
Mira, Giuliana needs to stop lying-the only curves she wants is on her maxi pads...
When I saw Giuliana at some event hosting a few years ago I thought for sure people would be commenting on how anorexic she looked. They didn't. She makes LeAnn look fat, that's how rail thin she is.
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Leann when she first got with Eddie:
http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/other-woman-LeAnn-Rimes.jpg
And if MK put a high-fashion runway model in the lineup, these other 2 would look big in comparison.
All in perspective.
If anyone doubts that Guiliana has an eating disorder, check out her food diary: http://skinnyvscurvy.com/celebrity-quotes/giuliana-rancics-meal-plan.htm...
She wrote this a few years ago to "help" her fans who have asked her how she stays in shape, but I see that it's since been deleted from her blog. I imagine it was a PR disaster for her once people started reading & responding to it... The constant references to how certain foods & drinks help "curb" her hunger is not how a naturally thin person thinks. She starves herself, plain & simple.
Isn't this the same woman who admitted to refusing to gain 5 or 10 lbs in order to conceive when she & her husband were trying for a baby?
i love "eat at the air together"...
and i think leann won the insect fight? i remember seeing a tweet about it somewhere...
it scares me that these people are allowed to be mothers. mother nature is a cruel cruel bitch.
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Couldn't agree more. I guess that "pretending to eat" is their eating disorder talking though, so of course it doesn't make sense...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 09/01/2011 - 8:50am.
It's an insult to everybody's intelligence for someone who's lost a lot of weight without being ill, (like Falcor)and is flaunting a skeletal figure, to insist that they're stuffing their face when they eat. Puleeze.
There is a movie called "Living Out Loud" which stars Holly Hunter, that Eddie has a minor part in. He plays a masseuse who comes to her home to give her a massage...in his underwear. Holy cow, you are not kidding about that booty. I remember it after all these years. It's a really sexy scene if you haven't seen it.
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Submitted by menyc on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:44pm.
I couldn't care less about either of these tragic women, but the fact is that one of them has Eddie C in their house. Have you seen that ass? I wouldn't leave the house for years if I had his ass near me. End of story.Who cares about these ridiculous women?
It's an insult to everybody's intelligence for someone who's lost a lot of weight without being ill, (like Falcor)and is flaunting a skeletal figure, to insist that they're stuffing their face when they eat. Puleeze.
Some people do have problems with their metabolism and and it's an ongoing problem for them to try to gain; she's clearly not one of them. She's skinny cuz she thinks it will help her hold onto Dimples.
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I saw Giuliana at a Sephora in-store thing once and she is stunning in person. However, she is very thin (obviously.) I don't like assuming these things, but after seeing her in person it is hard not to notice that she likely has an eating disorder. That makes me sad, because she was really, really nice. Not an ounce of snobbery or arrogance. And she's very tall, so if she gained a few pounds, she would be a true knockout.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
2 over skinny fugs...how can anyone find either of these women attractive is beyond me...
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Roseanne Barr
They're both hideous.
I don't really like Guiliana but I didn't think her comment was rude. Both women need to put on about 10 lbs, Guiliana could probably easily gain 15 and still be thin. Bitch says she wishes she was curvier? Try eating more than 800 calories a day, it is bound to happen.
LOL @ Bjork being attacked by own arm flab. Bjorkie, that just means there is more of you to love!
I don't know how the surrogacy thing was introduced into this thread, but I, for one, admire the women at both ends of the deal tremendously. The social mother for having the courage to reach out and for putting her faith in someone else. In the case of altruistic surrogacy, the surrogate mother is my hero for being able to hand over the child in the first place. And then there is the physical ordeal of pregnancy. I'm far from being a wuss, but there's no way I'd volunteer to balloon up again up to the point of not being able to stand on my legs. Imagine having to walk yet again like a cross between Quasi Modo and Herr Flick for months afterwards. Thanks but no thanks.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
both are skeletical and look unhealthy ,the only healthy looking thing in their bodies are their fake dentures, giuliana is annoying and Leann is getting close to annoying by twatering everything she does, so either way both are anorexic looking
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"The pot calling the kettle black"
"People who live in glass houses should not throw stones"
I couldn't care less about either of these tragic women, but the fact is that one of them has Eddie C in their house. Have you seen that ass? I wouldn't leave the house for years if I had his ass near me. End of story.Who cares about these ridiculous women?
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 5:15pm.
Not that I want to defend Guliana BUT there is a big difference in the fact that Guliana has always been about that size and LeAnn was always bigger than she is now up until a few months ago.
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That just means Giuliana has been starving herself longer. I have seen the woman in person. She is a starving stick. I have had an ED is the past, and I recognize it when I see it. She is skeletal.
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I don't understand how LeAnn has become so insane all of a sudden. She was so normal before. I can't even picture her saying the shit she says on Twitter.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Ugh, they're both gross, but LeAnn is particularly nasty-looking in that picture.
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MK, btw, "Bony Bitch Calls Bony Bitch A Bony Bitch" needs its own tag. Riot. Its own tag, please. Maybe "Bony calls Bony a Bony" or something lmao. *uhg drunkish I am ignore me but tag would be multi-purpose, trust*
*leaves Sake flask (heavy calorie) in thread*
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Sinead's rockin' slore-queen checklist:
I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
I find it funny that LeAnn is less popular now than when she was at her heaviest. I mean, people know her name but she almost has no career. Although I think she plays at county fairs so she still has an audience.
I've never thought Guiliana was overly pretty until now - by comparison LeAnn looks like the victim of a chimp attack with a grafted donor face sewn on crooked. (Never nudge a microsurgeon mid-stitch.)
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LeAnn's just trolling for a scrag fight to keep her relevant.
Won't work.
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Giuliana should stfu. I think it's rude when people make personal comments about other people. You don't hear as many people going around telling people they're too fat.
But since I'm hiding behind the cowardly veil of someone else's blog and comments section, why hasn't Leanne done something about those eyes? Jesus christ they're like slits. She needs blepharoplasty...just sayin...
That might have been a more helpful suggestion. But not on Twitter, maybe in private or at least on the red carpet. "Hey! Psssst! You need a lid lift, stat."
Both should just stfu.
What the hell does Leeann Rimes do to warrant all this attention anyways? No clue. I would google her but that would mean I care.
Not that I want to defend Guliana BUT there is a big difference in the fact that Guliana has always been about that size and LeAnn was always bigger than she is now up until a few months ago.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:54pm.
OMG!Kewlz! You hate a woman who looks beautiful cuz you are all fat, mom jeans wearing mayonnaise dripping, Twinkie eating old hagz! LeAnn is a lean, mean, fighting machine and maybe you h8trz should stop shoving cheese covered marshmallows into your gobs and get on a tread mill and rape yourselves with a rusty rake and get an infection bad enough so you are on life support for a lengthy period of time to lose some of that fat you are carrying around, and then let me hydrate you by pissing in your wounds.
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Um, Cuppy where can I get me summadoze cheese covered marshmallows cuz that shit sounds AWESOME!!! Ooooh, better yet cheese FILLED mashmallows...Yeah then when you roast them bad boys over a fire the marshmallow part gets all brown and the cheese melts....*drools*...Ima gonna need a bigger size of Mom jeans up in here and I don't give a crusty fuck.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pot, meet kettle. I need a deep fried bacon sundae after reading this foolery.
Giuiliana Rancid has no class.
She seems to have forgotten her job as fashion police/enertainment show hostess; then tried to play nutritionist and attempt to justify herself. Tacky!
Surely she wouldn't comment on an entertainer needing to lose a few, or would she?
"I don't see anything wrong with pointing out that someone looks good curvier..."
Any other team I can choose?
God help me. I love Giuliana Rancic.
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It's not that serious.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:01pm.
i can't believe the comments about surrogacy. i apologize to all the men on the board, but is this a man saying this? because i didnt think women were callous enough to judge another womans inability to have children.
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I think the person criticizing surrogate motherhood is a man. However, women are perfectly capable of judging infertile women. I've heard women say "She can't conceive because : she took the pill for too long,her promiscuity lead to a venereal disease which damaged her reproductive tract,she had too many abortions,she got so fat she stopped ovulating, she lost so much weight she stopped ovulating,she waited too long-and every one of these reasons is considered a sign of bad character. Women can be VERY cruel to each other.
A childless woman is often pitied or scorned.It's even worse if a woman is childless by choice.
They're both skanky attention whores. Both of them look like this because they *want* to.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Poor old Guiliana, barren as a rock and twice as boring. How she got on TV with those teeth, that head is beyond me.
GOD FUCKED GUILIANA UP YAAAAAY!
Props to [your name here] for posting this story last nite.
I'm really offended by the surrogacy comments, troll or not. I'm 23 years old, not some 50 year old trying to have kids, and I will most likely still need a surrogate to carry my kids because of a medical condition. If another woman sees it as a blessing and an honor and agrees to carry my baby, how is that harmful for her in any way? Her medical expenses are fully paid and we both win in the end. I wish people would shut the fuck up about shit they don't understand.
On topic: I hate skinny bitches who protest too much just as much as I hate heavy people who protest too much. YOU DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE. If you want to be a fatty mcfatterson and eat a big mac every day well that's your body, good for you. If you want to starve yourself until your bones are pointing out or if you're just "naturally thin" well then that's who you are, good for you too. I don't understand why women think all of this finger pointing and criticizing is helping anyone. People don't change unless they WANT to change and that goes for ANYTHING.
If you call me fat, I'm going to pick up a Big Mac and roll my eyes at you. Worry about your own business!
IM DYING about Giuliana searching for the colony Queen, she looks like the female in Shark Tales. OMG sooo funny MK, I love you!
Submitted by KA on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:01pm.
Boston is a misogynistic troll that likes to say things to get people all worked up. Don't take anything it says seriously.
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i can't believe the comments about surrogacy. i apologize to all the men on the board, but is this a man saying this? because i didnt think women were callous enough to judge another womans inability to have children but i guess my naive ass was wrong. if its a woman making the comments, im sure she doesnt have children. no one that understands the power of having a child would say those things, right? surrogacy may not be something i would choose to do, but it is so incredibly selfless. years ago i had a friend that was a surrogate and she said it was an honor to carry a child for another couple. people want to have children so desperately. not everyone can adopt a child, and i dont fault people for wanting to have their own. surrogacy is a hell of a lot better than going selfishly overboard with in-vitro shit and having 8 children that you regret having, kate gosselin. octomom. of course if you dont have a child you cannot fully understand this. not being a bitch, its just a fact.
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Next you post a picture of yourself in a bikini,LeAnn, please add a bag to your head. Or one of the masks from Eyes Wide Shut. Your one beauty is your voice-use it to sing.
Leanne obv. has issues given that she fires off daggers immediately when someone comments, not meanly, on her physique.
Was she always this intense?
Giuliana is prettier than LeAnn. LeAnn is more talented than Giuliana.
That doesn't say much for either one of them, though.
Giuliana and LeAnn SHOULD get together and be buddies. They would probably actually like each other and could share anorexia tips. LeAnn is right.
Ugh these bitches!!!
Ok, it is obvious both are out of touch with what they really look like. Some people are naturally thing, some aren't. Some have to work real hard to stay in their ideal weight. Ideal weight is a lose term, cause it can mean your actual ideal weight, or what you think is your ideal weight.
I have an eating disorder, I've changed, but is not easy. There are days when it could be easier to go back to the old ways, but now I am mostly recovered and healthy. I know how to use my weapons to fight the old destructive ways.
But I can spot an eating disorder from miles away!!! It is those comments that start with "No I am so full! I eat so much all the time!!
Please, this bitches full no one. BOTH OF YOU ARE UGLY, WITH OR WITHOUT LBS ON YOUR SACK OF BONES!
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HAHAHAHAHAH! That video is perfect!
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looking at their pictures made me remember I need a toothpick after the lunch I ate. mmmm, Ramen in pork broth.
Leann should change her name to Debbie because she is one DESPERAAAAAAAAAAATE bitch. I wish she would delete her fucking twitter so we would never have to hear from her again. But since its her life line to getting attention, that will never happen.
Both of these twats need a nice healthy meal of STFD and STFU. They are both repulsive.
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Bjork lol!! Whatever hottie!
SJP is 45 years old! Did you ever think she COULDN'T get pregnant this time? She carried James herself. She is very thin, and over 40.....and who the fuck cares anyway? She still did not FORCE any woman to carry her children, and I am SURE this woman was well paid. To say it is abusive, is just so fucking stupid.
I have to go to work now. Fuck off you stupid loser.
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No message could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change
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