Afternoon Crumbs

August 31, 2011 / Posted by:

Taylor Lautner throws his best Grace Jones face on VMan – OMG Blog

Did you think Madge just magically has the endurance to chase after baby toys when they try to escape from her dungeon? That shit takes work! – Lainey Gossip

Matt Boner and Cheyenne Jackson are going to be husbands (for play) – Towleroad

The (f)art project Johnny Cade should put that “prosthetic penis” to good use and fuck herself – The Superficial

Rosanne Arquette as a magician’s assistant in Desperately Seeking Susan > AnnaLynne McCordHollywood Tuna

That leather baby diaper on Rose McGowan ain’t the look – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I’m sure Blake NotSoLively flew in a Prius jet since Leonardo DiCaprio is our environmental savior – Celebitchy

Mona Robinson is a great grandmother now – Just Jared

That time of the day when I pretend that Prince Hot Ginge’s crotch bubble is a gigantic royal bulge – Popsugar

Cheryl Tweedy’s got 90s newscaster hair – Popoholic

Never mind the Klan shit, was Baby Mason the one who did that fuck effort Photoshop job on those whores? – ICYDK

Rupert Grint and Tom Felton are doing fashion ads now – The Berry

Proof that only a puddle of barf can from the Insane Clown Posse and Jack White joining forces – The Daily What

My final guess is Steven Tyler? – Cityrag

More like butt blood and dick cheese – Hollywood Rag

Amy Sedaris presents hot dogs on a rake (which sorts of sounds like a reworking of Snakes on a Plane starring Bob Vila) – Videogum

Err, Michelle Branch, you’ve got a little Paris Hilton on your lip – Celebslam

T-Boz’s hair tails found a new home on the sides of Patti LaBelle’s head! – I’m Not Obsessed

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