Afternoon Crumbs
Taylor Lautner throws his best Grace Jones face on VMan – OMG Blog
Did you think Madge just magically has the endurance to chase after baby toys when they try to escape from her dungeon? That shit takes work! – Lainey Gossip
Matt Boner and Cheyenne Jackson are going to be husbands (for play) – Towleroad
The (f)art project Johnny Cade should put that “prosthetic penis” to good use and fuck herself – The Superficial
Rosanne Arquette as a magician’s assistant in Desperately Seeking Susan > AnnaLynne McCord – Hollywood Tuna
That leather baby diaper on Rose McGowan ain’t the look – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I’m sure Blake NotSoLively flew in a Prius jet since Leonardo DiCaprio is our environmental savior – Celebitchy
Mona Robinson is a great grandmother now – Just Jared
That time of the day when I pretend that Prince Hot Ginge’s crotch bubble is a gigantic royal bulge – Popsugar
Cheryl Tweedy’s got 90s newscaster hair – Popoholic
Never mind the Klan shit, was Baby Mason the one who did that fuck effort Photoshop job on those whores? – ICYDK
Rupert Grint and Tom Felton are doing fashion ads now – The Berry
Proof that only a puddle of barf can from the Insane Clown Posse and Jack White joining forces – The Daily What
My final guess is Steven Tyler? – Cityrag
More like butt blood and dick cheese – Hollywood Rag
Amy Sedaris presents hot dogs on a rake (which sorts of sounds like a reworking of Snakes on a Plane starring Bob Vila) – Videogum
Err, Michelle Branch, you’ve got a little Paris Hilton on your lip – Celebslam
T-Boz’s hair tails found a new home on the sides of Patti LaBelle’s head! – I’m Not Obsessed