Shannen Doherty Is Totally Going To Be Queen At The Education Connection Prom

August 30, 2011 / Posted by:

In “A Check is a Check” news, FOREVER A-LIST SUPERSTAR Shannen Doherty is using her celebrity to support this nation’s education system by getting her liberal arts degree at a Poison Ivy League (which is sort of like ivy league, but sexier) online university thanks to Education Connection.

Brenda Walsh doesn’t say in this mess, but if I sign up will I run into her in the cyber hallways, or get cyber drunk with her before the cyber prom, or cyber hold down that homewrecking whore slut Kelly Taylor while she cyber slaps her in the cyber mouth? Because that’s a selling point. Better yet, Shannen should just dump this Education Connection mess and open an online West Bev High School. It’ll be like Dungeons and Dragons for whores of the early 90s who can’t let go.

(Thanks Shamah)

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