Shannen Doherty Is Totally Going To Be Queen At The Education Connection Prom
In "A Check is a Check" news, FOREVER A-LIST SUPERSTAR Shannen Doherty is using her celebrity to support this nation's education system by getting her liberal arts degree at a Poison Ivy League (which is sort of like ivy league, but sexier) online university thanks to Education Connection.
Brenda Walsh doesn't say in this mess, but if I sign up will I run into her in the cyber hallways, or get cyber drunk with her before the cyber prom, or cyber hold down that homewrecking whore slut Kelly Taylor while she cyber slaps her in the cyber mouth? Because that's a selling point. Better yet, Shannen should just dump this Education Connection mess and open an online West Bev High School. It'll be like Dungeons and Dragons for whores of the early 90s who can't let go.
(Thanks Shamah)
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I will just order my deductive essay here and it is about Shannen Doherty!
"To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back."
OMFG!! It's like MK's been watching the security cameras in my hometown bar. That's some straight up Midwest townie bar shit right there!
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Doherty reprized Brenda Walsh for several episodes of the reboot series, "90210", starring alongside her long-ago off-set nemesis, Jennie Garth who had portrayed Brenda Walsh's best friend Kelly Taylor on the original series. Meanwhile, she joined the season 10 cast of "Dancing with the Stars", appearing alongside the likes of Pamela Anderson, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek and reality star Kate Gosselin. It was also rumored she started an online forensic psychology degree in 2012.
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I think it will gonna take a lot more than this to convince young people to sign up for this university. My friend is having her online masters in leadership and I happen to know just how competitive that environment is. Young graduates need stronger actual arguments to go for this option, not endorsements.
Those education connection commercials are the worst. I've caught myself singing along and freaked out by the fact that I know the words.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:19pm
Back when she was on 90210, my friends and I called Doherty Fang-her teeth are sharp AND gappy.Tory Spelling was the Goldfish and the natural blonde was the White Rabbit. There's something about SD I like,but her wonky eyes and teeth are impossible to overlook.
Ugh, I hate gap-toothed women. I get that it is sometimes sexy and fashionable on YOUNG women, but over the age of 25 it just looks super trashy. I never got why Madonna had her beauty mark removed but kept the fucking gap in her teeth...it stopped being cute after Like a Virgin
really? "gap-toothed bitch" is probably on her driver's license, under "Class." I guess this is somewhat more dignified than charging $20 for autographs like she was a few years back.
I never knew she was a gap toothed bitch
She can study "on set"? Uh huh. Sure.
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 2:27am.
How in the hell do you get a NURSING degree online?
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Yeah, I doubt that's accredited. Most RN programs I know of involve tons of clinical time - actually being in a hospital or dr.'s office. Even the phlebotomy certification I'm working on (and the school is a total fly-by-night dump even though the instructor is awesome) makes us sit around and do venipuncture on each other.
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How in the hell do you get a NURSING degree online?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I love that commercial! How do you get a culinary degree online? I can see it now: "Master Chef, I made a soufflé! Here's a pic!"
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Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:14pm.
What is that with you gay people who have to insist on proclaiming everyone to be gay? Really disappointed in you Michael K. What business of this of yours, who is gay and who is not? If I say I am an atheist, and most people say they are Christians, do I make it my goal in life to spread the word that most of these so called Christians are lying and in fact are all atheist like me? Does that make sense to you? So people have no right to make their own decisions, and you will make it for them?For crying out aloud, I was under the impression that gays have been fighting for the right to make their own decisions, like marrying for example, but you want to FORCE other people to accept your labels? WHY? FOR GOODNESS SAKE, JUST BACK OFF AND LET PEOPLE BE WHATEVER THEY DECIDE TO BE!!!!!
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mr. ka and i saw her in a lifetime movie last week. i cant remember the name of it, but it should have been called "my fiance (said fee-on-SAY) is missing" because thats all she kept saying. needless to say it was great. i dont care if she looks stretched and bloated here, she will always be awesome. always.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:44pm.
Oops, you're right. I've probably read to much self-help crap about making your weaknesses your strength. It may also have to do with a reaction I got to one of my first comments on here ever. Up to that point I thought that Europe had a relatively good reputation. I'm eradicating the word from my vocabulairy for now, but if the European Union keeps dragging us down I may need it again some day.
Keep the Irish fury going!
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Mahatma Gandhi
I don't think she's at all Asian, though she's a tad sloe-eyed, like, say, Eva Green. She's basically Irish, though her mom (Rosa) might have Hispanic roots.
I loved 90210 back in the day. Education is a good thing to promote.
I'll always have nothing but love for this bitch. And at least she's hawking education and not some fake tan in a bottle or some turnaround cream that doesn't turn around shit. Get your money, Brenda!
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"You're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." ~ Cordelia Chase
Never got the love for this ho or 90210. *shrugs*
She's been a hag for years. Never been talented, never been remotely hot enough to justify her crappy personality. Also, Charlie McCarthy wants his eyebrows back.
I loves me some Shannen. We go way back, like to Little House when she played Jenny Wilder. I also enjoyed when TMZ (or one of those shows) showed her coming out of a club to beat some bitches ass in the street. I also like when she tilts her head so her eyes look level. Oh, and Charmed sucked when she left.
Shia should sign up for a course in bar fights. Back in the day Shannen rocked those.
This is something Lindsay Lohan would do - not Shannen!!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:57pm.
OMG yes with Marlena from Days of Our Lives as the mom. I hated that show, but I always found Marlena to be the most annoying of all soap divas. Especially during her demonic possession drama.
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jellis h8er!!! Marlena and John's love will ENDURE FOR ETERNITY and nothing, not even the vile Stefano DiMera (from the graaaaave), will tear them apart.
I haven't watched Days in forever. I wonder who is still alive. Is Sami Brady still a scheming bitch?
She looks old...(yes, weird how aging does that)
Fat? The people that comment that are just retarded and I feel sorry for them, I really do...ok I lied, I don't, go suck off your weekly stalk of celery :)
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Is this for real? It's not like a one of those fake-funny ads? lol
I've always liked Shannen because she has the wonky eye and also is a flaming, talentless cunt who has no idea that she's talentless but freely admits to being a cunt.
She's looking old and fat.
Hey Shannen, your mom goes to college...(yeah them's fightin words) Actually she was a hot mess back in the day so kudos that she seems to have settled down and either quit or learned to handle the sweet nectar.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:44pm.
Mother May I Sleep with Danger is THE BEST movie title ever!
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This is the fact laid out on the table, for all to see and understand.
haha, is that your version of "true facts!!"?
Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:14pm.
"For crying out aloud..."
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pfffffffffffffahahahhahahaaaa...heeeeheeeheee
**edited cos it looked all wonkey on my screen**
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
The Shannen movie we all love was called "Friends to the End".
Another Shannen masterpiece is Satan's School for Girls! If you have not seen it, you MUST! It is on Lifetime quite a bit, especially around Halloween time.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:02pm.
I will always have a special spot in my heart for Shannen! I still love that cheesy Lifetime movie where she was a popular college student in a band and she had a psycho killer roommate,
I LOVE THAT ONE!! The roommate has the best freak out at the end when she starts hallucinating all the people she has killed are in the club.
Another good one has Tori Spelling as a super bitchy cheerleader who gets killed by the girl from Life Goes On and ER. The knife that she stabs her to death with is left in the car buy her sister, the girl from Drew Carey show (because she would cut vegetables in car while driving around, wtf?).
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That "roommate from hell" movie rocked. Shannen Doherty has a good singing voice. Love that volatile little bitch FOREVER. Her other great TV movie is the one in which she plays a very young Margaret Mitchell...and gets blackballed from some fancy society group or other for dirty dancing at a fundraiser. When Doherty leaves a TV show, it dies slowly.
The "stab the cheerleader" movie was creepier than all hell. It was based on a true story and terrifying.
I love all those cheesy Lifetime moves. There was one recently with Jennifer Love Hewitt where she "accidentally" starts working at a massage parlor and gets busted by the cops. All the wives of her clients come to her en masse and ask, "Can you teach us to do what you did for our husbands?"
I thought my eyes were going to dislodge from rolling so much.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:44pm.
Mother May I Sleep with Danger is THE BEST movie title ever!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:14pm.
Settle down, Kanye. And wrong post.
lol!
I've never been a Shannen fan, mostly because I remember her from that cheesy Wilfred Brimley show that came on early on Sunday nights. She played an annoying goody-goody.
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OMG yes with Marlena from Days of Our Lives as the mom. I hated that show, but I always found Marlena to be the most annoying of all soap divas. Especially during her demonic possession drama.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
It looks like she has less of that odd Picasso face she had back in the day.
But im kinda disappointed she isn't wearing dark red lipliner, a choker or a black see-through top (with a black wonderbra underneath).
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
I think Shannon is hot. She reps for the Eurasians.
lol@Mother May I Sleep With Danger
I liked Shannen in the Lifetime movie with William Devane (sp?) where she was a psycho 25 year old in love with a 60+ something dude.
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Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:14pm.
Dude, relax. It's just a website.
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"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
Mother May I Sleep with Danger is THE BEST movie title ever!
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Dark-sided!
Mickey, every chance you get these days, you're calling yourself "Eurotrash". That's a bit late 90s of you.
It's probably because you're gay, though. All that self-loathing "those people" have.
If we were all straight, life would be much better. There's too much tranniness and gaeity and bi-sixtiality around!
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Dark-sided!
When did she get that gap in her teeth?
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:14pm.
Settle down, Kanye. And wrong post.
lol!
I've never been a Shannen fan, mostly because I remember her from that cheesy Wilfred Brimley show that came on early on Sunday nights. She played an annoying goody-goody.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:36pm.
OMG! That one is great too! I am sure you have seen Mother May I Sleep with Danger!?
I loved the freak out at the club scene. I think that same chick was in a movie about a witches coven at a private school too.
The "Life Goes On" girl was in another movie where she was a drunken druggie that I loved too. Her stumbling around was acting at it's finest.
What a shock, I dp'd again!
Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 6:14pm.
What is that with you gay people who have to insist on proclaiming everyone to be gay? Really disappointed in you Michael K. What business of this of yours, who is gay and who is not? If I say I am an atheist, and most people say they are Christians, do I make it my goal in life to spread the word that most of these so called Christians are lying and in fact are all atheist like me? Does that make sense to you? So people have no right to make their own decisions, and you will make it for them?For crying out aloud, I was under the impression that gays have been fighting for the right to make their own decisions, like marrying for example, but you want to FORCE other people to accept your labels? WHY? FOR GOODNESS SAKE, JUST BACK OFF AND LET PEOPLE BE WHATEVER THEY DECIDE TO BE!!!!!
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GET THAT CHECK DOHERTY DON'T LET THE FAG HATERS GET TO YOU FAG BITCH!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.