Open Post: Hosted By Spaz de la Huerta’s Bell Bottoms

August 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Cancel all your plans tonight (e.g. figuring out how to grow weed seeds on a Chia Pet and coming up with a way to ferment your tears), because you must take a field trip into the dark part of your closet.

Because you’re going to need to fish out your Dee Lite bell bottoms (they’re next to your box of velvet chokers and right over your Doc Marten Mary Janes) now that the fashion icon of the halfway house Spaz de la Huerta has let it be known that fall is all about airing your ankles out. Just make sure to accessorize them with patent vagina shoes and permanent period face like Spaz haz!

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