Kim Kardassian Returning To Her Porn Roots
Remember back in March when you had to stand in the long line at the free clinic to get your ear holes gargled out with an amoxicillin rinse after you made the mistake of listening to Kim Kardashian's whorrendous shit single which sounded like a drugged skank toddler faking an orgasm for an illegal underground chat line? Well, Kim made a video for that piece of shit and above is a 1-minute preview that leaked yesterday. To say that the leak Ray-J's crooked dick made on Kim during her sex tape was more enjoyable to watch than this leak is a damn understatement bigger than the corroded cum ball Pimp Mama Kris pushed out after E! passed her a check for her main whore's wedding.
But it brings a fart to my asshole to see that Kim has finally returned to what she's good at: slithering around like a fat fish dying in an oil slick. This is some public access soft core shit from the early 90s and I'm mad that Robin Byrd doesn't pop out to tell us that you can get a personal lap dance from this lovely lady during her day shift at Cheetah's.
Kim is as brave as she is untalented, though. The last time a gross, greasy pig crawled around like that in a Kardashian's presence, Khloe galloped onto the set, grabbed it by its neck and dragged it kicking and squealing to her eatin' den. Where the the hell was Khloe Kardashian when we needed her most?!
If you're like me and made the mistake of watching that pile of ass lube, then I guess I'll see you in line at the free clinic for an amoxicillin eyeball rinse!
Here's Kourtney, her kid, Scott Dickhead and Kim arriving at JFK last night to start shooting their reality show Kim & Kourtney Take It Up The Ass in NYC. I didn't know Louis Vuitton made custom made Nuvaring cases for big-pussied whores?
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:46am.
No i probably would invite them to dinner and then feed them shit.
seriously, i hate this whore more than i hated paris...if that is possible.
before she decided to make that porn video which couldnt even turn on necrophilia, despite displaying her best acting skills as a corpse.
she was just a hanger on with paris.
then she got urinated on and now she is fucking everywhere and pretending to be demure and classy and saying all her beauty is natural.
if i invited them for dinner, ryan seacrest is coming too.. because i want to wipe that layer of makeup of his face and pinch his nipples with alligator clippers until he pees with pain, of which the urine goes onto kim...since she likes that.
Kortney sure does love those boots! I do too tho I bought a similar pair that didn't cost as much as a small house
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:37am.
I want to drown that entire family in filth sewerage
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So.... I take they're not invited for Sunday dinner?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:25am.
I just feel like parking my bike in it. :O
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Ya, like one of those bikes from the 1800's with the massive front wheel.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:33am.
Uh yeah Whamo, more info about you than I care to know.
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LOL Sorry Evil, couldn't help myself with that one!
Her ass looks like a freakin' bounce house... except she probably doesn't even make people take off their shoes.
Define aspiring Rusty...but yeah for the most part they are.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I want to drown that entire family in filth sewerage and watch kim and her entire family swallow down shit because that is the ultimate death since all the kardashians ever do is feed us shit. so they deserve to choke on shit and die. FUCK i hate these people and FUCK i hate ryan seacrest for making her famous. fuck you ryan seacrest, you give gays a bad name you fucking asshole closet ken doll cunt.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:19am.
OK when I see an ass sticking up like that I just feel the need to cum on it, sorry TMI?
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Uh yeah Whamo, more info about you than I care to know.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:25am.
Rusty...good. William & stalker Melissa got sent home. They bof cried & hers was quite an ugly one. I couldn't' believe he was crying. Wth. As if yer gonna know who they are tho. Lmao.
A guy at work watches the show with his wife. (It's all they do together anymore...) I'll get his input at lunch. :) They're all incredibly good-looking and aspiring, right?
When can we stop posting about this no talent waste of butt implants?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:18am.
Hahaha, no way that was Kim's ass in the video (close-up when she is on all four). Too tiny to be a Lardassian's ass.
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I had the same thought. Body double. Not built like her at all. I love all of the pics of her huge gut and broad hips in her dress for the VMAs: http://bit.ly/oMhSnq All the Spanx in the world can't hide her flab.
Oh, gross. These piles of trash are now in NYC? Thank god I'm leaving for Scotland in a few days and I won't have to breathe the same air as them for a week.
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you seem spritely.
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Rusty...good. William & stalker Melissa got sent home. They bof cried & hers was quite an ugly one. I couldn't' believe he was crying. Wth. As if yer gonna know who they are tho. Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:19am.
OK when I see an ass sticking up like that I just feel the need to cum on it, sorry TMI? LOL!
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I just feel like parking my bike in it. :O
Just FUCKING Great! Now the KockROACHian's are invading my favorite site. I already boycotted E!, TMZ, x17, etc. Please tell me this posting was a fluke.
Thing is, I would watch her in porn.
She's a complete idiot and an abhorrent human being but she is kinda hot. And those jugs. And that ass. I mean come on, she's built for porn.
But it would have to be professional - with proper lighting and a guy who actually knows how to use a big dick. Plus, she'd have learn a few moves so she wouldn't just lay there and take it. She's not so hot that she can get away with that.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:39pm.
"ZOMG I love the peen, I just want to lick on it all day long nom nom nom"
Fame whores! All of them!
I wonder who Disick is talking to on the phone...does he have friends, does he work?
"I didn't know Louis Vuitton made custom made Nuvaring cases for big-pussied whores?" -Michael K 8/30/11
OMG i am in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee:)
You live full time on Fugly Street & Fucked Up Avenue.
No way that is her butt in that video! I have to say Kim is living the dream. Making millions by being a media-whore.
I hope that monstrosity doesn't give people bell's palsy. For the love of god, don't watch it! I'm considering gouging my own eyeballs out with a rusty spoon. A SPOON! (I'd have chosen a spork but that's too easy.)
overheard on the train (NY):
four middle aged tourist: we are going to DASH!
(please forgive me I tough they were talking about a bakery)
SWF: oh sometimes they have a line, with the wedding coming up and all
FMAT: We cant wait
SWF: yeah, when they were filming, the paps were outside their hotel and I waited for them for like an hour, I WAS the only one, i was hidding, I was embarrassed
FMAT: Oh dont be we probably would had waited too.
and that is why I LOVE NY, only one idiot waited for them.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:12am.
Ahhh, thanks. (I knew I should have gone to Guest, The TV Source.) How was "BP"?
OK when I see an ass sticking up like that I just feel the need to cum on it, sorry TMI? LOL!
Enjoy your carefree yoot while you can Mason cause Pimp Grandma Kris will be $hillin you out very very soon.
Why oh why couldn't that plane they all took to Whora Whora have crashed ? There really is no justice in this world.
Kim & Kourtney Take It Up The Ass in NYC.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Raul ain't clickin' on that shit.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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Hahaha, no way that was Kim's ass in the video (close-up when she is on all four). Too tiny to be a Lardassian's ass.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:05am.
Just you wait until he hears about her porn tape!! Oh boy, will he be surprised!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yes. But only if it's on TV: he can't read big-boy words yet.
I'll give her credit, she's shown more ass in 20 seconds than J Lo's done in her entire career.
Since the talent level between the two is about equal I give Kim the advantage.
I will never forgive myself for watching that.
oh baby! my mouth was wide open ready for a slippery oily piece of poop caca to fly right from her buttocks and into my mouth face!! mm mm!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Rusty...I watched a marathon of this mess on Sunday (I know) & she told him about her first marriage @lunch or something in front of everyone & later Scott Dick says to the big derp...you thought you were the only one??? I loved him for saying that.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I LOVE ROBIN BYRD! Too bad I no longer get the cable access channel anymore :(
I refuse to watch this.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
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Who the hell is that on the right?! Bwhahahaha!
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Douchechill!
Dr. Dick...funneh.
Imma watch this mess. Mason so cute waving @ the pap.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:03am.
I glanced at some rag that claimed he found out about her prior marriage during the honeymoon. If true--I choose to believe it--he's even durrer than he looks.
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Just you wait until he hears about her porn tape!! Oh boy, will he be surprised!
She's so fucking gross, that's all I really have to say.
I love Kourtney's boots.
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Douchechill!
Well, I gotta admit that Mason's adorable!! Just too bad that he'll end up being a douchetard like his uncle or daddy in 20 years unless his entire family is obliterated and he'll have to be adopted by a pack of wolves. Otherwise, poor kid has no chance :(
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 8:50am.
Doesn't this bitch have a shred of dignity or self-respect??
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Only if it gets her paid, if not.. then why have it?
Ugh makes me hate her even more cause I fucking hate my job and I am getting paid shit AND I have a fucking masters degree... and know more than my stupid bosses. Anyway... yeah I hate this piece of shit too.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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This is bad enough to be a spoof! That nasally "Turn me up" is hilarious!
Her marriage is more or less a sham, huh? Quickie honeymoon, then back to work? I glanced at some rag that claimed he found out about her prior marriage during the honeymoon. If true--I choose to believe it--he's even durrer than he looks.
LALALALALALA! NOT LOOKING! WON'T LISTEN! LALALALA!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Would these people even exist if there weren't TV cameras around?
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
The video makes me like the song. But really, all of the doggy style shots? Hype Williams directed this? The Dream produced this? To be fair, she just went into the studio cold without any type of signing lessons. I would have sounded like shit too.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Dr. Dick, that is a rhetorical question correct?!
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 8:50am.
Doesn't this bitch have a shred of dignity or self-respect??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
i refuse to press play...but i can smell the pee through my screen...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I got give this group credit. They will ANYTHING to keep their names in the news. They take famewhoring to an entirely new level.
I know who Robin Byrd is but they never aired her show in Canada. We are prudes, apparently.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:39pm.
"ZOMG I love the peen, I just want to lick on it all day long nom nom nom"
Doesn't this bitch have a shred of dignity or self-respect??