Kim Kardassian Returning To Her Porn Roots

August 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Remember back in March when you had to stand in the long line at the free clinic to get your ear holes gargled out with an amoxicillin rinse after you made the mistake of listening to Kim Kardashian’s whorrendous shit single which sounded like a drugged skank toddler faking an orgasm for an illegal underground chat line? Well, Kim made a video for that piece of shit and above is a 1-minute preview that leaked yesterday. To say that the leak Ray-J’s crooked dick made on Kim during her sex tape was more enjoyable to watch than this leak is a damn understatement bigger than the corroded cum ball Pimp Mama Kris pushed out after E! passed her a check for her main whore’s wedding.

But it brings a fart to my asshole to see that Kim has finally returned to what she’s good at: slithering around like a fat fish dying in an oil slick. This is some public access soft core shit from the early 90s and I’m mad that Robin Byrd doesn’t pop out to tell us that you can get a personal lap dance from this lovely lady during her day shift at Cheetah’s.

Kim is as brave as she is untalented, though. The last time a gross, greasy pig crawled around like that in a Kardashian’s presence, Khloe galloped onto the set, grabbed it by its neck and dragged it kicking and squealing to her eatin’ den. Where the the hell was Khloe Kardashian when we needed her most?!

If you’re like me and made the mistake of watching that pile of ass lube, then I guess I’ll see you in line at the free clinic for an amoxicillin eyeball rinse!

Here’s Kourtney, her kid, Scott Dickhead and Kim arriving at JFK last night to start shooting their reality show Kim & Kourtney Take It Up The Ass in NYC. I didn’t know Louis Vuitton made custom made Nuvaring cases for big-pussied whores?

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