One of the first things I did this morning (after weeping at the morning and praying to my traveling Rojo Caliente altar aka a Nike shoe box with a Hobbit sock doll in it) was paid tribute to my new favorite Mayor of HoShitville whose campaign slogan is: Yes I Can Get Hit From The Back On Top Of A Tower In Broad Daylight. So it only felt fitting to end the day with this New Mexico State Trooper who told a ho to raise her labia where he can see them before pulling out his baton and performing an internal investigation on the hood of her car with his uniform and belt still on! That sound of grease splatters you hear is Gerard Butler running his ass to Santa Fe to join the police department.
A camera that was set up at Santa Fe County Ranch to catch taggers instead caught the officer reading a trick’s chocha her rights with his peen. The Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office put the officer on leave while they investigate to see if he broke any laws.
1. I hope she got out of her speeding ticket, because that would be some wrong shit if he handed her one while she was cleaning her coochie with Handi Wipes.
2. Can’t he just say that he had reason to believe she hid a dime bag up her cooze and he is so devoted to getting the bad shit off the streets that he performed a cavity search with his drug-sniffing dick?
3. Whatever happens, Officer McSlutty and his ho should be proud that they made a horny meerkat’s (or whatever that is) day.
via USA Today