The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 29th!

August 30, 2011 / Posted by:

“No Katie, John Travolta isn’t here. You’re hearing voices again” shouted a nervous Tom Cruise. – Stock Broker


When stuck with the decision to have a one night stand with Lindsay Lohan or free fall from the 27th floor of her high rise apartment nuts first into the sidewalk, always pick the latter. Your penis will thank you. – cs182

After the NY earthquake Charlie discovered a large crack under his window. – El Bastardo

At the Sienna Miller School of Interior Design this week: wall hangings and window dressings. – Sweetas

(Quick Note from 8/29: My Driving Miss Daisy duties start today, so this hanging ass crack might be at the top for a little while. There shouldn’t be anymore interruptions in service for the next three weeks while I drive my mom to physical therapy (aka happy hour) since I’m training her on how to transcribe my blog posts from the backseat. Now you know why nearly every post will just have the line “Where did I go wrong as a parent?!” written over and over again.)

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