Afternoon Crumbs

August 30, 2011 / Posted by:

This might be because I’ve always got dick on the brain, but Hugh Jackmeoff’s torso hair is shaped like a skinny peen with a mushroom head – Lainey Gossip

Pimp Mama Kris is giving her daughter a touching wedding present by buying the sex tape that made her whole family famous – The Superficial

This. Tape. Must. Leak. Now. – Towleroad

Save our animals, especially Pamela Anderson’s camel toe – Egotastic!

Matt Damon is a GOOPophile – Celebitchy

The beard wears a stache, and other pictures from Julianne Hough’s hacked cell phone – Celebslam

Kate Hudson’s chichis brought to her by her growing fetus – Popsugar

RiRi’s vacation is never going to end – Hollywood Tuna

Claudia Schiffer’s got the whisper of brows – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Dean Rainbow Sherbert is a husband (to a woman) again – Just Jared

It’s going to be a long few months watching Hilary Duff walk to and from her car every day – Popoholic

Lies Young Outlawz told me – ICYDK

The Glittery Gays and Girls of the Femme Fatale Tour do their own tribute to Our Lady of Cheetos The Berry

Soggy white buns provided by the Foo Fighters The Daily What

Things my dog needs – OMG Blog

Every Hollywood ho but Lindsay Lohan is in that Pregnancy Day movie – I’m Not Obsessed

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are back together and look happier than ever (served in a bicycle basket full of sarcasm) – Moe Jackson

The Who Are Yous of the VMAs- Hollywood Rag

More like fugly ass heels of the VMAs – Cityrag

William Shatner rides Craig Ferguson SOW

Breakfast at Dionne’s – Crunk + Disorderly

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >